[quote=Sixsmith]
Because I represent all that is good and right in this world and your company. I AM THE BASTION, UH... THE BEACON... A PARADIGM OF JUSTICE FOR ALL!And I bring you coffee and water your roots everyday, as well as provide you with delicious baked goods... and money from being a two-bit trampilicious whore out on your street corner.
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Smith pls, This is a respectable business that deals in giving the public full on spit swappin', vagina bumpin' non-stop blast out your ass girl on girl action. This kind of work takes dedication! A stern, unwavering spirit! It takes a man who can be willing to slit his own son's throat if it means to further the business. Do you have the guts to do that?