If I Woke Up Beside of You ~Game~

[HaleyTheRandom]

What would you say to the Avatar about them if you woke up in bed beside of them?

Simple enough, right?

[Lady Absinthia]

Oh great I'm dead, did you bring the straitjacket?

[HaleyTheRandom]

*Looks around and finds the straightjacket* Yep. Right here. Who are we kidnapping today?

[Leysos]

I always knew I was dead inside.

[HaleyTheRandom]

Dude... quit shaking. It wasn't that good.

[BrobyDDark]

I knew I would regret the day I got a hooker named Angel.

[Leysos]

Oh my God! It's Spiderman! Oh My God! Oh My God!

[Lady Absinthia]

Are you okay?

[Antarctic Termite]

That was fun but would you like a hairbrush?

[BrobyDDark]

I seriously hope I didn't put that up my ass.

[Keyguyperson]

Okay, okay, YOU have an odd fetish.

[Leysos]

That airstrike you called in last night really shook me up.

[BrobyDDark]

Stop fucking shaking- My dick isn't THAT big.

[PolishKing]

Why the fuck is your finger up, are you planning on sticking that up my ass.
You have an odd fetish.

[Vortex]

I mean if God wills this then who am I to complain?

[Unfortunately]

Now you made the bed reek of Marxist memes.

[Lady Absinthia]

They're here.

[Combo move]

*hungry like the wolf plays in the background* Mmmmm... What a lucky day. :)

[Lady Absinthia]

No avatar? Oh I get to use my imagination! Score!

[Whisperer]

...delicious...