Latest 100 Statuses

Altered Tundra 24 Mar 2017 9:19
@Heat: See, I told you it would be good if you just were yourself. :3

The Elvenqueen 24 Mar 2017 8:18
posts potentially on hold for the day, was awake all night and am now exhausted and unable to function properly ono
1 like: POOHEAD189
kittyluna45 24 Mar 2017 7:38
I will be busy the 24th and 25th. Will try to reply when I can. Take care!

kittyluna45 24 Mar 2017 7:37
TFW you put the wrong dates..
1 like: Mag Lev
Volenvradica 24 Mar 2017 6:21
Well done. Now do it again.
1 like: Heat
Heat 24 Mar 2017 6:07
I just had my first ever date with a girl and it went really well. Wtf
12 likes: Genkai, Altered Tundra, Rockette, VileSnake, Volenvradica, The Fated Fallen, kittyluna45, Angel Vicky, Mag Lev, POOHEAD189, Hylozoist, Etherean Fire
FantasyChic 24 Mar 2017 5:59
Damn, Flo Rida got me wanting some cake real bad now
2 likes: Rockette, POOHEAD189
Genkai 24 Mar 2017 5:21
I hate disappointing people, honestly I hate letting people down, it keeps me up at night.
3 likes: Gowi, Rain, Arcanus
Liotrent 24 Mar 2017 5:08
I feel... Numb.

Otaku95 24 Mar 2017 4:29
Why do I get random-ass cravings for junk food/sweets late at night?
2 likes: TwelveOf8, Arcanus
Arcanus 24 Mar 2017 4:26
I'll be going offline for a while, schoolwork, personal struggles and depression are keeping me booked. I'll be back sometime in the future, though I cannae' say when. Until I return, ta' for now.

SuperNova9000 24 Mar 2017 4:05
My fellow guildmates I have returned finally!
1 like: Otaku95
The1Rolling1Boy 24 Mar 2017 4:03
The blredom has set in.... all of my roleplays are mainky dead, paused, or slow but I cant fimd anynew omes I like

Altered Tundra 24 Mar 2017 3:48
Sometimes you just gotta form your own opinion about someone rather than follow the word of the masses.
4 likes: Genkai, Rin, Kratesis, TwelveOf8
Ermine 24 Mar 2017 3:28
Read "Hiryrute" as "Hirsute", and the image in my head is amusing.
2 likes: Otaku95, The1Rolling1Boy
Otaku95 24 Mar 2017 3:25
After reading the three DanMachi manga series, I've decided that 'Sword Oratotia' is the best by far. Dem Hiryrute sisters though. Mmm… ♥_♥

Dewey Deftones 24 Mar 2017 3:12
Apologies for not really replying to anyone all week. Been doing job stuff, ya know. I start work tomorrow, and I'll know from there what my schedule will be. Stay tuned, partners. I'll let you know.

AnaSilan Sunja 24 Mar 2017 3:03
10 hour customer service shift yesterday kicked mY ASS
2 likes: POOHEAD189, The1Rolling1Boy
Ermine 24 Mar 2017 2:42
May be moving to a very different part of the country soon. Will miss my squishy bed, cuddly cats (my parents will have them, I'm not a bitch), and my super awesome bestie's cuddles ><
2 likes: POOHEAD189, The1Rolling1Boy
Finn 24 Mar 2017 2:35
I'm sorry for the delay. I WILL be replying to everyone this weekend! I promise :)

Nemaisare 24 Mar 2017 2:34
I think my thoughts are trying to imitate a bouncy ball. It is not useful for anything.

Anime_Freak 24 Mar 2017 2:34
Posts will be out soon. (I'm also awaiting a few other replies, so I'm trying to get posts out around the same times if that makes sense)

The1Rolling1Boy 24 Mar 2017 2:00
Anyone wanna do a pm rp with me? I'm bored and in need for new rp partners
2 likes: imacamoprincess, txgood2
Genkai 24 Mar 2017 1:48
Plans for meeting up fell through. On one hand I feel bad but on the other hand I'm glad I don't have to trek into the city. So conflicted and guilty.
1 like: Iuniper
Universorum 24 Mar 2017 1:39
snoop cant be a fucking neet hes got a job dude thats not how it twerks

Andreyich 24 Mar 2017 1:26
Check out snoop dogg's twitter, he's officially on the path to being a NEET now, or at least an Otaku. But at least he has good tastes in waifus.

Dewey Deftones 24 Mar 2017 1:13
youtube.com/watch?v=qMA8Hcmy.. "The call of the void is coming from the balcony- L'appel du vide."
1 like: Ophidian
Miss Gallagher 24 Mar 2017 0:32
So very tired...
1 like: The1Rolling1Boy
Morose 24 Mar 2017 0:30
Profile updated~
1 like: Nallore
nightmare eyes 24 Mar 2017 0:30
R A G E

Rhythmloid 24 Mar 2017 0:20
Pretty stationary is so nice (ノ・ω・)ノ

The Grey Dust 24 Mar 2017 0:14
If you don't like the undead because they are wight, that's being wraithcist and that's not ghoul.
1 like: Vashonn
AllOurPrettySongs 24 Mar 2017 0:04
"What does that even mean omg." I say, to things that are perfectly understandable and easy to comprehend.
2 likes: DepressedSoviet, Vashonn
DepressedSoviet 23 Mar 2017 23:50
Nothing is more painfully ironic to me than seeing pictures of Che Guevara on merchandise...
6 likes: HeySeuss, Keyguyperson, pugbutter, Graviloquence, Ophidian, Vashonn
Dinh AaronMk 23 Mar 2017 23:28
Excuse me I'm just using this for storing memes publicly for short-term img.booru.org/lefty//images/..
1 like: Anime_Freak
Dinh AaronMk 23 Mar 2017 23:27
img.booru.org/lefty//images/..
2 likes: Anime_Freak, Keyguyperson
Dewey Deftones 23 Mar 2017 22:59
Crisis averted. My manager, Diane, is a saint. *deep breath in* *exhale stress-relief scream*
7 likes: Raddum, Hiraeth, Ophidian, POOHEAD189, Fetzen, Rhythmloid, Vashonn
KatherinWinter 23 Mar 2017 22:23
Not feeling great. Posting might be delayed

Buddha 23 Mar 2017 22:18
youtube.com/watch?v=cDCS19EO..

FamishedPants 23 Mar 2017 22:17
vndb.org/v5652

Dewey Deftones 23 Mar 2017 22:12
Why is it that whenever it comes to my employment, I always run into hitches and snags before I even get started?
1 like: Ophidian
Buddha 23 Mar 2017 22:11
not rly

Cu Chulainn 23 Mar 2017 22:07
Do you believe in magic in a young girl's heart?
1 like: Raddum
BCTheEntity 23 Mar 2017 22:00
I mean, if you kill lots of killers, you become the American government. You know, death penalty, and all that.

Ophidian 23 Mar 2017 21:53
It sure is exciting living in the parts of the history books that come just before the pretty parts with big maps and red arrows all over them.
1 like: Anime_Freak
DemonMiyu 23 Mar 2017 21:33
I got my PS4. That is all.
1 like: Gimple
Buddha 23 Mar 2017 21:32
But if you kill a killer and then kill another killer, the number decreases, Batman, you fucking idiot.
5 likes: Raddum, Wick, Ophidian, Andreyich, Vashonn
Wick 23 Mar 2017 21:26
"Fools," said I, "you do not know Silence, like a cancer, grows. Hear my words that I might teach you .Take my arms that I might reach you."
2 likes: Love Dove, SgtEasy
The Kid Lantern 23 Mar 2017 21:20
"If you kill a killer, the number of killers in the world remains the same." - Batman

Anime_Freak 23 Mar 2017 21:15
Thank you, partners, for putting up with my anxiety over my posts haha
2 likes: Raddum, Ophidian
Raddum 23 Mar 2017 20:40
My favorite thing to do while waiting for RP replies is to read NRP/Arena drama. lol
3 likes: SgtEasy, The Spectre, Hylozoist
Andreyich 23 Mar 2017 20:31
Have a bunch of shit to do in a tiny time period? Put on the rocky theme song and you will finish it all in less than five minutes.
6 likes: Anime_Freak, Wick, The Fated Fallen, Graviloquence, Fubsy, Rhythmloid
WiseDragonGirl 23 Mar 2017 20:28
"Treason, like beauty, is in the eye of the beholder."
1 like: Lady Amalthea
JaceBeleren 23 Mar 2017 19:35
Players are most definitely wanted for Ravnica, guys! If you haven't (or even if you have) checked it out already make sure you do.

Metadude 23 Mar 2017 19:21
"I can smell you."-Morgan Freeman, hunting his Prey
10 likes: Love Dove, Anime_Freak, Rain, Guess Who, Mag Lev, CloseEnough, POOHEAD189, ScreenAcne, HarukiBlossom, Rhythmloid
Raddum 23 Mar 2017 19:03
Why do you have to wait until night time to call it a day?
1 like: ThatWeirdChick
SuperCustodiam 23 Mar 2017 18:53
HOW DO I COMBO WITH ROBO-FORTUNE IT'S IMPOSSIBLE

Cute Bumber 23 Mar 2017 18:29
Here and Squeer bitches! ;DD

Raddum 23 Mar 2017 18:01
[@Pug] Dear god...
1 like: Rhythmloid
pugbutter 23 Mar 2017 17:59
[@Raddum] They're targeting the OCD market: people buying five packs of hotdogs and four packs of buns just to have an even, matching number.
5 likes: Raddum, Mr Allen J, Wade Wilson, Buddha, Rhythmloid
Buddha 23 Mar 2017 17:57
That's- a really good question actually.
2 likes: Raddum, Wade Wilson
Raddum 23 Mar 2017 17:54
Why do hotdogs come in packs of eight and hotdog buns come in packs of ten?
1 like: MurderVictim
Otaku95 23 Mar 2017 17:04
#weabooandproud
1 like: Etherean Fire
Wade Wilson 23 Mar 2017 16:38
Fucking weeb.
5 likes: Raddum, Otaku95, Ater FireSoul, Andreyich, Rhythmloid
Mistiel 23 Mar 2017 16:35
My new PC wallpaper <3 img12.deviantart.net/d0b4/i/..
2 likes: Raddum, Rhythmloid
Blubaron45 23 Mar 2017 16:18
Wishing you could go back in time and fix the mistakes you made is one of the worst feelings ever.
4 likes: RBYDark, Thorned Hammer, Rhythmloid, Metadude
Rain 23 Mar 2017 16:08
Oh, and Trigger Warning: Socialist Practices don't work. <3
3 likes: Rai, pugbutter, Thorned Hammer
Rain 23 Mar 2017 16:05
MINI SKIRTS!
1 like: Otaku95
Otaku95 23 Mar 2017 16:05
On the subject of politics… ROY MUSTANG FOR FÜHRER 2020! youtu.be/sJUlTg3mfTo
3 likes: Rain, Etherean Fire, Mistiel
Andreyich 23 Mar 2017 15:47
Because nobody has ever tried that before with horrific results.
3 likes: Rain, pugbutter, Wade Wilson
Keyguyperson 23 Mar 2017 15:34
You could always nationalize pharma so the prices for literally everything won't be hundreds of times more than how much was paid to make them. Or just seize the means of production, that'd work too.

Buddha 23 Mar 2017 15:20
Or better yet: why am I paying taxes to help retards that think smoking is a good idea? Can we institute some sort of Darwin policy that bans people that do stupid shit from getting insurance?
2 likes: Wade Wilson, Universorum
Buddha 23 Mar 2017 15:20
Nobody needs that shit anyway. I pay a lot of money for my (forced) insurance (and it's less than most people in US pay) and I never use it. When do I get my money back?
1 like: Universorum
Asura 23 Mar 2017 15:18
Free healthcare is just liberal propaganda. Like human rights. Or vaccination.
2 likes: RBYDark, Raddum
Rai 23 Mar 2017 15:13
Open and accepting roleplayerguild.com/topics/1..

Rain 23 Mar 2017 15:08
Tricare baby. I live on it.

effervescentF 23 Mar 2017 15:03
i don't have health insurance so i can't get my antidepressants and also if i break my ankle i will probably just die

Keyguyperson 23 Mar 2017 15:00
When you look at your phone for three minutes then look up and the fucking theory of everything is written out on the board in the form of various toroidal graph equations that spell it after graphing
2 likes: Ater FireSoul, Iuniper
Wade Wilson 23 Mar 2017 14:43
Who ever said the NHS is good? We just put up with it because at least it's not paid healthcare.
1 like: The Fated Fallen
December 23 Mar 2017 14:39
One more day... Then I will be able to get back back a regular schedule.

Polybius 23 Mar 2017 13:02
To Teluval, Farewell . A surreal fantasy adventure: roleplayerguild.com/topics/1..

Hylozoist 23 Mar 2017 11:01
"The tiny plastic sheep is here to help you watch anime," I explained, apparently unhelpfully.
3 likes: Asura, Rafiel_purewing, Etherean Fire
datadogie 23 Mar 2017 11:00
@TheDookieNut, I agree with the NHS being a fantastic thing, I think it's just a little flawed that they prevent you ordering inhalers until they see you, considering some people have died of asthma.
2 likes: RBYDark, Angel Vicky
Crimmy 23 Mar 2017 9:53
An event has an unique set of spacetime coordinates in each reference frame.
2 likes: Angel Vicky, Mikanu
datadogie 23 Mar 2017 9:23
NHS is good, huh? Say that when they don't let you order another inhaler until the 13th August because that's when they scheduled your checkup for. *Wheezes*
4 likes: The Fated Fallen, Angel Vicky, ScreenAcne, Metadude
Siaya Dragalorn 23 Mar 2017 7:22
It's windy outside... I wonder. How many umbrellas would I have to attach to a cart to soar through the air like Mary Poppins on a minature flying pirate ship?
6 likes: Raddum, The Fated Fallen, AngelBites15, POOHEAD189, Polarize, Lady Selune
Mikanu 23 Mar 2017 6:59
@Rain I'M SORRY I'M TRAAAAAAASH! It's more fun than that, random person below me! D: I swear! D:D:D:DD:D:D:D:D:
1 like: Rhythmloid
Rain 23 Mar 2017 6:55
How in God's fucking name do you play a "YouTuber Roleplay?". | "Hey guys, this is PeewDiiiiPaaaaiii" He said, putting on his camera persona.
10 likes: Raddum, Nerevarine, The Fated Fallen, The Spectre, ScreenAcne, Hylozoist, Rhythmloid, Metadude, Mistiel, Mikanu
Mikanu 23 Mar 2017 6:51
I need a YouTuber roleplaaaaay!!! Why am I such trash...?

Hostile 23 Mar 2017 6:16
Quote of the day: 'Just because you’ve beaten the game… doesn’t mean you’ve finished playing' - Me
3 likes: fer1323, Metadude, Mikanu
Rhythmloid 23 Mar 2017 6:05
When you read really raunchy, self-insert fanfiction with your favorite character @~@
4 likes: Raddum, fer1323, Iuniper, Metadude
Midnight Howl 23 Mar 2017 5:10
Furthering an obnoxious reputation by spamming more discord links discord.gg/ZUfujWe. If you have nothing better to do or no life pls click. We have hookers.

rocketrobie2 23 Mar 2017 4:16
[@BlackSam3091] No way that Lethal Weapon the TV show can be that good.

Burthstone 23 Mar 2017 4:16
I hate being tired. When I get tured I get emotional. When I get emotional I get tired. It kinda sprals down from there.

Otaku95 23 Mar 2017 4:15
♪My milkshakes bring all the boys to the yard♪
2 likes: Altered Tundra, Midnight Howl
auspiciousPetal 23 Mar 2017 4:09
"I don't understand that reference."
1 like: Midnight Howl
Redthorn Anvil 23 Mar 2017 3:59
@TheGreyDust excuse me--The MILKSHAKE drink YOU. Please forgive my sacrilege.

Redthorn Anvil 23 Mar 2017 3:56
That feeling when you're so stuffed from dinner, but you just HAVE TO BLOODY DRINK THAT MILKSHAKE. BECAUSE MILKSHAKE.
1 like: Otaku95
Genkai 23 Mar 2017 3:45
Listed several group interest checks tonight, crossing my fingers for some takers.

The Grey Dust 23 Mar 2017 3:41
You are mistaken Comrade, The RPGuild does not work for you, YOU work for the RPGuild. Welcome to the workforce Comrade, welcome to the Party!
6 likes: Raddum, Keyguyperson, Redthorn Anvil, Ophidian, Midnight Howl, killahbeez
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