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24 Mar 2017 22:53
Current shit now everyone can read my gay 1x1 sonic fanfics
24 Mar 2017 22:42
Well you know, if women wanna give me shit for being 6'1" and not being tall enough, can I at least give them shit for being a landwhale? I can't help my height, but you know, weight...
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24 Mar 2017 22:23
You know, for how eager women are to ask my height, they sure are reluctant and fearful to give me their weight when I ask them. Hm.
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24 Mar 2017 13:42
Smut isn't supposed to make you that happy buddy
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23 Mar 2017 22:18

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ᚹᛖ ᚨᚱᛖ ᚨᛚᛚ ᚷᛁᛚᛞᚱᛖᚾ ᛟᚠ ᚦᛖ ᚨᛚᛚ ᚠᚨᚦᛖᚱ᛬ᛋᛟᛗᛖ ᛃᚢᛋᛏ ᛞᛟᚾᛏ ᚲᚾᛟᚹ ᛁᛏ ᛃᛖᛏ᛬



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The Words of Óðinn the High One | |
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Gáttir allar
áðr gangi fram
um skoðask skyli
um skygnask skyli
því at óvíst
er at vita hvar óvinir
sitja fleti fyrir

Two are hosts against one, the tongue is the head's bane,
'neath a rough hide a hand may be hid;
he is glad at nightfall who knows of his lodging,
short is the ship's berth,
and changeful the autumn night,
much veers the wind ere the fifth day
and blows round yet more in a month.
I counsel thee, Stray-Singer, accept my counsels,
they will be thy boon if thou obey'st them,
they will work thy weal if thou win'st them:
tell not ever an evil man
if misfortunes thee befall,
from such ill friend thou needst never seek
return for thy trustful mind.
Each man who is wise and would wise be called
must ask and answer aright.
Let one know thy secret, but never a second, --
if three a thousand shall know.
A wise counselled man will be mild in bearing
and use his might in measure,
lest when he come his fierce foes among
he find others fiercer than he.

Þagalt ok hugalt
skyli þjóðans barn
ok vígdjarft vera
glaðr ok reifr
skyli gumna hverr
unz sínn bíðr bana

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The Saga of Buddha | |
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I am dedicated, myself to the High One, that he might know my strength, that I may join him in Valhalla, to do battle in his name, trusted as Einherjar. We do not kneel before the Gods, superior they might be, for our valor in battle is equal to theirs, much like our strength. If we demand their favor, we do not pray and ask like lambs, we sacrifice and take what we might need. Our god is not a kind god - oh, no - our god favors the strong and the brave, those that do not steal to take, but earn their keep with wisdom, sagacity, virility, strength and the will to live.

I'd rather be a wolf of ÓÐINN than a lamb of GOD.

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To go Víkingr is what I want | |
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To take by force is a honorable thing - to take without knowledge is a thieves way | |
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While raiding a coastal farm, Egill and his men were captured by the farmer and his family, who bound all of the raiders. In the night that followed, Egill was able to slip his bonds. He and his men grabbed their captors' treasure and headed back to the ship. But along the way, Egill shamefully realized he was acting like a thief, saying, "This journey is terrible and hardly suitable for a warrior. We have stolen the farmer’s money without his knowledge. We should never allow such shame to befall us."

So, Egill returned to his captors' house, set it ablaze, and killed the occupants as they tried to escape the fire. He then returned to the ship with the treasure, this time as a hero. Because he had fought and won the battle, he could justly claim the booty.

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@Dark Lugia i could just post something mature here about why i disagree but i see everyone else already did that so instead i'll just tell u

ur wrong olooolooll
@Vilageidiotx I think that the Hun civilization is overpowered late game due to the fact that they can out-produce any civ with trash units which is so so strong.
What @BCTheEntity said. But please open the 'visor' before utilization, in order to maintain optical scanning devices at peak capacity.
In Hello everyone! 14 Mar 2017 19:56 Forum: Introduce Yourself
@Raunchel Welkom op de Guild, veel plezier en je mag me altijd een PM sturen om te praten/een RP voor te stellen.
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