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*Blitzes across the air to a floating position under you in a squatting stance, legs reared back before both slam into your gut and ejecting you from the arena space and into the air above*
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*Rockets backwards with a surprised and pained look on my face, and one of my guns dissolves in my hand while each of the speaker sets adopts the same discoloration*
I—BleAGCH!