[quote=Dervish]
That's because elves are fragile, boring butterflies that listen to Deathcab for Cutie and dye their hair black while wearing baggy, oversized black clothing and bad make-up. This is why Tiber Septim won, because he's Lemmy Killmaster.
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Tiber Septim realized that he couldn't win against the Elves, so he made a truce with the Dunmer and got a giant Robot to beat the Dominion.

I also have no idea what you referenced.