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IAmAugustReign 8 min ago

Time for one season of busyness to end... and the next one to begin.

EchoWolff 3 hrs ago

"The echo of one's heart need not follow worldly principles. By the heat of passion, cold of apathy, light of cheer, and dark of grief. By Time and Space, be true."

2 likes: Vixere, Elite Minor

CitrusArms 5 hrs ago

Descriptive cluster of the day: hail of visible yet non-alarming size

1 like: Vixere

Night Diamond 7 hrs ago

Going to a band competition Saturday, so Excited!

2 likes: Fetzen, Elite Minor

Zeroth 13 hrs ago

Phew, novel outline done. Now to tally how many characters I'll need, based on outline roles. Protag, Antag, yep, lackeys, support cast...Okay so in total I need to fill out--EIGHTY CHARACTER SHEETS?!

8 likes: Daxam, Torack, Dark Cloud, PaulHaynek, Marlowe, Nanaya, hanzo, Elite Minor

Naril 20 hrs ago

Two is for discipline, heedless of trial; three for the gleam of a jewel or a smile...

3 likes: POOHEAD189, hanzo, Elite Minor

Rabbitconfusion 24 hrs ago

Similar to clueless dm I think being an unreliable narrator dm would be fun.

2 likes: Mole, Elite Minor

Fetzen 1 day ago

If you don't have a clue, you can still resort to glue in order to fix things.

3 likes: Vixere, Elite Minor, FulgrimLives

Dark Cloud 1 day ago

Okay ya'll keep saying wanna chat, go make an interest thread ffs. Or better yet go to the guild discord.

3 likes: Psyker Landshark, Zeroth, Star Cat

ezio ac2 1 day ago

Looking for RP

The Grey Dust 1 day ago

Have you tried playing a clueless GM? No serious, give ZERO clues for your players, absolutely watch them try to figure out how things are supposed to work until they give up and you make them DM

1 like: Vixere

Rabbitconfusion 1 day ago

Playing clueless characters in DND works great for me because I often miss lots of information and don't know what's going on. It's method acting.

9 likes: Crimson Flame, The Grey Dust, Dark Cloud, Marlowe, Fetzen, GubGar, SporkoBug, Nanaya, Elite Minor

Kuro 1 day ago

Trying to set up a new TV in the modern age is a slow process when it needs to update fifty times before you can even use it lmao

3 likes: Dark Cloud, Elite Minor, FulgrimLives

Elite Minor 1 day ago

anyone wanna like, chat.... please?

1 like: Crimson Flame

Dark Cloud 1 day ago

My friends don't get why I love Souls games, what can I say I'm a masochist.

2 likes: Vixere, FulgrimLives

Candlelitsoul 1 day ago

My heart is heavy. Dug through a bit, found some stuff, but the rest is char and ashes. 22 years gone in smoke and flames.

2 likes: RBYDark, Elite Minor

TheNoCoKid 1 day ago

2/3 maybe time to start cooking.

1 like: Crimson Flame

Crimson Flame 1 day ago

Well, don’t die. You can’t participate if your dead.

2 likes: TheNoCoKid, Elite Minor

Elite Minor 1 day ago

ohmygod I would DIE for a Pokemon RP :DDD

1 like: TheNoCoKid

Crimson Flame 1 day ago

@NoCo I’m desperate for Pokémon anything…

2 likes: TheNoCoKid, Elite Minor

TheNoCoKid 1 day ago

Any interest in a tournament style Pokémon RP? Just curious.

2 likes: Crimson Flame, Elite Minor

Elite Minor 1 day ago

Goodness I'm bored

Elite Minor 1 day ago

Based? Based on what?

Dark Cloud 1 day ago

Meter? No I've never met her, why do you ask?

2 likes: Elite Minor, FulgrimLives

Black Cat 1 day ago

Week two, day 2 or 5, 12 hour shifts each day... I'm gonna kill my liver next Wednesday evening when I'm back on my normal 3 and a half days of 12 hours.

Lexisheeps 1 day ago

Look, I'm sorry, but I don't drive a car. I drive a mufukin' army tank. Vroom vroom ♡

2 likes: Dark Cloud, FulgrimLives

Fetzen 1 day ago

IBANs have proven not to be annoying enough. Let's kill both metric and imperial systems by expressing everything in Planck units.

1 like: X Fiendfyre X

Vertigo 1 day ago

Feet? No, I'm more of a meter man myself.

5 likes: X Fiendfyre X, Dark Cloud, Lexisheeps, Elite Minor, FulgrimLives

X Fiendfyre X 2 days ago

Feet? No, I'm more of an ass man myself.

3 likes: Dark Cloud, Elite Minor, FulgrimLives

Punished GN 2 days ago

feet

Vampiretwilight 2 days ago

hi. how is everyone today?

Riley Hart 2 days ago

“…And then I met you. And I felt better..” -Reacher (*instantly melts*)

Xandrya 2 days ago

Survived the Spartan Race! ✌🏻

5 likes: RBYDark, Fetzen, Riley Hart, Pilatus, Vixere

The Grey Dust 2 days ago

The ocean floor is a plaice where soles lay turbot and flounder for the halibut.

1 like: GubGar

Dark Cloud 2 days ago

The ocean has eddies similar to black holes in space. Scarier yet, the black holes in the ocean are massive, often measuring up to 93 miles in diameter. That's larger than the entirety of greater L.A.

1 like: GubGar

Dark Cloud 2 days ago

Here's something disturbing.

nightmare medx 3 days ago

Magnesium can burn underwater

4 likes: X Fiendfyre X, Dark Cloud, POOHEAD189, FulgrimLives

Crimson Flame 3 days ago

They also had fire underwater

2 likes: Dark Cloud, FulgrimLives

RickyG85 3 days ago

How did Spongebob blow bubbles?

1 like: FulgrimLives

Crimson Flame 3 days ago

They actually make things wetter.

1 like: FulgrimLives

Dark Cloud 3 days ago

Do you ever wonder why they have laundromats in Bikini Bottom? How can they dry anything?!

3 likes: Guardian Angel Haruki, Lexisheeps, FulgrimLives

GubGar 3 days ago

anyway y'all ever think about how crazy crustaceans are?

7 likes: Punished GN, Zeroth, Dark Cloud, Marlowe, Yankee, Birdboy, FulgrimLives

Nakushita 3 days ago

Justice is a dish best served cold. Otherwise, it's just water.

1 like: Crimson Flame

BrokenPromise 3 days ago

Man, group roleplaying has been great.

2 likes: Marlowe, Qia

Scribe of Thoth 3 days ago

People are gonna do the same shit regardless, they might just be more subtle about it. I think some iteration of “be the change you wanna see” is more reasonable than asking mods to ban smut requests

Marlowe 3 days ago

It really hasn't... and I'd say to let people do what they want but it's actually not doing the site well.

Crimson Flame 3 days ago

I know it’s a little cringe sometimes, but let people RP what they want.

2 likes: nightmare medx, Yankee

Dion 3 days ago

1x1 has kinda always been like this though lol

The Grey Dust 3 days ago

1x1 group roleplay, but swinger rules so you write with different partners every 3 months. Everyone drop your keyboards into the decorative Vase...

1 like: Dark Cloud

Dark Cloud 3 days ago

Here's the thing, there are plenty of people who just want normal non-smut rp however it's just overshadowed by the fact 1x1 is more prominently filled with 18+ you're preaching to the choir bruv.

2 likes: Kuro, Pilatus

Kaithe Dame 3 days ago

1x1 RPing is dead again for the 5th year in a row because of [INSERT HERE].

1 like: Candlelitsoul

Dion 3 days ago

personally i believe we should just smut in group threads, the more the merrier

1 like: Candlelitsoul

Kuro 3 days ago

@Marlowe I've been saying that for years and have been met with indifference each time by mod staff.

2 likes: Marlowe, Pilatus

Marlowe 3 days ago

Like, if you want to get yourself off go watch XXX videos or read Y/N smut fics

5 likes: Psyker Landshark, Kuro, Andreyich, threetoads, Angstyrainbow

Marlowe 3 days ago

I am so tired seeing 1x1 prompts that's just OCxCanon or just sheer kink topics. Stuff like this is what's killed 1x1 RPing tbf

11 likes: Solace, Psyker Landshark, Kuro, Dark Cloud, Riley Hart, Andreyich, Qia, Star Cat, threetoads, Angstyrainbow, Lexisheeps

cyberhead 4 days ago

finally have time to reply!!!

1 like: Solace

Candlelitsoul 4 days ago

For anyone that wants to see photos.app.goo.gl/W8HvxuLUq…

Vampiretwilight 4 days ago

i am sick of this. if one is tired of an rp, or is annoyed with pretty infrequent posting, just tell me! Don't just delete the rp without a word! :'(

5 likes: Dark Cloud, Candlelitsoul, Pilatus, Raptra, Qia

Master EffeX 4 days ago

The conclusion to the 1st Volume of NeXt Envisionings: telkjplang.wixsite.com/xmen… All is well that end's well?!

Three Steps Far 4 days ago

I'm sorry friends. I'm trying, I promise.

2 likes: Guardian Angel Haruki, Candlelitsoul

Star Cat 4 days ago

It's motherfuckin 4/20

2 likes: Candlelitsoul, blindwoofer

Candlelitsoul 4 days ago

Update: They transferred mom out of town. She doesn't remember me going over the night before, or the police being there. She's angry she can't get out. Tomorrow we go back to sift through the debris.

Dark Cloud 4 days ago

I'm too young to be tired but too old to care anymore.

1 like: Lexisheeps

TheMushroomLord 4 days ago

All fish dream of the stars.

LadyAnnaLee 4 days ago

Help please! Thank you in advance! roleplayerguild.com/topics/…

Terry 4 days ago

Just a work in progress

Nix 4 days ago

I wish I was a cat, then I would be cute and fluffy ^-^

3 likes: Fetzen, Star Light, FulgrimLives

Punished GN 5 days ago

"The Horny Roleplayer Strangler must come to gripes with the reality that not only the Roleplayers he strangles may be into that, but he may be a horny man that strangles roleplayers." - Narrator.

3 likes: AngelBites15, Yankee, FulgrimLives

Master EffeX 5 days ago

So shall it be written, so shall, it, be, done! *collapses asleep*

2 likes: Crimson Flame, FulgrimLives

Master EffeX 5 days ago

Why does it seem lately like I'm always either needing to wake up and focus, or settle down and focus. Like I'm either too tired or I'm too hyper. Where has that sweet spot gone?

2 likes: Crimson Flame, KazAlkemi

Night Diamond 5 days ago

Slow replies got a lot going on

Angstyrainbow 5 days ago

My holiday is over and my writers block is done. Amazing what a bit of sea, castle ruins and woodlands can do!

8 likes: X Fiendfyre X, Marlowe, POOHEAD189, Fetzen, The Savant, Vixere, Master EffeX, FulgrimLives

Master EffeX 5 days ago

It's always refreshing the things one can get done when one gets up earlier than the usual. And so why can I not manage to do this outside of the times I *must*?

Master EffeX 5 days ago

Did you Xperience the tense penultimate Part of NeXt Envisionings Vol. 1? telkjplang.wixsite.com/xmen… Catch up ahead of the conclusion tomorrow!

Kuro 5 days ago

@Crimson If you both have ghost mode on and friend each other, the system tells you when they're online. It's one way to tell if you're friends with a person.

2 likes: Crimson Flame, X Fiendfyre X

Dark Cloud 5 days ago

I will fight the devil and death himself if it keeps me from finishing the Souls games before I grow old.

1 like: X Fiendfyre X

Crimson Flame 5 days ago

I’ve friended people on here. But I wonder if anybody has friended me? 🤔

3 likes: Fetzen, Qia, FulgrimLives

Baphomini 5 days ago

I find the fact that it tells you that you have no friends to be even more hilarious. That note on my sidebar is the reason I will never friend anyone here. It must remain as it is.

AntiRpRP 6 days ago

It’s funny how this site tells you what people visit your profile. I see you.

Dion 6 days ago

jesus i'm sorry to hear that

1 like: Candlelitsoul

Candlelitsoul 6 days ago

Mom set the house in fire in a m3th induced psychosis. Cat died. She's in a psychiatric facility. Depression has a hard grasp.

1 like: Elite Minor

Master EffeX 6 days ago

Rewatched Avengers: Age of Ultron tonight. I still don't think the conversation between Bruce and Natasha are saying what the general consensus thinks it is. Also I like this Quicksilver best.

1 like: FulgrimLives

Three Steps Far 6 days ago

Update: I tore the words out of the muck and made some posts! Caffeine saves the day once more!

5 likes: Guardian Angel Haruki, X Fiendfyre X, Lith, Master EffeX, FulgrimLives

Lith 6 days ago

Mmmm. Deep muck words.

2 likes: Elite Minor, FulgrimLives

Three Steps Far 6 days ago

I apologize to my partners for my slow replies lately. My muse has just been nonexistent. Pulling words out of my head is like pulling them out of a deep muck.

2 likes: Crimson Flame, Guardian Angel Haruki

Elite Minor 6 days ago

hopefully it changes soon

Elite Minor 6 days ago

none that i'm into currently

Crimson Flame 6 days ago

Join more RPs then.

Elite Minor 6 days ago

I am a social creature and crave interaction.

Elite Minor 6 days ago

I like dragons :)

Baphomini 6 days ago

Passing out in the middle of an online class that started at 5am 🫠

4 likes: Crimson Flame, Three Steps Far, Fetzen, Elite Minor

Nix 7 days ago

Today I feel like a an emo god...!

Crimson Flame 7 days ago

@Loksfjoer And I might be the first to express interest. I love Pokémon!

2 likes: Loksfjoer, Elite Minor

Loksfjoer 7 days ago

Remaking my Pokémon Trainer RP setup, almost done!

3 likes: Crimson Flame, Hey Im Jordan, Elite Minor

Three Steps Far 7 days ago

I finished Celeste today! I'm kind of proud of that.

5 likes: MurderVictim, Guardian Angel Haruki, Marlowe, Vertigo, Elite Minor

hanzo 7 days ago

soooooooooooooo

Lexisheeps 7 days ago

Y'all who thirstin', don't have to be nasty af about it, js.

4 likes: Dark Cloud, POOHEAD189, SporkoBug, hanzo

Crimson Flame 7 days ago

I need to reply to things, but where do I start? 🤔

Elite Minor 7 days ago

lomely :(

1 like: POOHEAD189

Lexisheeps 7 days ago

"I make my own luck." -Lara Croft

1 like: Elite Minor