[quote=@Meta]
<Snipped quote by GalaxyRaider>

I'll start at the beginning, but you'll either have to put up with long stories or confusing shortcuts.
*Rolls my neck, and then twists to either side*
My name is easier pronounced with its unfortunate translation, "Harmony." I have a less-than-stellar relationship with one of your friends.
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So you have something to do with mom.