Step 1: Make the story and game charming and scary for the first two minutes Step 2: Have a steep drop off where nothing is grammatically correct and the story and gameplay becomes really shitty and boring. Step 3: Make around 100 Email accounts minimum. Step 4: Choose someone you think would enjoy your game a lot. (For the first 2 minutes) Step 5: Spam the fuck out of their inbox with your shitty-ass game.