Two topics in one day. I feel like Nat. Oh god. Anyway, I've just declared my major (English) and two of my latest essays are in the running for monetary prizes from my college. Looks like my time away from Spam has paid off. I am excited to once again lose some brain cells by sticking around here through the slog that is finals. How's everyone else doing? In college (for you youngsters/old fogies) or otherwise?