[center][h2][b][u]Briar Rayne[/u][/b][/h2][/center]
[i]"♫~Love is like a gummy bear, a yummy yummy gummy bear~♫"[/i]

[i]Uuuuuuugh.[/i]  She'd had it stuck in her head all day now.  Because [i]of course[/i] all it took was hearing some crappy pop song once to have it grip tightly on your brain.  It was so insipid, so saccharine, so... So [i]catchy.[/i]

"I swear, if I ever meet the kid who sung that..."

Briar sighed as she dragged herself through the front door, just narrowly missing a sudden downpour.  That was unusually lucky for her, she thought, although it was balanced out by her thoughts being filled with yummy gummy love.

"Hey mum, I'm home."  No answer.  Must still be out.

[i]"♫~Yummy gummy I love you, yummy gummy yes it's true~♫"[/i]

Damn it, now she was [i]humming[/i] it.  Hummy yummy gummy [i]get out of my head already.[/i]  Groaning in exasperation, Briar headed to her room to find something, [i]anything[/i] to drown out the sugary sweet sound of gummy bear love.  Slumping down onto her bed, she began flicking through her phone looking for something to listen to when she noticed a new email notification flash up.  Without anything better to do, she quickly had a peak at it.

"[i]"Evil is afoot... Rival armies... You've been chosen... Bountiful amounts of cleavage awaits, my lord..."[/i] No idea how [i]this[/i] got through the spam filter..." Rolling her eyes, Briar went to delete it... And of course now of all times is when her finger just [i]had[/i] to slip.

"Wait no aaargh I didn't want to-"

There was a sudden blinding light, and then...

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"-do that!  ...Huh?"

Well at least it didn't infect her phone with spyware (at least she hoped it didn't).  Still, this was... [i]Different,[/i] to say the least.  She'd been transported into a bright white room, and it looked like she wasn't alone.

[i]Well this is [b]never[/b] good.[/i]