[quote=@Hound55]
Excited Red: "Haggis?  What's that?"

*Face pallor drops*

"I think I know why my brother Red Volcano decided it was time to destroy humanity..."
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What's wrong with it? It's a little furry animal with two legs longer than the other. It runs up around the mountain, the females go one way the males the other. When they have babies they roll to the bottom and start their journey to the top. When they get to the top they die.

It's a heartwarming story.

[quote=@Stormflyx]
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I can get it here in Aus but I swear it doesn't taste the same here :'( missing that true girder tang. 

Haggis is huge and all offal-y. But, let me think of how *she* would feel, and not just me. 
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It's been a while since I've had it in the US, even longer since I've had it in Aus. When I was in Aus it tasted about right, the American one is weird though but I feel like they probably put more artificial stuff in it since they can get away with that over there.

[quote=@Stormflyx]
<Snipped quote by Hound55>

"Hey now listen here ya *unintelligible, impassioned Scottish rant for ten minutes*"
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I've never felt more seen on the guild than I have in this moment.