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Recent Statuses

25 Mar 2017 0:47
Current You son of a bitch I was so hyped and already ordered lube in anticipation - and you shattered my hopes!
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24 Mar 2017 23:02
people get shit for being 6'1 and I'm barely even 6' ;_;
24 Mar 2017 1:26
Check out snoop dogg's twitter, he's officially on the path to being a NEET now, or at least an Otaku. But at least he has good tastes in waifus.
23 Mar 2017 20:31
Have a bunch of shit to do in a tiny time period? Put on the rocky theme song and you will finish it all in less than five minutes.
6 likes
23 Mar 2017 15:47
Because nobody has ever tried that before with horrific results.
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Bio

Look at me and marvel at... I'll think of it, give me a moment.

Anyway, adding shit

Languages:
Russian (native speaker)
English and French as a second language
doing my best to learn other European languages
Ethnicity in order of most to least: Baltic Prussian, German Prussian, Belarusian, Polish, Russian, Ukrainian, Greek, Bulgar, Finn.

Most Recent Posts

Okay, TOMORROW or I'm going to meet Davy Jones
Okay, okay, TOMORROW!
Didn't do shit.
Not dead!
I'm in middle of nowhere Eastern Europe using a shady Internet pirate's VPN to make it look like I'm in Cuba or Australia (1.1.1.1 ip) and I have like, two bytes per second. Can't do shit.
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