[quote=Dervish]
My friend's cousin had a pet hedgehog that used to be a key to one of his pick up lines at the bar. He'd go up to girls, say, 'hey, want to take a look at my Prick?' if they were offended, he'd say 'No! My hedgehog!' and show them a picture on his phone, at which point a lot of girls laugh because lol reverse expectations. If they say yes, well, he's in business.
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I wish I could use that line. But, alas, I do not have a prick.