[quote=@Simple Unicycle]
I follow the advice of Ernest Hemingway: "write drunk, edit sober." Except replace drunk with the more broad "intoxicated" and completely remove the second half of the quote.
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I think there's about three unnecessary words in there, if I were to be completely brutal with the editing process...

I think we can get it down to a lazy "Drunk".

Maybe make it present tense to make it more relatable...

"Drink!"  

Ah, there we go...