The funniest or most honest Steam reviews you've seen, both your own or by someone else. Here's one I posted for Stellaris.

>Be me
>Buy game on glorious sacred Steam Sales
>Spent all my money on games
>Better be worth it because now I'm broke
>Did it for Gaben
>Download at amazing 5mbps download speed
>Took fucking hours but now it's done
>Play Stellaris
>Create race and start exploring
>Get bored
>Not enough communism
>Download glorious Soviet mods from Workshop
>Form space Soviet Russia to spread communism to the galaxy
>Become galactic superpower
>Soviet propaganda music playing in background
>Declare war on weak empire because I can and they have delicious resources
>Invade enemy space with massive fleet of battleships and frigates
>Immediately get swarmed by corvettes
>Got rekt
>Allies laughing at me
>mfw

10/10 would get rekt by corvette spam again.