[quote]I had this idea that there would be a whole crowd of samurai-nerds that had taken a bus-time machine for the sole purpose of watching the duel between Miyamoto Musashi and Sasaki Kojirou. Didn’t fit in eventually, but would have been fun[/quote]

I once wrote a scene in which a gang of lesbian ninjas crashed their pirate ship on a flying island because they wanted to share their pornographic cult-fan-fiction with the magistrate/cult-leader, so the rapper protagonist and his cross-dressing sidekick had do defeat them with cutlery.

That's a real thing that really happened.