Did the person you call a friend suddenly start talking about how much they love a certain type of wine, and posted a nice website for it?

Did the GM for your Rp sudden ask you to buy a new stove from X website? 

Did you happen upon a thread with you thought was interesting only  turn out to be pointless dribble  about why you need a Ball Sack warmer?


Well good sir, or madam you have been trick by a spambot, Be on the look out for these signs next time.

[b]Signs[/b]
Talks a lot about a certain website and the deals they have.
 Posts in long paragraphs even when it is unnecessary.
Has a username that  looks like they took a few animes, shoved them in a blender, and then ate and shat it out.
When reading what they post, you image them speaking like a alien pretending to be a human.
Pretends they are old members, yet it is there first post.
The sight of there unruly posts causes the heavens to weep in pure Agony of how off topic it is.
Finds NatsumeHacks Posts to be perfect in every and all which ways, despite the obvious folly in such a statement.
Knows which websites are best for wine, and can get you drunker then turt on one of his rampages. 
Can wrestle a bear into buying a new car.
Is unoriginal, and thinks they are "The Stuff" around the parts of the forum they post.  
Understands how magnets work.
Is not a obvious troll, or demented person, or getting payed to post pointless stuff on a website. 
Likes horse porn.


If a user you knows  falls into any or all of these signs, red flags should shoot up higher then a Omegle chat session with a hot horny school girl who is 18. Remember  just because the mods are lazy, and overwork, and probably aliens, doesn't mean they wont hear out your report X user is a spam bot. 

Stay safe my fellow spammer, and look out for those communist Spambots.