[quote=natsumehack]
Where does a beggar get swat gear, and why doesn't he beat down a rich person house for the money, and pretend he swat?
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As I said. The beggar has bouts of secret genius.

And the rich person is Advanced. Every time he tries, Advanced locks the game world up with a one million word essay on how the bush in front of his house moved slightly when the beggar passed by. 

Besides. The beggar is totally deranged. He doesn't do things to profit. [i]He does things for fun[/i].