[quote=TheEvanCat]
Did we do anything important while I've been at VA beach?
[/quote]

We distinguished the difference between Big Brother, Hitler and Charlie Chaplin. Pax Britannica Part Deux has begun. Inspector Gadget has been announced as a new GoT character. Obama has decided to create a mega state of Uruguay, Lesotho and the US, called Obamacamastan. Gypsies now rule over most of western Europe and the Kingdom of Gyponia is now considered a major world power. The Islamic Republic of South Yorkshire has been declared. Pokemon is now the state religion of Japan. The Queen was murdered by a short Irishman using a sword made of hash taped to the steering wheel of his mothers face. Isotope came back Hawaii while on holiday. We are now ignoring the Minecraft server. PewDiePie has been elected leader of the internet (All hail the Bro!). 

Er, I think that's it.