[quote=Jorick]
Jesus wasn't a vampire, you dolt. He didn't need to drink people's blood to survive (the wine thing was other people drinking his blood, not the same thing) and sunlight didn't hurt him. He also wasn't a zombie or a wight or a ghoul or any number of other potential undead creature. He was, in fact, a lich.Liches are powerful sorcerers who are reanimated in their own corpse, sometimes with a separate vessel housing their soul, and they still bear any wounds they took when dying. Jesus was known to perform miracles like curing diseases and the like, thus he was obviously a powerful sorcerer; he was said to still bear the wounds in his hands and feet and such after he rose from the dead; it is unknown whether or not he had a phylactery. It is clear through the evidence that he was a lich, so please quit with your nonsense.
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Be quiet, I will not listen to your disgusting lies, you're worse than the Catholic Church, you're doing more harm than good with your misinformed opinions.
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