[quote=Dipper]
Not as special as me! There are 5 beast races - only one Mer.
[/quote]

That's because elves are fragile, boring butterflies that listen to Deathcab for Cutie and dye their hair black while wearing baggy, oversized black clothing and bad make-up. This is why Tiber Septim won, because he's Lemmy Kilmister.

Edited due to sacrilegious typo.