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17 May 2016 16:34
Current I love booze, booze loves me. Holy shit I have to pee. I'm so smashed I'm falling on the floor! Alcoholic Dinosaur!
14 Nov 2015 9:17
10 Apr 2015 5:41
A service charge at a brothel is redundant.


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I don't like sweets
My tongue is out of my mouth maybe 77% of the time.
I talk to myself constantly in a British accent.
I don't sit still well.
I have a love of potatoes as a food.
Part of me still believes in Santa.
I have semi-obnoxious depression. I counter it by making others others smile and laugh.
Storms make me excited.
If I make eye contact with my puppy, I am obligated to flip him off and/or call him a dick.
Elephants. Elephants and Totoros everywhere.
The Northern White-Faced Owl will always make me giggle uncomfortably. Especially when it does its Dracula thing.
I cannot catch legendary Pokemon on my own. I always hand my game to my husband so he can do it for me. He has some amazing ability to catch them quickly. I haven't yet learned his secret, but I'm pretty sure it has something to do with Rodney Dangerfield.
I put french fries in my cheeseburgers.
Doors hate me. If I'm within 4 feet of one, I'm bound to get a bruise somehow.

Most Recent Posts

aaah, yeah. our snow just melted, and tomorrow we're supposed to drop back down to freezing.
i guess mother nature didn't get the message here.

i also got switched to full time at my job, so i'm a bit preoccupied @_@
still remember this place, though, promise. i just mostly come home and sleep, hahaha
I moved into my new house last night! Guh, am I exhausted. All of me hurts XD *flops*
@The Harbinger of Ferocity It is lovely! <3

*hugs Tsu*
@Carantathraiel *cuddles*

GUH! *squeeze*

@The Harbinger of Ferocity Image didn't work, love </3

Like it was literally horizontal or was it slanted? Explain please.

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