[color=lightgray]

[right][sub]Timestamp: 6:50 AM, October 18th, 2024
Location: Nguyen Residence -> Oli Woli’s Bike :3[/sub][/right]


[center][img]https://txt.1001fonts.net/img/txt/b3RmLjEwNi5hZWM2Y2YuVTJ0cGJHd2dTWE56ZFdVLC4w/gasket.regular.webp[/img]
[img]https://media1.tenor.com/m/exTZBxFB6iMAAAAC/tyler1-loltyler1.gifp[/img][/center]

[hr][hr]

‘Twas the morning of October 18th.

All through the house,

Not a single creature was stirring, not even a mouse.

Except for Jade Nguyen.

She was clicking hard on her at her computer, 

And she couldn't have been any more ruder.

[center][i]An ally has been slain.[/i][/center]

Jade sat at her desk, her legs up and mostly covered by the comically oversized hoodie she had on, the hood covering her disheveled hair and headset as she clicked at her mouse furiously, before stopping to start typing rather quickly, and with a lot of vinegar behind the words..

[color=white]25:19[/color] [color=#427a97][Team] itmejade (Akali):[/color] [color=white]r u fking serious rn[/color]
[color=white]25:22[/color] [color=#427a97][Team] onepieceisreal (Jinx):[/color] [color=white]wat[/color]

The cool blue lit up Jade’s face, her face slightly tensing up as she had to deal with yet [i]another[/i] idiot on Summoner’s Rift. It had been a really poor night for her in her endeavors today. All she wanted to do was get some games in before she had to go waste her time at school, and maybe get some LP for her time and effort. But nope, there always had to be that one idiot to ruin it all.

Jade swore that it was only her games, and she had to attract some of the biggest idiots to ever grace the face of the Earth in her games. Currently, Jade was trying her hardest to carry yet another game as the midlaner of her team. She had ten of the team’s fifteen kills, yet the team was up by what was currently seven kills. 

The seasoned League player knew that number was going to keep going up at this rate. She was almost checked out and nearly went into auto-pilot mode, but something about how this Jinx was playing was bothering her immensely. Maybe it was the time of day, Jade wasn’t really a morning person. She was just a really really really late night person. Maybe it was the immense amount of League she’d been playing for the past few weeks. It seemed like every waking hour of her day, she was doing something on League of Legends. 

[color=white]25:27[/color] [color=#427a97][Team] itmejade (Akali):[/color] [color=white]wat u mean wat? are u stupid? lmao[/color]
[color=white]25:29[/color] [color=#427a97][Team] itmejade (Akali):[/color] [color=white]why would u go in LMAO who said u could do that[/color]
[color=white]25:32[/color] [color=#427a97][Team] itmejade (Akali):[/color] [color=white]lmfao imagine starting a fight as a 2/7 two item jinx[/color]
[color=white]25:36[/color] [color=#427a97][Team] itmejade (Akali):[/color] [color=white]are u ok, do u need help?[/color]
[color=white]25:37[/color] [color=#427a97][Team] itmejade (Akali):[/color] [color=white]no person with a brain would ever do that lmfaoooooo[/color]
[color=white]25:38[/color] [color=#427a97][Team] itmejade (Akali):[/color] [color=white]i bet ur bus to school is really short[/color]

Jade continued to type, before stopping to move her mouse around and click around to see what was going on in the rest of her game as her little ninja lady stayed in her lane and continued on her way back.

[color=white]25:42[/color] [color=#427a97][Team] onepieceisreal (Jinx):[/color] [color=white]what is ur problem dude[/color]
[color=white]25:44[/color] [color=#427a97][Team] itmejade (Akali):[/color] [color=white]ur my problem[/color]
[color=white]25:50[/color] [color=#427a97][Team] itmejade (Akali):[/color] [color=white]do u need help? do you need someone to pay for your therapy? i will pay for u[/color]

Jade glanced over at the chatbox once her message was sent, before seeing that stupid magician man come up to her and try to hit her with his cards. Clicking off to the side, Jade was trying to dodge like her life depended on it (which, it sort of did).

[color=white]25:53[/color] [color=#427a97][Team] Papas gatito (Aatrox):[/color] [color=white]akali can u stfu[/color]
[color=white]25:54[/color] [color=#427a97][Team] Papas gatito (Aatrox):[/color] [color=white]you’re actually not helping.[/color]
[color=white]25:56[/color] [color=#427a97][Team] BIG BOY (Lee Sin):[/color] [color=white]lmfao right?[/color]
[color=white]25:57[/color] [color=#427a97][Team] lil peeper (Yuumi):[/color] [color=white]So fed but you’re still not doing anything for us LOL.[/color]
[color=white]25:59[/color] [color=#427a97][Team] itmejade (Akali):[/color] [color=white]stfu yuumi you're literally more useful as a walking ward that's all ur good at LOL[/color]

Jade was clenching her jaw so hard that she was practically mewing after reading the chat. However, her screen turned gray as her ninja girl yelped out and fell to the ground, followed by a blind monk as the fedora-wearing man danced in place for a good five seconds. 

[center][i]Enemy Double Kill![/i][/center]

Now that Jade was dead again, and she handed over a bounty to the other team, her (basically non-existent) mental fortitude had snapped and she immediately went back to typing.

[color=white]26:05[/color] [color=#427a97][Team] itmejade (Akali):[/color] [color=white]omg this game is actually over ff team gap[/color]
[color=white]26:06[/color] [color=#427a97][Team] itmejade (Akali):[/color] [color=white]ff[/color]
[color=white]26:07[/color] [color=#427a97][Team] itmejade (Akali):[/color] [color=white]ff[/color]
[color=white]26:08[/color] [color=#427a97][Team] itmejade (Akali):[/color] [color=white]pls ff lmao[/color]
[color=#D4A017]A surrender vote has been started! Type /surrender or /nosurrender.[/color]

[center][i]Enemy Triple Kill!
Ace![/i][/center]

[color=#D4A017]Your team agreed to a surrender with four votes for and one vote against.[/color]

Once she saw the boxes fill with green, Jade felt a weight lift off of her shoulders as the camera panned to the nexus. However, she had just one more thing to say.

[color=white]26:20[/color] [color=#427a97][All] itmejade (Akali):[/color] [color=white]i would literally have syphilis than play with this team again lol team gap[/color]

The game client exited, and Jade looked down to see her little black rectangle light up on her desk as her screen transitioned to the game client. She didn't even bother to look at what was on her computer monitor as she remembered there was actually a world outside of her two monitors and whatever else she was sitting in front of. Who was texting her right now?

It was none other than her precious Oli Woli (:3) and he was on his way! Jade smiled, before (mentally) replying to him and locking her phone away. Jade absolutely did not see the thirst trap that Oli had sent her either, all she had seen was the text stating he was on his way. For someone who typed so much in video games, it was very hard to be a worse texter than Jade was. She constantly claims that it’s due to her mentally replying and forgetting to actually type the response, but not even Jade knew why she kept doing that. Though, she was somewhat better with Oli, but not this time. She got too into her games.

The zealous gamer then slowly realized that she had to put on actual clothes and not just shorts and one of Oli’s hoodies. The hoodie could stay, but the shorts not so much. Nobody was worthy of seeing her in these shorts, save for one person.


Throwing on a pair of black jeans, Jade moved the pile of clothes stacked on her bed back into her computer chair, before grabbing her super dope [url=https://www.amazon.com/DIEZ-Cinnamoroll-Backpack-Waterproof-Animation/dp/B0C36G9K5N?source=ps-sl-shoppingads-lpcontext&ref_=fplfs&psc=1&smid=A3B8NI8CH1L3OW]Cinnamoroll backpack[/url] and [url=https://americanlegendrider.com/cdn/shop/files/cinnamoroll.jpg?v=1690857578]matching helmet[/url] that Oli absolutely helped her pick out. Opening the door and leaving her room, Jade walked out to the absolutely vacant foyer of her house. The house was dead quiet as it usually was around this time - her parents had left for work a few minutes before Jade’s game had ended.

Pulling her phone out, Jade opened up her “Find My” app and immediately looked for the circle with Oli Woli’s goofy, shit-eating grin get closer and closer to her house. Plucking the keys off of the holder next to her, Jade opened the door and left her house, turning around to see her beloved boyfriend’s bike finally pull up in front of her arms. 

Jade walked gleefully toward Oli, putting her arms out for a hug as she greeted her boyfriend. [color=AEC6CF]”Oli! :3”[/color] Jade smiled, before climbing on the back of his bike. 

[/color]