[quote=ImANargleHunter]
Adopt her and nurture her and give her love.
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But I don't want kids. Even if they're already adults. D:

[quote=Dervish]
Oh, how tragic. She must have lost the love of her life, a Nigerian Prince, and inherited his debt.
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That Nigerian Prince owes me money, too. What a jerk.