"My name is Peter Parker. And I'm Spiderman."

The interview of the original Spiderman was shown on a large screen in the International Superhero Museum and Memorial. This was the first time Peter Parker, now retired, married and missing a leg, ever revealed his identity to the public. 

Caiden Garnett, Peter's adopted son, watched the video, hanging upside down from a web in his own version of the Spiderman costume. Ever since his parents were murdered, Caiden had been forever indebted to Peter and his wife, MJ. He was spiralling out of control, almost killing the men that murdered his parents. But Peter and Mary Jane helped put him on the right track. They adopted him, and Peter had taught him how to control his powers, how to use them to help, not destroy.

"Thank you for agreeing to be interviewed, Mr Parker," said the interviewer, Franklin Richards, the host of the event.

"No problem, Frank. Let's get this thing rolling, shall we?"

"Yes. Sure. Before we get to the more important questions... There have been sightings of a new Spiderman in New York- do you have any ties with him? Do you think he's living up to your name?"

"To be honest, I have no idea who he is. But I must say, he's doing a darn good job. He has the wit that so many other doppelgangers lack. I mean, if you're gonna bear the name, you gotta bring the sass. Leave all the moody stuff to- hang on, does Daredevil have a kid?"

Caiden chuckled at his predecessor's comments. He always had a joke to tell. Always. After a while of watching Peter's interview, Caiden dropped down from his web and walked to meet with his adoptive parents. Peter was standing arm in arm with Mary Jane, a prosthetic leg in place of the one he'd lost in the final battle with the Sinister Six. As the interview went on, more and more guests crowded around the pair, looking on in awe. Seeing Caiden, they parted, making a path for him towards Peter and MJ. The three had practiced their 'meeting' many times at home, not wanting people to see the connection between the new Spiderman and the old Spiderman.

"Hi there. You must be Spiderman," said Peter, extending an arm out towards Caiden.

"That would be me. Nice to meet you, Mr Parker. It's an honour," replied Caiden. Originally, Caiden had been reluctant to word the sentence like that, but Peter insisted, saying that it would show people that the new Spiderman respected his elders. Plus, it'd make Peter feel well-liked and respected, after the years of verbal abuse he endured as Spiderman.

"Likewise. Say, have you met my wife?" continued Peter.

[i]'God, this is so staged. How do these people not notice?'[/i] thought Caiden as he shook hands with his adoptive mother.