Latest 100 Statuses

Jacobite 25 Apr 2017 0:41
That's going in my folder of trolley problem memes. Nothing sums me up better than that.
2 likes: Dinh AaronMk, Ophidian
Rain 25 Apr 2017 0:41
Lol Fokin Commies.
2 likes: Kratesis, ScreenAcne
Dinh AaronMk 25 Apr 2017 0:37
Dear brits, you know what to do.
5 likes: Rain, MiddleEarthRoze, Mag Lev, Ophidian, Jacobite
Ophidian 25 Apr 2017 0:23
That feel when your friend is in a probably haunted hospital and all you can do to help is send him the ghostbusters theme via PM.
4 likes: Anime_Freak, GarlandDaHero, Mag Lev, DepressedSoviet
Grimhildr 25 Apr 2017 0:20
[@tyler night] or in lo wang's case: your beloved auntie has a steaming romp with a horny little bunny, which makes me stiff! yeah.

Tyler Night 25 Apr 2017 0:16
7 likes: Cynder, The Grey Dust, Otaku95, Gimple, DepressedSoviet, Solo, Grimhildr
Otaku95 25 Apr 2017 0:15
"It's da bwoomers agai~n!" :D

Fisticuffs 25 Apr 2017 0:13
"When will you admit you have a John-face?"

Dealdric 25 Apr 2017 0:11
Eldar berries. Best. Berry. Ever!

Dewey Deftones 24 Apr 2017 23:56
Could the creepy ghost at least be nice and bring me coffee before he murders me
6 likes: Anime_Freak, Cynder, Wick, AllOurPrettySongs, Ophidian, DepressedSoviet
AllOurPrettySongs 24 Apr 2017 23:56
@Dewey I don't come into your home and call it creepy. I'll have you know it is very cozy once you get used to the voices screaming about the end of days.
1 like: Dewey Deftones
Artersf 24 Apr 2017 23:52
@Dewey: You're not alone. He's behind you. Watching.
2 likes: Dewey Deftones, Ophidian
kittyluna45 24 Apr 2017 23:50
Be back in a few hours!

Dewey Deftones 24 Apr 2017 23:45
Fuuuuuck this part of the hospital is so creepy why did they send me to clean down here aloneeeeee
1 like: Ophidian
Letmehaveone2 24 Apr 2017 23:29
I've never ran more than 3 rps at a time before, yet I want a 4th. question is: Will I be able to handle it?

Buddha 24 Apr 2017 22:56
Shouldn't have trusted in a fuckboy. Know you never needed help. So if you got a problem it's on yourself. Never thought you'd fall on your way to hell.
1 like: GarlandDaHero
GarlandDaHero 24 Apr 2017 22:33
I kinda want a Rob Zombie cover of Fat Bottomed Girls by Queen. No idea why.
1 like: POOHEAD189
ScreenAcne 24 Apr 2017 22:17
I love that Wendies twitter is basically popular due to shit posting, banter and memes.
2 likes: JDolan, DepressedSoviet
Aeonumbra 24 Apr 2017 22:10
United should roll out Rodeo Rewards where you get paid based on how long you are able to stay on the plane when you are chosen to volunteer.
5 likes: JDolan, Kratesis, Rain, Graviloquence, Grimhildr
Rain 24 Apr 2017 21:58
Kek lives matter!
1 like: Kratesis
tex 24 Apr 2017 21:37
"Limitless Edge"

Landaus Five-One 24 Apr 2017 21:08
Darkness is a strange mistress. However, retooling things for RPG will take awhile. However, I am enjoying Rai's Ascension RP. :P
2 likes: Ruby, Midnight Howl
Artersf 24 Apr 2017 21:05
i mean...i can kick u out if you want
2 likes: Ophidian, Grimhildr
Solo 24 Apr 2017 21:04
Banned Asshole definitely has a positive ring to it.
2 likes: Artersf, Grimhildr
Grimhildr 24 Apr 2017 21:04
[@artersf] you say that, yet i'm an active presence in the server. double standards, yo.
1 like: Artersf
Artersf 24 Apr 2017 20:59
EVERYONE (this does not include banned members or assholes. example: Buddha)
1 like: Ophidian
Ruby 24 Apr 2017 20:58
1 like: Artersf
Artersf 24 Apr 2017 20:58
sorry buddha do u need a safe space
1 like: Ophidian
Artersf 24 Apr 2017 20:57
It's open to everyone but Buddha. <3
1 like: Ophidian
Artersf 24 Apr 2017 20:55
Gonna take a moment to advertise the Queer-Straight Alliance Discord over here:
5 likes: Hillan, Ophidian, Buddha, Solo, nightmare eyes
Ophidian 24 Apr 2017 20:50
One of the high school employees didn't show up for his shift today. Leaving me the only one outfront. Little bastard had better hope management finds him before I do.
4 likes: Dewey Deftones, Artersf, Buddha, Midnight Howl
Solo 24 Apr 2017 20:48
Gamecube! The nostalgia! Super Smash Bros Brawl tournaments in tiny cramped living rooms. Those were the days.
1 like: omerta
imacamoprincess 24 Apr 2017 20:45
Working on replies on all sites, please be patient!!

Otaku95 24 Apr 2017 20:36
"Is it always like this around here!?" "Yup. Anybody wanna take the sexy kitty home? She's free."

Chaotic Chao 24 Apr 2017 20:34
I'm suppose to be a Phantom Thief, but this Palace keeps kicking my ass.

Love Dove 24 Apr 2017 20:28
Allergies are just kicking my ass today. Sucks!

omerta 24 Apr 2017 20:06
Ugh, I need more friends irl who own a gamecube so we can play Mario Kart and I can push their stupid asses off the Rainbow Road.
1 like: Kalas
Rain 24 Apr 2017 19:56

Grimhildr 24 Apr 2017 19:51
[@fishguy] if us "alt-righters" (yes, i've been called that lmao) have to be subjected to sarcastic-blind idiots, then so do you.

fishguy 24 Apr 2017 19:42
Hey! I'm not that kind of fish! Take me on a date first...

Inkarnate 24 Apr 2017 19:39
I'll validate you by sauteing you in fish oil!
2 likes: Ruby, fishguy
FlitterFaux 24 Apr 2017 19:30
1 like: Mistiel
Not So 0riginal 24 Apr 2017 19:20
never did think about how funny iggy looked in the OVA
1 like: Guess Who
fishguy 24 Apr 2017 19:15
i feel like I need a "Disclaimer: I'm being sarcastic" everytime I post in the status bar...I'm not here to debate politics guys I just want to be validated through love and affection T_T
6 likes: Cynder, TwelveOf8, Mag Lev, Nikki Moonlight, Solo, nightmare eyes
nightmare eyes 24 Apr 2017 19:14
Big Mood:

Otaku95 24 Apr 2017 19:12
Even on RPG Mondays be like:
1 like: Mag Lev
bjzuels 24 Apr 2017 19:08
Enjoying my current set of rps.
2 likes: Ruby, Nikki Moonlight
Ruby 24 Apr 2017 19:00
Today is a beautiful day.
1 like: nightmare eyes
Raddum 24 Apr 2017 18:59
I'm going to Quahog.

Buddha 24 Apr 2017 18:50
x x x

Nikki Moonlight 24 Apr 2017 18:49
I'm a nothing :3

Grimhildr 24 Apr 2017 18:38
[@megaoscarpwn] yes, but neither does political correctness.
2 likes: Otaku95, Ammokkx
MegaOscarPwn 24 Apr 2017 18:31
Well, communism doesn't work, so~ :^)

Grimhildr 24 Apr 2017 18:26
i'd rather be a communist than a politically correct fascist
2 likes: Black Ninja, DepressedSoviet
Artersf 24 Apr 2017 18:13
i'm actually gay.
6 likes: Rica, Ammokkx, Solo, Jacobite, fishguy, nightmare eyes
fishguy 24 Apr 2017 18:10
I'm not a fascist. I'm a fishcist, actually. .3.
2 likes: Artersf, nightmare eyes
Inkarnate 24 Apr 2017 18:02
I would prefer to be rational than emotional any day of the week. Emotions comprise your process of objectivity, logic, and facts.
4 likes: Ammokkx, DepressedSoviet, IntPenDespSword, Grimhildr
Grimhildr 24 Apr 2017 18:02
that's fascism, fish. are you a fascist?
3 likes: Ammokkx, DepressedSoviet, Inkarnate
fishguy 24 Apr 2017 17:57
Okay but like concept: the "intellectual movement" is filled with pretentious snobs and should be oppressed ;)

effervescentF 24 Apr 2017 17:14
screams at top of LUNG!
3 likes: Rica, ScreenAcne, The Seraphim
Inkarnate 24 Apr 2017 17:09
“Political correctness is the oppression of our intellectual movement so no one says anything anymore in case somebody else gets offended.”
2 likes: LordofthePies, Grimhildr
datadogie 24 Apr 2017 17:06
I'm in tatters emotionally right now. Sorry if I don't respond to anything right now.

Anime_Freak 24 Apr 2017 16:48
"Dear Connor Murphy, yes I also miss our talks. Stop doing drugs, just take deep breaths and go on walks~"

Lady Amalthea 24 Apr 2017 16:39
Working on a Gming tutorial but putting the steps I go through in my head into organized text for others is frustrating. Up next: a tutorial on how to write tutorials LOL
4 likes: Nallore, JDolan, Graviloquence, Morose
XxLyraxX 24 Apr 2017 16:04
If you see that I am online, but I am not responding, tend to one that means I am on my phone and not really able to reply fully.
2 likes: Wick, Riley Tucker
Grimhildr 24 Apr 2017 15:58
how to perform a mahz-summoning ritual ⋮⋮ step 1: upload lots of images and overload the server. step 2: break the server. step 3: mahz returns. step 4: profit.
6 likes: Anime_Freak, JDolan, ClocktowerEchos, Ammokkx, The Spectre, Jacobite
Buddha 24 Apr 2017 15:43
x x x

Graviloquence 24 Apr 2017 15:29
Anyone else ever get really invested when writing a character's history out and then end up with a miniature novel? 'Cause it keeps happening to me, and I don't know how to stop.
5 likes: Rica, Anime_Freak, Kalas, RomanAria, Jacobite
MyCatGinger 24 Apr 2017 15:26

zellected 24 Apr 2017 14:51
hmu if you have an interesting 1x1

Kalas 24 Apr 2017 13:23
Finding it difficult to transition my writing to produce shorter posts. Maybe I'm just naturally a filthy elitist?

Denny 24 Apr 2017 13:04
i am back from my conference, shall be getting things straightened out and posted tonight after work and some errands!

Rica 24 Apr 2017 12:54
Really enjoying Alice isn't Dead! I have so many questions and so few answers

BubblegumQueen 24 Apr 2017 12:39
I'm awake.... and sleepy...

Pyromania99 24 Apr 2017 12:38
Kizuna Ai is love.

Lazarus 24 Apr 2017 10:48

Delta44 24 Apr 2017 10:37
The most addicting thing I've heard all day:
1 like: Lazarus
HaleyTheRandom 24 Apr 2017 9:27
For once in your life, actually listen to the lyrics if someone sends you a song.
3 likes: Cynder, Dewey Deftones, Mistiel
Mistiel 24 Apr 2017 9:16
A Buddhist monk goes to a hot dog stand and says, "Make me one with everything."
8 likes: Hank, Kratesis, Cynder, TwelveOf8, ClocktowerEchos, POOHEAD189, Jacobite, Commodore
Altered Tundra 24 Apr 2017 9:12
Childish Gambino is fire.
1 like: Jacobite
Chairman Stein 24 Apr 2017 8:14
Haven't updated my status in over 2 weeks lmao what's up

Hank 24 Apr 2017 7:42
Bots are back. Registrations will be disabled during the morning and early afternoon GMT.
6 likes: Altered Tundra, SoleAccord, Dinh AaronMk, HaleyTheRandom, Mistiel, Grimhildr
Mistiel 24 Apr 2017 6:24
Befuzzled should be a word.
5 likes: Altered Tundra, Love Dove, LordofthePies, POOHEAD189, ScreenAcne
lavulman 24 Apr 2017 5:17
Remember that if you ever feel like you're terrible at naming things, just know that my friends dragged me into playing a dark and serious MMO where a boss was named "Deathkill."
10 likes: SoleAccord, Anime_Freak, Drakeonis, Dinh AaronMk, HaleyTheRandom, DemonMiyu, Iuniper, Lady Selune, Mistiel, Commodore
Genkai 24 Apr 2017 5:15
To put it mildly, today has been a lousy day.
1 like: Nallore
Fisticuffs 24 Apr 2017 5:00
VA-11 HALL-A: Cyberpunk Bartender Action is, I am 1000% sure, my primary reason for being alive. I'm going to finish with the this torrent, and then actually buy a copy. God, I love it.
1 like: DemonMiyu
Altered Tundra 24 Apr 2017 4:39
Kingdom Hearts Insider represent.

OfWindAndRain 24 Apr 2017 4:38
Tfw there's that kid in your class who never stops telling stories, and always tells them soooo bad. Please man, just tell us the story- stop trying to pause dramatically for 80 seconds! pls
1 like: HaleyTheRandom
BlessedWrath 24 Apr 2017 4:36
It isn't that I don't want to roleplay; it's that I literally do not have time. I am 100% interested in a 1x1 with once-per-week updates; at least I know I would have the time for that much...

Hostile 24 Apr 2017 4:33
Memes. The DNA of the soul.
2 likes: lavulman, Mellowmeister
Burthstone 24 Apr 2017 4:29
That moment when you go back and read some of your old writing and come across an absolutely BRILLIANT line and are like "There is no way I could've wrote/could write shit half that good."
1 like: Kratesis
Ruby 24 Apr 2017 4:09
2 likes: POOHEAD189, Midnight Howl
Nallore 24 Apr 2017 4:08
*Facepalms* Why the fuck is my cat drinking from my cup of water when there is a bowl litterally on the other side of my room?!
1 like: BlackRose24
BubblegumQueen 24 Apr 2017 4:07
Off to bed I go! I'll reply to a bunch of stuff tomorrow!

BlackRose24 24 Apr 2017 4:04
Inviting all to come join the guild's Discord server! Not to brag or anything, but we have cookies.
1 like: Midnight Howl
LordofthePies 24 Apr 2017 3:27
I really need to remember to eat.
1 like: Rai
Fisticuffs 24 Apr 2017 3:03
Still can't believe that Rancid and The Dropkick Murphys are touring together this summer. It's like someone read my mind.

Jonisca 24 Apr 2017 2:29
(● ◡ ● ✿ )
4 likes: Ermine, Yuu San, GarlandDaHero, nightmare eyes
nightmare eyes 24 Apr 2017 2:25
met some cute girls today 💞💞💞
5 likes: Ermine, Ruby, Anime_Freak, GarlandDaHero, Midnight Howl
Byzantine 24 Apr 2017 2:13
I am home now! But you know you're tired when you're listening to pandandora instead of Pandora...
1 like: Elissa
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