[quote=Dervish]
I never bothered with St Patty's day. Going to an overcrowded bar with a bunch of shitheads talking in terrible fake Irish accents never was my idea of a good time.
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This.

[quote=Hank]
I'm going round to a lady's house with a bottle of wine instead. Much more my idea of a good time.
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And this.