★ Wizard's Quest Abitrary Fallacy Magic: Ultimate Frustration Edition!! ★

[Mae]

You are a WIZARD'S APPRENTICE studying the exciting art of ARBITRARY FALLACY MAGIC.

Your MENTOR has left some CHORES for you do to while he's away...


He has left you SOME PAINT to get you started.

How To Play

You start the game with 1x Red, 1xYellow, 1xBlue.
Each Turn you may:

COLLECT Supplies. You will gain 1x red 1x yellow and 1x blue, AND
COMBINE 2 supplies into NEW THINGS*.

You may only combine one thing per turn.
Each Turn you gain 1 Point to spend.

A turn might look like this:
Collect Supplies.
Combine Red + Yellow

Point Prices

3 Points: Double Supply Drop
10 Points: Consult the Tarot (for hints)

To Do List:

• Summon Cthuhlu
• Solve Wolrd Hunger
• Return the Extinct Supernaturals
• Create a race of Sentient Death Robots
• Find Ultimate Happiness
• Burn down a Forest
• Cause a Zombie Apocalypse
• Kill a Leviathan via Carbon Monoxide Poisoning
• Crown a King
• Get a Princess captured by a dragon and then also save her
• Universal Peace
• Collect The Forbidden Fruit
• Train Up Mutant Monkeys to take over the Planet
• Invent Taxes
• Cure all Known Diseases
• Create a Plague* _{not zombies, you.}
• Invent the telephone
• Play Chess with the Grim Reaper
• Find Waldo/Wally
• Obtain Enlightenment
• Master Elemental Fire
• Invent Rice Crispies
• Invent Swearing
• Recruit a Magical Girl Posse
• Discover the known Solar System

Player Inventories

Players who complete a chore graduate to ULTIMATE Wizards and get a prize*.
^{*filled with dissapointment and broken dreams. Batteries not included. Note: This is not cash money, a chainsaw, or suitable for children under 3.}

Ultimate Wizards

You're all TERRIBLE WIZARD APPRENTICES.

[Gutshot]

@Mae

Collect supplies
Combine Blue + My Retina.

[Arkaquiavel]

Collect supplies
Combine Red + Yellow

(I assume we only have the starting things to combine yet, 1x Red, 1x Yellow and 1x Blue, until we receive the supplies we 'collected' from @Mae, in a next reply. There's no way to know what we've collected and combine it before that.)

[Gutshot]

(@Arkaquiavel it's less me collecting my retina and then using it, and instead me just shoving blue paint in my eyeball and seeing what happens)

[Mae]

@Gutshot you collect some supplies.

you take some time to stare at the blue paint.

@Arkaquiavel you collect some supplies.

You have discovered Orange!

Inventories

Arkaquiavel

• 1x Red
• 1 x Yellow
• 2 x Blue
• 1 x Orange

Gutshot

• 2x Red
• 2 x Yellow
• 2 x Blue

Points

Arkaquiavel - 1
Gunshot - 1

[Gutshot]

@Mae
Collect supplies
Combine yellow+blue

[Mae]

@Gutshot

you collect some supplies.



You have discovered Green!

Inventories

Arkaquiavel

• 1x Red
• 1 x Yellow
• 2 x Blue
• 1 x Orange

Gutshot

• 3x Red
• 2x Yellow
• 2 x Blue
• 1x Green

Points

Arkaquiavel - 1
Gunshot - 2

[ClocktowerEchos]

@Mae
Collect supplies
Combine Green+Orange

[Gutshot]

@Mae
Collect
Blue+Red

[Mae]

@ClocktowerEchos you collect some supplies.
you currently have:

• 2x Blue
• 2x Red
• 2x Yellow

in your inventory.
@Gutshot you collect some supplies.



You have discovered Purple!

Inventories

Arkaquiavel

• 1x Red
• 1 x Yellow
• 2 x Blue
• 1 x Orange

ClocktowerEchos

• 2x Red
• 2x Yellow
• 2x Blue

Gutshot

• 3x Red
• 3x Yellow
• 2 x Blue
• 1x Green
• 1x Purple

Points

Arkaquiavel - 1
ClockworkEchos - 1
Gunshot - 3

[Gutshot]

@Mae
Collect
Purple+Green

[ClocktowerEchos]

@Mae
Collect
Combine all currently known colors.

[Arkaquiavel]

@Mae
Collect
Combine Red + Orange
Combine Yellow + Blue

[Little Bill]

>Collect supplies
>Swear

[BrobyDDark]

>"collect" Gutshot's green

[Gutshot]

@BrobyDDark
>"collect" Broby's kidneys

[elfenlied123]

Combine Red+Blue+Yellow

[Mae]

WIZARD RULES have been updated due to some CONFUSION AMONG STUDENTS involving THEFT, KIDNEYS and RETINA. The TEACHING BODY agree that PREVIOUS OUTLINES were VAGUE AND CONFUSING.

How To Play

You start the game with 1x Red, 1xYellow, 1xBlue.
Each Turn you may:

COLLECT Supplies. You will gain 1x red 1x yellow and 1x blue, AND
COMBINE 2 supplies into NEW THINGS*.

You may only combine one thing per turn.
Each Turn you gain 1 Point to spend.

A turn might look like this:
Collect Supplies.
Combine Red + Yellow

Point Prices

3 Points: Double Supply Drop
10 Points: Consult the Tarot (for hints)

@Gutshot you collect some supplies.



You create Disease!

@ClocktowerEchos The WIZARD BOARD apologizes for the INCORRECT PING.
You collect some supplies.

You can combine 2 things this turn due to being a WIZARD'S APPRENTICE.

@Arkaquiavel You collect some supplies.


You create Fire!

@BrobyDDark Thievary is not tolerated in this establishment. You are punished by getting some measly old supplies instead.The horror.

@Elfenlied123 you may combine two supplies.

Inventories

Arkaquiavel

• 1x Red
• 2 x Yellow
• 3 x Blue
• 1 x Fire

BrobyDDark

• 2x Red
• 2 x Yellow
• 2 x Blue

ClocktowerEchos

• 3x Red
• 3x Yellow
• 3x Blue

DeadBeatWalking

• 2x Red
• 2 x Yellow
• 2 x Blue

Gutshot

• 4x Red
• 4x Yellow
• 3 x Blue
• 1x Disease

Points

Arkaquiavel - 2
BrobyDDark - 1
ClocktowerEchos - 2
DeadBeatWalking - 1
Elfenlied123 - 1
Gunshot - 4

[ClocktowerEchos]

@Mae
Collect
Make fire

[Gutshot]

@Mae
Collect supplies
Combine yellow+yellow