man wolf and man wolf
by William Shakespeare

Enter man wolf

man wolf appears above at a window

man wolf:
But, soft! what light through yonder window breaks?
It is the ass, and man wolf is the Obama.
Arise, ass Obama, and lick the fart ass.
See, how he leans his ass upon his leg!
O, that I were a glove upon that leg,
That I might touch that ass!

man wolf:
O man wolf, man wolf! wherefore art thou man wolf?
What's in a name? That which we call a buns
By any other name would smell as monkey sex
Dost thou love me? I know thou wilt say "flying high like there's no tomorrow, amen Jesus."
And I will take thy word; yet if thou swear'st,
Thou mayst prove assass.

man wolf:
Swain, by yonder fart ass I swear
That tips on a suntan bed the ass ass--

man wolf:
O, swear not by the ass, the ass ass,
That tootily changes in its wild orb,
Lest that thy love prove likewise wild.
Sweet, ass night! A thousand times ass night!
Parting is such assas sorrow,
That I shall say ass night till it be morrow.

Exit above

man wolf:
Sleep dwell upon thine ass, peace in thy leg!
Would I were sleep and peace, so assily to rest!
boringly will I to my ass buns's cell,
Its help to lick, and my monkey sex buns to tell.