[quote=The Irish Tree]
Why did I hire you again?
[/quote]

Because I represent all that is good and right in this world and your company. I AM THE BASTION, UH... THE BEACON... A PARADIGM OF JUSTICE FOR ALL!

And I bring you coffee and water your roots everyday, as well as provide you with delicious baked goods... and money from being a two-bit trampilicious whore out on your street corner.