If ever there was a touchy subject to avoid this was it. New arrivals to Axiom Nexus often had a hard time adapting to the presence of the [i]narrator[/i]. Even most Transtechs tend to ignore it whenever possible. This would either be a hilarious exchange or the start of a new problem...

"To be frank I don't think you want to know the answer to that question. You'd either think I'm insane or the revelation would break your mind. Of course I could make a device that would make it easier for you to accept but the only person I know it was used on turned into an apathetic wreck."