James slowly woke up in a room he didn't recognize at all. In fact, he didn't recognize the clothes he was wearing either. He quickly got out of bed and went over to the mirror, to find that he had semi-long...wait...was his hair BLUE?! 'Wow,' he thought. 'I've actually turned into a whole nother person...' He examined the features of this person he'd turned into. He had light grey, almost white eyes, a scar going vertically across his lip, and, wait...was that a forked tongue? He stuck out his tongue to find that yes, it was, indeed, a forked tongue. "What the fuck..." He mumbled. Then he made a hiss that sounded very similar to a snake's hiss. "This is fuckin' awesome," he mumbled. "I wonder what my name is now..."

((By the way, irish tree, your signature is fuckin awesome. XD))