SECOND PLACE
WEREWOLF MAGNET

“Nope! Nope nope nope nope!”

Timmy, you may notice that you have been grabbed from behind and that there are hands covering your eyes, so that you are spared the sight of Annalee the whale in her unmentionables. Which! Is a thing! You could be looking at!!

Elodie certainly is!!!

“I! Am [i]telling!![/i]” Ellie-belly would be pointing a hand accusatorially if she didn’t have her hands full. She starts dragging Timmy by the face backwards. “I am telling the [i]Angel[/i] on you!! Attempted seduction! Hexing a fellow student! [i]Dress code violations![/i] You are going to be in [i]all[/i] the trouble!!”

And with that, she spins Timmy around, grabs his hand, and heroically starts sprinting— urk— heroically starts dragging him out to find the angel! A path which, coincidentally, leads right past Samael’s office.

Are you going to let her get away with this, Annalee? This blatant hypocrisy??