This thread is going to be closed permanently, because while I was unable to find a 1x1 RP, it did serve to start a group RP which is better than any 1x1 RP to have ever existed. Yes, even that one. [i]Yes, even that one[/i]. But I'll leave it up so that future 1x1 rpers can know what real RPs and real interest checks are suppose to look like. Have a nice day. [hr] Do you like fast posting speeds? Do you like raunchy [u]S M U T[/u]? …Then get the hell outa here. What’s up everyone? If you don’t know who I am, just look at my Bio. Anything I feel like sharing with random internet people can be found there. So-called novella/low-advanced/high-casual writers can also use it to scrutinize my writing and see if I pass muster. Same for those “new to the forum, not new to RPing” types. Myself? I’m not really that picky when it comes to who I write with. Gender, age, occupation, creed, culture, base of operations, device for posting, favorite waifu and/or husbando, status as a “stay at home wife/single mom”, it shouldn’t be an issue while we pretend to be characters on the internet. Oh what? You want something more dramatic? Fine… Valentine's day was a month or two ago. While most of you were moaning about how single you are or worrying about how you’re going to impress your SO, [i]I[/i] was thinking about cringe RP ideas. Normally my ideas are pretty based, and I can run them for years and years provided my players tolerate me that long. But part of running based RPs is knowing which of your ideas are cringe and keeping them in the confines of your mind. Some stories aren’t good enough to get told. But just because these ideas are cringe doesn’t mean I don’t want to play them. It took me a moment to realize cringe is a spectrum. These ideas may seem cringe when compared to my group RPs — or any group RP — they may be more based to the uninitiated denizens of the 1x1 section. I’m sorry if you regularly RP here, but you have to admit there isn’t much innovation. Every other RP is a hot hookup, part of the unholy Vampire/Werewolf/Mafia trinity, a sub looking for a dommy mommy/daddy, or some mix of those. Maybe that’s the point? I don’t know. With that ramble out of the way, I have some [i]expectations[/i] for any RP we do together. Yes, I have [i]standards[/i]. [indent]-- Long term RPs are great, but that’s not what I’m looking for. Anything we do will last a few months tops as opposed to the multi-year stories I typically run, as you're probably not worth it. – I post once a week. Sometimes more, but don’t expect me to. I’ll hold you to the same standard. I’d also prefer if you could let me know if you’ll be absent for posting or want to drop. OOC chatter isn’t necessary, but I do have a discord. That said, I do not hand it out freely, and I tend to not chat for long stretches of time. Again, you're probably not worth it. – Post length doesn’t matter to me too much, so long as it’s at least a paragraph or two. I can usually work with that. Provided what you produce can be read without much issue. – I’m not too picky when it comes to artwork for your character’s face claim, if that’s something you even want to do. I’m also not serious enough about these ideas to warrant a character sheet. If you care, let me know. I might not care, but I'll listen to you. – I’d prefer to RP on the forum proper, but we can do so in PMs if you insist on it. That said, don’t expect PM RPs to get lewd. I ain’t a prude but I won’t be writing anything especially saucy. I would also like to put the plot before any sex scenes we write. It would be kind of weird if we just kept fading to black all the time. I don’t think it would make for a good RP.[/indent] If you read this far, you must be thinking something like: “Wow, I can’t believe we, the 1x1 subforum RPers, finally have a gigachad like Broken Promise to RP with! I’m sure even your most cringe ideas are to die for!” And to your hypothetical thoughts, my response is. “Have a look.” [hr] [h2]Idea #1: Suki’s Revenge[/h2] While I GM most of my RPs to completion, every once in a while I make the mistake of joining someone else’s, and the often [i]don’t[/i] finish. It’s just a matter of time before the GM throws in the towel or decides I’m too toxic for their sheltered RP group. In the case of the latter, the RP usually dies without my continued support. I’ve got big shoulders. Why is this important? Because sometimes I genuinely enjoy these RPs and make characters that I’d like to explore more. It’s not always possible to just slot them into other projects. For a dark magical girl RP I made a (this will shock you) dark magical girl that I thought was a load of fun to play. It’s not required reading, but here’s her character sheet. Basic idea is “Awkward delinquent can turn into a confident and cute blood witch while still retaining the baggage that makes her undesirable.” [hider=Oros the Joyful] [b][color=Tomato]• Appearance:[/color][/b] [hider=Mundane][img]https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1089216474998128771/1142953839411085324/16835f386cf801ee95d74a325608dc39.jpg[/img][/hider] [hider=Former][img]https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1089216474998128771/1142594315709857882/F2rTGGHb0AEaVG6.jpg[/img][/hider] [hider=Corrupt][img]https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1089216474998128771/1142594091494932591/FyOqYVxagAApxKf.jpg[/img][/hider] [b][color=Tomato]• Name:[/color][/b] Oyama, Suki “Trixy” [b][color=Tomato]• Title:[/color][/b] Oros the Joyful, formerly Nurse Joy [b][color=Tomato]• Age:[/color][/b] That age where kissing any of the other characters isn’t considered gross. [b][color=Tomato]• Emblem:[/color][/b] A [url=https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1089216474998128771/1142596500317282444/gothic-heart-border-915-17977-550x550-1676830888.png]gothic heart[/url] tattoo located just a few inches under her belly button, right over her intestines. [b][color=Tomato]• Devil Arm:[/color][/b] Formerly, Suki’s sweet arm was a set of heart shaped IV bags that she could control with her mind. Now she wears a bleeding hair pin. Her hands, legs, and dress are always soaked in blood, effectively making them magical weapons. She rarely fights with her pin directly, but can form the blood into other things like claws, blades, and tendrils. Effective range is just a bit longer than the length of her arms, while her tendrils can reach a meter or so further. The more wounded she is, the more numerous her attacks become. [b][color=Tomato]• Magic:[/color][/b] When Suki was a pure magical girl, her magic was based around love. Now it’s based around lust. Instead of enabling her allies as a nurse, she disables her enemies as a vampire or succubus. Though most just take to calling her a blood witch. Anything she touches is slowly overcome by a “geas” that makes them charmed by her presence. The geas can be resisted for a time, but if Suki holds on long enough, even the most resilient magical girl will fall to her charms. She also has vitality sapping kisses, and kissing someone on the lips or neck greatly accelerates the geas, provided they have those features. Once she lets go of someone, the geas fades and her charms slowly wear off. Miseria react strangely to Suki's lust magic. It confuses them rather than charms them, and her kisses can cause a backlash that charges up nearby monsters. [b][color=Tomato]• Background:[/color][/b] [hider=Despair]Some girls should have never been magical to begin with. Suki was not born into a stable family. Her father was a detective that was never home. When he was around, her parents used that time to argue with one another. It was no secret that her father wasn’t faithful, but they stayed together. Mr. Oyama didn’t want to split his assets with his wife, and Mrs Oyama couldn’t support herself without his lucrative job. This made Suki an undesirable symbol of their unhappy union. Her mother did the bare minimum she needed to keep Suki alive, and otherwise let her fend for herself. This made Suki a very needy girl. Her parents failed to provide her with any self worth, so she tried to find validation in others. Her desperate behavior was a red flag to most, except to those that weren’t above using her. She fell in with the wrong crowd and became a delinquent. Her parents would scold her, but at least she was getting their attention. She would dye her hair, get piercings, and get into whatever trouble she could. She smoked her first cigarette when she was 11 and had her first beer when she was 13. But the other delinquents didn’t stick around forever. Most of them wised up and started taking school seriously, leaving Suki alone again. She still liked the negative attention she was getting from her parents, and pressed on alone. Suki would get a reprieve from her mystery when she was greeted by a mascot. Naturally, she wished to be loved. The mascot already had a few magical girls under its wing, and they treated her with respect. What followed were the best years of her life. She was part of a team and was making a change for good. She saved people, even her friends sometimes. They helped her break her alcohol and nicotine addiction. They played arcade games and had sleepovers in place of causing property damage and petty theft. But Suki wasn’t going to be a girl forever. She was turning into a woman, and her emotional needs were evolving. It wasn’t enough to be loved by a group of friends. They all had boyfriends (or girlfriends) and Suki didn’t want to be left out. She wanted to feel romantic love. The kind of love Suki had never known. She had seen how cruel the real world could be, and knew she had to pick someone from her group. Suki set her eyes on Lada. She was a foreign transfer student, and a relatively new addition to their group of magical girls. She was kind, confident, and easy on the eyes. A real foreign beauty. When everyone talked about relationships, Lada was silent. Suki talked to the other magical girls and they were all pretty sure she was still available. Suki set out to have Lada join her on a surprise date. She was going to take Lada to a concert and then return to their hangout to ask about their relationship. She spent months saving her money for those tickets. Her other fellow magical girls were in on it, but she insisted on getting the money for the tickets herself. Lada was surprised that Suki wanted to go to the concert, but it wasn’t hard to convince her to come along. They had a great time, and it seemed like it was all going well. But when Suki asked Lada about being her girlfriend, Lada laughed. She swiftly apologized, then informed Suki she wasn’t into girls. That was devastating on its own, but what was worse was that this all happened in front of her friends, who were hiding around the hangout. Once Lada left for the night, they all came out to cheer her up. But as kind as their words were, they couldn’t cease their snickering. She was just a joke to them. They had never really been friends.. The following day she relapsed into her old habits as she let her despair fester. It only took a day for her dark emotions to corrupt her, and Nurse Joy became a blood witch: someone that didn’t need to receive love. She could [i]make[/i] people love her. With Suki’s new powers, she immediately conspired to get that kiss Lada had denied her. It didn’t take a lot of stalking to find out where she was and jump her. Suki wasn’t good at stealth though, and the ensuing fight was messy. But in the end, Suki got what she wanted. It didn’t take long for her friends to find out what happened. Suki fled to Hibusa Town where she suspected she would never be discovered, and joined the delinquent club after trying to seduce one of their members. [/hider] [b][color=Tomato]• Sample Post:[/color][/b] [hider=First kiss] It felt like everything that happened in Suki’s life led up to this moment. Lada’s room was a mess, but that was bound to happen when two magical girls fought in a small space. The bed had been overturned, the closet doors laid on the floor, and Lada’s dressers were reduced to wood and fabric, scattered to the four winds. In the center of the room sat the victor with their prize. Lada’s sword had cut Suki deep. The wound ran from the center of her chest down to her right hip. It was a grievous wound, and she wouldn’t had survived it if she wasn’t a magical girl. Lada, comparatively, had no wounds to speak of. But Suki didn’t need to wound her prey to win a fight. She was sitting on Lada’s stomach, with a pair of tendrils reaching out of her wound to pin the girl’s arms over her head. Lada could kick her legs, twist her arms, but she wasn’t getting free. Suki’s hands closed around her face. [color=Tomato]”That was a nice fight!”[/color] Suki’s voice was sickeningly sweet, but her body lacked any kind of malice. She used her thumbs to follow the curvature of Lada’s cheek bones, then the bridge of her nose. She dragged her index finger down the center of her face, riding over her lips. [color=Tomato]”Such beautiful contours, just like the wound you gave me!”[/color] [b]”Don’t.”[/b] Was all Lada could manage. Her breathing was becoming ragged. The geas was taking its toll on her mind, but she resisted. That wouldn’t last for long. [color=Tomato]”Oh Lada! I couldn’t bring myself to hurt something so pretty! But we’re wasting time, and the anticipation is killing us.”[/color] Suki giggled. [color=Tomato]”I know your first time is a little scary, but it’s my first time too! So just relax and let it happen.”[/color] Suki closed her eyes and closed the breach between their faces. Lada’s eyes went wide, but if she could have escaped she would have done so already. She opened her mouth to make one last plea, but Suki plunged her tongue inside. Her eyes dilated and her back arched, only for Lada’s eyes to flutter shut. Her entire body relaxed as Suki probed every inch of her mouth. The tendrils released her arms, and she wrapped them around Suki. Suki pulled her head back with a gasp. [color=Tomato]”Oh sweetheart, that was magical!”[/color] She wiggled on top of Lada’s stomach. [color=Tomato]”Your skin makes me want to cry! You glow like a goddess! You taste like a strawberry! Well, maybe a little more subdued than a strawberry, but-”[/color] Suki kissed Lada’s cheek. [color=Tomato]”See? You shouldn’t have said no! We could have been having all this fun yesterday!”[/color] [b]”I-”[/b] Suki wouldn’t stop laying kisses along Lada’s neck and shoulder. [b]”I’m sorry, I didn’t, know it, would feel like, this.”[/b] Her eyes were half closed. [b]”But, I’m glad, you-”[/b] Suki placed her finger over Lada’s lips. [color=Tomato]”I forgive you. The important part is you came around!”[/color] Suki leaned in to give Lada one more kiss, only to notice she fell unconscious in her arms. [color=Tomato]”What? We didn’t even get to the spicy part yet!”[/color] But their alone time would be interrupted. The other five members of Suki’s magical girl team piled into the room. They already had their weapons drawn and were ready to fight. Suki shrugged. [color=Tomato]”Yea, she decided to take a nap. I think-”[/color] Penny, the leader of the unit, closed the distance with a swift punch. Powerful enough on its own, more so when you considered the cyborg girl’s fist was powered by its own afterburner. Suki careened into the adjacent wall, and Penny caught Lada in her arms. [color=9e0039][u][b]”She’s secure!”[/b][/u][/color] Suki didn’t even have time to stand back up before the other four girls stood in front of them. She placed her hand on the window sill to stabilize herself. [color=Tomato]”Good evening!”[/color] Penny stepped between the other magical girls and looked at Suki. [color=9e0039][u][b]”You’ve got ten seconds to tell us what you did to her.”[/b][/u][/color] [color=Tomato]”Well.”[/color] Suki struggled to stand upright. [color=Tomato]”I kissed her? A lot? But it kind of tuckered her out? I’m a little new to these powers, so I might have gone overboard. I think she’ll be fine with some rest!”[/color] The newly arrived wouldn't notice it, but Suki's wound from earlier had completely healed. [color=9e0039][u][b]”Not what I meant, but I’m glad that’s the case.”[/b][/u][/color] Penny raised her fist and leveled it with Suki’s head. [color=9e0039][u][b]”Answer this next question very carefully. Were you involved with Nurse Joy’s disappearance?”[/b][/u][/color] Suki tapped her chin. [color=Tomato]”Only that we’re the same person.”[/color] Penny’s body tensed up as her allies gave each other confused glances. [color=9e0039][u][b]”You’re her? Prove it!”[/b][/u][/color] [color=Tomato]”Let’s see…”[/color] Suki looked over her former team. [color=Tomato]”Lily’s favorite animal is a wolf, and she still sleeps with stuffed animals. Her boyfriend Alexander got her a plush wolf about a month ago and she wouldn’t shut up about it. Maura likes flowers, but is too shy to tell anyone because she thinks it will ruin her tough girl persona. Samantha wet the bed about a week ago, but she swore me to secrecy. Sorry girl, you understand right? Then there’s-”[/color] [color=9e0039][u][b]”Why?”[/b][/u][/color] Penny’s fist was shaking. [color=9e0039][u][b]”Why did you do this to yourself?”[/b][/u][/color] [color=Tomato]”[i]I[/i] did this?”[/color] The corners of Suki’s lips twitched. [color=Tomato]”The only reason why I signed up to this outfit was so that I could be around people who loved me. Come on, Penny! You were my friends! I healed you, I helped you out, we did so much stuff together! don’t expect you to get it. [i]Everyone[/i] loves you, but me? I can’t get my parents to look at me unless I do something bad. I took Lada to see a concert and the first thing she does is blow me off when we get back. You all laughed at me. A-and I get it, it was sort of funny!”[/color] She sniffed, but shed no tears. [color=Tomato]”But you’re no different than my parents. You ignore everything I tried to do for you, but the screw ups? The mistakes? [i]the bad behavior[/i]? Ohhhh, that’s gotta get corrected right quick! No one’s gunna make [i]you[/i] look bad!”[/color] Penny pursed her lips. [color=9e0039][u][b]”I see.”[/b][/u][/color] She closed her eyes. [color=9e0039][u][b]”Nurse Joy is dead.”[/b][/u][/color] When her eyes opened, they were glowing neon blue, and every afterburner on her body fired up. [color=9e0039][u][b]”The least I can do is avenge her.”[/b][/u][/color] [color=Tomato]”Oh, uh...”[/color] Suki touched the tips of her fingers together. [color=Tomato]”Can I have a do over or-”[/color] The speed in which Penny moved could be compared to teleportation. Her metal frame slammed into Suki with enough force to launch her out the window. The shattered glass haloed the blood witch’s form as she was thrown into the darkness. They never found her body, but she was never seen in town again. [/hider] [b][color=Tomato]• Other:[/color][/b] I’m not sorry. [/hider] The setting was just your generic magical girl fanfare and wasn’t all that interesting. The characters made it interesting. I’m more interested in seeing how a romance between our characters would play out than partaking in magical fights against monsters. Is it possible for someone to endure Suki’s shenanigans? Can she change before they lose interest? Because Suki is “lonely sexual” you can play just about anyone and she’ll obsess over them. A fellow dark/light magical girl/boy, a normal straight “A” student, new kid in town, etc. I’d like to avoid taboo relationships such as one with a faculty member. Otherwise, I’m fine putting Suki in almost any country and we can go for a highschool or college setting. Could also be talked into basing the RP around a part time/entry level job like a fast food franchise. [hr] [h2]Idea #2: Love for Kaiju[/h2] I don’t think this idea needs a huge write up. When you’re fifty-stories tall and everyone regards you as a monster, is it possible to find love? We’d play as two Kaiju that are ready to fight each other but then something magical happens. Maybe their initial fight is an attempt to impress each other? Maybe it only looks like a fight to the civilians who can do nothing but run for their lives. I’d be fine playing whatever for this, and I’m not too picky as to what you want to play. Just nothing lame like a giant human. I mean okay, I guess “Attack of the 50 ft woman” was a classic, but I’d prefer we go more on the weird side. I wanna see lizards and robots holding hands as they walk into the ocean together, you know? Alternatively, we could do a King Kong; One of us is a human and the other one is a Kaiju that takes them for a joy ride. It could be fun to get in the head of characters that can’t verbally communicate with one another. [hr] If anything here interests you, which something should if your tastes don't suck, I would prefer you show interest here first. Unlike those [i]pretentious[/i] players that [i]beg[/i] you to GM their games, I don't mind if you bump my thread with your interest. People should know what a proper interest check looks like, and embrace it.