I shall say the same about you, because truth is a wonderful (and horrible) thing. At least it isn't horrible in your case. I also think that you've got a wonderful sense of humor. If your grasp on the English language is as worthy as I think it is [i]here,[/i] I wonder what it would sound like in-

[b]No, Gramma, bad girl. Check yoself.[/b]

Sorry, my other personalities get in the way sometimes. 

[b]Bitch be trippin' she so ratchet.[/b]

That one is particularly nasty; it has a tendency to speak in Ebonics and use ridiculous words found mostly on 4chan.

[b]Yee. Git rekt.[/b]

So sorry. So, so sorry.