More teaser:

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[cell][center][color=lightsteelblue]Affected Species[/color][/center][/cell]
[cell][center][color=lightsteelblue]Observed Phenomena[/color][/center][/cell][/row][row][cell]
» Heloderma Suspectum (Gila Monster)[/cell][cell]
» [color=palegreen]Exponential Mass Increase[/color]
[right]└ Est. Max Growth: 40ft/12m, 100lbs/45kg 
[/right]» [color=palegreen]Enhanced Intelligence[/color]
[right]└ Dog-like Cognitive Development
[/right]» [color=palegreen]Enhanced Exterior Armor[/color]
[right]└ Small arms fire is ineffective
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So, who wants to start the Gila Monster Cavalry?