Call me a senior citizen, because I have a hard time getting it up. [Insert excuses here]; new goal is tomorrow after I return from work. I'm beyond the deadline at this point, so I should technically be moved to inactive. I already know what the contents of the post will be, I've had that planned out since the start, but I've found it more difficult than anticipated to carve out a solid chunk of time to type it out and edit. The latter is what takes up the majority of the required time. I do have the beginning of the post already completed; it's the expositionary bits that need to be worked on. Anyway, just giving an update on my failures and repeated false promises. Still intend on being a part of this and getting a post up ASAP.