[quote=Wayne]
Sounds badass. Me, I'm just a total jackass. I'll go straight into a nest of giant black widows without any proper equipment without batting an eye.
[/quote]

Meh, the real danger isn't zombies or monsters. It's stupidity, and accidently 'U'sing Bleach/ammonia thrice in a row because you're wielding it and have muscle memory from strobing a flashlight.

That is exactly as idiotic as it sounds.