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Changes!

The GLORIOUS LEADER has seized control of the heretical RPGC contest. The GLORIOUS LEADER shall now accept oaths of loyalty in the form of poems, short stories, and other works of fact or fiction inspired by the splendor of his royal majesty. Hail the GLORIOUS LEADER.


Prompt:
The GLORIOUS LEADER is the rightful master of all things that move on the earth and in the heavens. The GLORIOUS LEADER is just and gracious and his power is beyond all reckoning. The GLORIOUS LEADER demands that all authors now pay him their respect with tales of the GLORIOUS LEADER’s adventures and conquests, as is his divine right. Tales of loyal service and heroism shall also be acknowledged. Hail the GLORIOUS LEADER.


Awards:
  • Subject’s Choice - The GLORIOUS LEADER has deigned to allow his loyal subjects an opportunity to select the best work glorifying his mighty highness. Hail the GLORIOUS LEADER.
  • GLORIOUS LEADER’s Laurels – The GLORIOUS LEADER will select three contestants to bless with his righteous honor, in the categories of Poetry, Fiction, and Loyalty. His magisterial prerogative is sacrosanct. Hail the GLORIOUS LEADER.


GLORIOUS LEADER’S Bonus Categories:
  • Poetry – The GLORIOUS LEADER will honor one poem T͔̮̮̠͕͈͂ͮ̿͊͐̽ͅȞ̲͎̤̗̹͚̼̘ͣ͌̈͐̒I͓͍̅̂͛Ṡ͕̩͂͌́̍ ͕̠͓̞̥̟̝ͣͯ͒̒͂̐I̪͓̮̲̣̜͎͙̽̆̈́͗͋̿ͣS͇̔̉ ͔̦̩͕̫̦̤̟̩̅͒̋̇M͓̙͔̙͔̹ͪͦ̑ͩ̅ͧ͆̚D̺͓̞̲̬̯̜̎̉̍͆͆͑ͭK̳̟̜͇̻̰̽̆ the GLORIOUS LEADER.
  • Fiction - The GLORIOUS LEADER will honor one work of fiction as it O̘̍̊͊ͤͬ̔P̹̞̬̤ͪ̔E̮͖̲̹̻͍̒̑ͧ̎͛̓ͦN̤̠̭̦̪̩̗ͬͮ̇̈ͧ̀̈ ̝̣͎̯̟͆͛ͥ̒T͖̳̻̜̙͔̟̠͗ͅḪ͇̖̜̼̦̻̺͎ͭE̻͛̅ ̪̦͔̹̥͍̼͙̆H̯̹͐̌̒̀̈ͦ̈ͤ͒I͙̘̩̠̍̂D͔̔͒̐̑̔͊͊̒͗ͅẺ̻͍̫ͭ͋ͦR̞͇͔͇̘̼̪̬͚ͧͣGLORIOUS LEADER.
  • Loyalty – The GLORIOUS LEADER will reserve a special laurel for the subject whose loyalty is beyond question. The work should praise the GLORIOUS LEADER for his nobility and his dominion over O̘̍̊͊ͤͬ̔P̹̞̬̤ͪ̔E̮͖̲̹̻͍̒̑ͧ̎͛̓ͦN̤̠̭̦̪̩̗ͬͮ̇̈ͧ̀̈ ̝̣͎̯̟͆͛ͥ̒T͖̳̻̜̙͔̟̠͗ͅḪ͇̖̜̼̦̻̺͎ͭE̻͛̅ ̪̦͔̹̥͍̼͙̆H̯̹͐̌̒̀̈ͦ̈ͤ͒I͙̘̩̠̍̂D͔̔͒̐̑̔͊͊̒͗ͅẺ̻͍̫ͭ͋ͦR̞͇͔͇̘̼̪̬͚ͧͣ the GLORIOUS LEADER.




Entry Rules:
  • Follow all general contest rules.. Hail the GLORIOUS LEADER.
  • Send your entry to @RPGC Entry with the title of your entry in the subject line by 11:59:59 PM, February 14. HAIL THE GLORIOUS LEADER.
  • Because of the exclusive categories, the GLORIOUS LEADER tearfully regrets to inform you that he will not commend two laurels upon the same loyal subject. To win more than one prize is wasteful. WASTEFUL! Hail the GLORIOUS LEADER.
  • All entries will be posted after the submission period ends on February 14th, after which everyone can read, discuss, and of course vote for a winner! Provided, of course, that the GLORIOUS LEADER decides not to obliterate you all in a storm of hellfire. HAIL THE GLORIOUS LEADER.
  • To streamline our process, we will assume you want your name on your entry, UNLESS you specify ‘anonymous!’ Anonymous entries are absolutely welcome – make sure you mention it in your PM if you prefer to enter that way. If you don’t specify, we will credit you in the voting thread. Hail the GLORIOUS LEADER.




Remember:
send entries to @RPGC Entry by Midnight, February 14th

HAIL THE GLORIOUS LEADER

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Really, Enough Said. It's Something To Avoid, Not Caring Enough.

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Hey @Glorious Herald, it does appear somebody has tampered with your post. Would you like moderator assistance in cleaning it up and banning the offending poster?
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Hey @Glorious Herald, it does appear somebody has tampered with your post. Would you like moderator assistance in cleaning it up and banning the offending poster?


The GLORIOUS LEADER requires no assistance from moderators. His agents are already pursuing those responsible. Hail the GLORIOUS LEADER!
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@Glorious Herald
FLORIOUS- err, GLORIOUS LEADER!
I immediately and unabashedly swear fealty to your great GLORIOUS LEADERness!
HAIL THE GLORIOUS LEADER


WE MUST BE NOBLE
WE MUST NOT BE BACKWARD
MUST BE THE GLORIOUS LEADER'S POPULACE
MUST NOT BE THE SAVAGES!

Hail the GLORIOUS LEADER!
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@Glorious Herald
MY ARMOR IS CONTEMPT
MY SHEILD IS DIGUST
MY SWORD IS HATRED
IN THE GLORIOUS LEADER'S NAME
LET NONE SURVIVE
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Hail the glorious leader GLORIOUS LEADER.
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Hail, comrades! I have taken your pronouncements of submission before the GLORIOUS LEADER. He is pleased! However, I am instructed to remind @WilsonTurner that the tower of the GLORIOUS LEADER is, in fact, much taller than that of any other pretender-king in all the lands, and that his people are much healthier and taller as well, for the civic planning and nutritional directives passed down from the GLORIOUS LEADER are expert indeed! Thus the representation you have shared is amusing, but inaccurate. We remind everyone that accuracy is a stringent requirement -- the GLORIOUS LEADER's superiority must be truthfully shown in all things. Thank you, and HAIL THE GLORIOUS LEADER!
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ALL HAIL THE GLORIOUS LEADER! MAY HIS VISAGE BE PAINTED A THOUSAND TIMES WITH THE BLOOD OF OUR ENEMIES!!


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ALL HAIL THE GLORIOUS LEADER! MAY HIS VISAGE BE PAINTED A THOUSAND TIMES WITH THE BLOOD OF OUR ENEMIES!!



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Oh, glorious leader. This humble author will pledge all of his capability for literacy to the creation of a work worthy of your wise and exceptional leader. Do expect a work which, while being incapable of fully measuring up to the size of your magnificent greatness, shall do its best to please your fantabulous tastes...

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I cannot remember exactly, but the 12 Labors is the contest where you cannot use non-original characters (i.e. characters that you did not create). Correct? Just asking because I knew a certain franchise that would fit perfectly for this theme.
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I cannot remember exactly, but the 12 Labors is the contest where you cannot use non-original characters (i.e. characters that you did not create). Correct? Just asking because I knew a certain franchise that would fit perfectly for this theme.


Correct. TTL places significant emphasis on each author creating characters, as that's a big part of each challenge. We maintain the same rules about crediting your source, however if you would prefer to write an original work utilizing characters from an existing franchise, you may do so. All things are welcome and winning is up to the voters and the individual judges.
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<Snipped quote by Dedonus>

Correct. TTL places significant emphasis on each author creating characters, as that's a big part of each challenge. We maintain the same rules about crediting your source, however if you would prefer to write an original work utilizing characters from an existing franchise, you may do so. All things are welcome and winning is up to the voters and the individual judges.


All people, living or imagined, are subjects of the GLORIOUS LEADER and are welcome in his realm. Hail the GLORIOUS LEADER.
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@Glorious Herald WHY IS YOUR NAME HERALD AND NOT LEADER!? FRAUD!!!

THE REBELLION HAS IMPERSONATED OUR GRACEFUL OVERLORD!!!!!!

THIS HERALD SPREADS THE LIES OF THE REBELLION
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I DEMAND TO SEE OUR MAJESTY IN HIS GLORIOUS TRUE FORM
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I DEMAND TO SEE OUR MAJESTY IN HIS GLORIOUS TRUE FORM


His divine highness is not subject to demands. Hail the GLORIOUS LEADER.

Rest assured -- rumors of a 'Resistance' are greatly overstated. There is no credible evidence of the existence of such a group at this time. Hail the GLORIOUS LEADER.
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Yes, GLORIOUS LEADER! I shall create a great work of art to commemorate your benevolent and wise rule over the land!

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Heh. This is a proper theme.

Now where does the glorious leader want the scaled-down statue commemorating his power built, and does he want the 1km model, 1.2km model or the 27.4km model?

The final version will, naturally, be full-sized.
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Heh. This is a proper theme.

Now where does the glorious leader want the scaled-down statue commemorating his power built, and does he want the 1km model, 1.2km model or the 27.4km model?

The final version will, naturally, be full-sized.


About that.

Due to the realistic and strict adherence of the final version to the actual measurements, a number of local features intrinsic to general logistics as well as economic and ecological dialectic models will have to be condensed in order to fit within its frame. The oceans are easily repurposed for the monument's water feature, but a few of the continental shelves simply do not mesh well together for example - creating complications in rendering the high-fidelity sculpting of the exterior surface. Moving all the forests was easy, but now we have to deal with the constant fire regimes inside the interior (get in touch with HR about that, I think we can repurpose those biomes as a mass grave/incinerator/gladitorial arena combo package). Finally, there is the faint problem of the legs continually grinding and shunting themselves up towards the pelvic region due to the now very literal center of mass created thus.

The punchline being: Unless we get more VOLUNTEER LABORERS, the project's completion will be slightly behind schedule.
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