Ban the user, compliment the user, where the heck is all the hate?

Rules to streamline the insulting process will be updated frequently, contact me if you have suggestions:
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“You serve ZERO PURPOSE”

By insulting the person above you, you put yourself down to be insulted in turn. Don't be triggered once you get insulted, it's how the forum works.

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“Listen here, you toe-eyed cabbage”

Anything a user posts on this website can be used against them. Are they an 18+ Roleplayer? Use that. Are their roleplay’s lame and boring? Fair game.

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“Your parents had you for tax benefits.”

Your insult can be whatever, I'm not going to ask for essays or something witty.


However you [u]must attempt to be insulting.[/u]
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“You’re*”

Insults shouldn’t be taken as reflections of the insulter or the person being insulted. Don’t take insults personally, don’t use insults to form your thoughts on someone.

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TLDR:
Person below must give a toe-curling, jaw dropping, heart-stopping, mind bending insult of the person directly above them.