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12 Jan 2017 15:41
Current "So and so country's people eat with their hands? That's disgusting and backwards!" "Am I to assume you eat your hamburger with a fork and knife then?"
10 Jan 2017 2:04
Welp, my laptop has seemingly decided to shit itself and decide that the internet is too fancy and will no longer load browsers, this is going to be fun /s :\
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22 Dec 2016 1:17
"Well, you can't hack a human." "Yes you can, its called bribary." "... That doesn't count." "How much do you want to pay me to agree with you?"
14 Dec 2016 16:54
Break the laws of society, you go to jail. Break the laws of god, you go to hell. Break the laws of physics, you go to Sweden and get a noble prize.
12 Dec 2016 20:55
tfw you have another RP idea you want to make an RP out of but already have other GM duties QAQ


║ Idea Generator ║ Professional Asian ║ Asshat Extraordinaire ║

My name is ClocktowerEchos, otherwise known as Clock or Echos. Before you ask, yes Echos is misspelled. This is totally because I did it fuck with people and totally not because I don't know good Ingrash. As a professional Asian, my Ingrash is well versed. Still learning English though, tricky language that fucker is. On a serious note, my English is a bit all over the place even though I am an ABC (American Born Chinese) since I've picked up a whole bunch of different bits from different places like books, TV, movies and just being around a diverse amount of people.

I live in the US northeast and thus in the EST timezone, although given how I life my life (read: not paying attention in class or staying up far later than I should), I can have some wonky ass online hours. That said, anything past 10:00 PM-ish and I tend to get a loopy and even derpier than normal, you have been warn. And yes, that's possible amazingly enough. As of right now in my life, I'm currently getting my ass handed to me while going through the wonderful American educational system and in the process of getting my ass shipped off to college that I got into by some miracle. (No its not Yale or some shit like that; I'm a professional Asian, not a stereotypical Asian.)

Personality wise, I've been best described as "a ball of contradictions", I'd call it some lowkey form of multiple personality but its probably more like mood swings in reality; my views and actions can vary depending on my mood. Don't worry, doesn't mean I'm going to be all sweet one second and then wanting to kill you and your family the next, its more of a slider of optimism vs cynicism (its more or less always on the cynical side as of late). I fully admit to my own flaws such as being a liar and being a hypocrite, I'm only human and accepting one's flaws makes one stronger; personal strength always triumphs over excessive safe spaces and cowering.

As of writing this (Dec. 20, 2016), I have been RPing on RPGuild for about 1.8 years (holy shit that's a larger number than I thought o_o). I have interest in a bunch of different areas but generally inhibited by my flirty interest in RPs which depends on mood and whatever captivates me at the moment. I take pride in my creativity but it seems to also have the unfortunate consequence of making me every easily influenced by neat things I see, generally on YouTube.

I have a personal fixation on Nation RPs (and even made a basic introduction guide here), having done everything from fantasy and sci-fi to World Wars-era nations and primitive Neolithic tribes. My love of NRPs stems from a love a strategy games I've played since my childhood. That said, I do RP more traditional character-drive RPs on a equal if not greater level due to how much more common they are compared to NRPs. Characters I make tend to be eccentric in one ways or another, just because I have a distaste for the generic average-antisocial-but-helps-friends-edgelord-blood-darkness-magic-katana-teenager-wanting-sexy-romance. That said, I do enjoy smut RPs whenever they pop up and catch my fancy, my favorite kind is perversion of canon types and I've been told I write good smut but that's for a 1x1 interest check to be made in the future. I enjoy deeper writing and little subtleties, if my viewing of dissection and analysis videos I watch on Youtube are anything to go off of.

In terms of GMing, whenever I get off my ass and do it, I am a hardass GM. I am not going to sugar coat it, I can get what other people consider nasty or rude or oppressive. This is because fundamentally my goals as a GM are different than that of a player and even myself when I'm just a player; if "creative freedom" is clearly leading down a path that's causing issues, than I have no qualms about heavy handing a norm in. If someone's character is clearly just shoehorned into the RP since the player just wants the character and not wanting to really form anything to the RP, than I will shoot it down mercilessly.

That said, I am more than willing to help people create characters/nations should they need help, same goes with RPing assuming that it catches my interest.

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Mhmm, I had already concluded that I'd need to tear down the wall. I'm adamant about my border patrol though, since it's nice that he wants to plunder, but obviously I don't want him to plunder me >.< Natural cause and effect would have me do something about it.

You do realize that the Ogryns will be raiding more than just you right? And that again, your border patrol will not be able to catch everyone going past unless you basically put your entire army in the north which even then would still not guarantee 100% success consistently. Plus if you did manage to you it, you would literally be screwing me over completely OOC since then I would be more or less completely unable to interact with anyone else but you meaning you get my full love and attention. And Ogryn hugs.

If we're going by "natural cause and effect", stiffer resistance only means the Ogryns will just get larger warbands together in an attempt to break through your defenses. And if they do, that means a hell of a lot more trouble not only for you, but for everyone else they raid.

And something else I should say, why are you so worried? Do you really think I'd just march a million Ogryn to your capital and just stomp on it like "lol git rekt scrub"? Do you really think I'd just go after you only and make it a life goal to see your entire land on fire? Why are you so afraid of "loosing"? You know that you can't actually loose completely unless you give your consent to do so.

At any rate, expect a very one sided defense. Ogryns wouldn't exactly care since after all, open boarders actually works better for them. That and the fact they haven't quite wrapped their heads around the concept. You're more than welcomed to invade the lowlands and even the mountains (although I heavily do not recommend going into the mountains since attrition will absolutely fuck just about anyone who isn't an ogryn over).

Ayy! Nice to see y'all, you guys got any idea as to what you'll be doing?
Long ago, when the God-Emperor still walked amongst men, he created legions of the finest warriors man had ever seen; none stronger, none quicker, none smarter and none purer before or since. So great where their numbers and deeds that they conquered world after world, system after system, star after star. These soldiers without skill were the Legio Astartes, the Space Marines; humanity at its highest apex.

But even during the Emperor's glorious Great Crusade, cracks began to show. Quirks and differences in thinking that only divided the legions. Such could have been ignored or remedied if given time, but something sinister sought to infect the cracks and tear the legions asunder: Chaos. Seeping into the pure minds of the Astartes, it proved that nothing was beyond the corrupting grasp and maleficent gaze of the Chaos Gods. And when the War Master was turned to the dark shadows of the Warp, twas only little time until the the curtains were pulled back to reveal a production most vile.

The void was to be set awash in fire and death as the stars themselves cried and weeped. Billions prayed and hoped in watery eyes that this age would be but a passing moment. But their tears would do nothing to quell the largest civil war mankind had ever faced. Countless lives were lost, planets eradicated and wonders destroyed as super humans warred and fought and the galaxy itself shook under the weight of:


"They shall be my finest warriors, these men who give of themselves to me.
Like clay I shall mould them, and in the furnace of war forge them.
They will be of iron will and steely muscle.
In great armour shall I clad them and with the mightiest guns will they be armed.
They will be untouched by plague or disease, no sickness will blight them.
They will have tactics, strategies and machines so that no foe can best them in battle.
They are my bulwark against the Terror.
They are the Defenders of Humanity.
They are my Space Marines.
And They Shall Know No Fear."
~ The Emperor of Mankind


And welcome to the Age of Heresy, the age of mankind divided. Now, this is more of a quick thing I'm making to most judge interest. Hence, there's not too much fancy formatting or even a CS guide. Basically this is inspired by The Grand Crusade and The Grim Crusade (credits to both GMs/authors), but instead of focusing on the Crusade, it focuses on what I think most people find the most interesting of the era: The Heresy.

Basically, everyone will be playing custom made Legions and Primarchs who will lead them. What I will say about sides and the CS is that YOU WILL PICK YOUR SIDES AND ULTIMATE FATES. Basically, OOC everyone will know who will end up traitor and who stays loyalist and what ultimately becomes of them (dies, becomes daemon, fucks off somewhere, etc). I trust that people will be mature enough not only not to metagame but to also have their primarchs interact with one another according and NOT be plotting against each other for no real valid in character reason. On that note, I will say that my GM style is harsh and authoritarian but benevolent and something I'd prefer not having to use so take that as you will; those of you who've seen me GM before should know what I'm like as a GM and understand as GM, my goals are fundamentally different than the players's at a level.

The start of the RP will be post-Ullanor Crusade and only two or three people at most falling to chaos from the get go. The fact that the Warmaster will turn traitor is something I will not be changing. The first event might just be everyone gathering around to decide who will be the Warmaster.

Special note about Primarchs and the lore overall: I am going to bend/break lore. I will basically be using what BCTheEternity did in Grim Crusade and I'll leave this here for explain perhaps the three largest points in which lore will in a new direction:

Something else I feel like I should mention is that there are only going to be 18 "playable" legions (the two missing legions are now the 9th and the 17th). While part of me would like all 18 slots to be filled, the other part of me realizes that no only would that be a challenge to keep under control, but is also unlikely to happen. As such, to those who are willing can take on a second legion/primarch as a "minor character". I use the word loosely, but basically not all legions had a massive effect but still did some things of battle. The Iron Hands really didn't do too much compared to the Imperial Fists for example.

I'm also looking for co-GMs to help manage this but will also be responsible for writing posts from the PoV of the Emperor/Chaos so I'd say its not a position for one to throw themselves at willy nilly. Unlike a good deal of other RPs/GMs, I might actually make the coGMs do shit :P In relation, this RP will lean more towards the side of "collaborative story" (I hope) since we will all more or less know what some events will turn out to be.

If you do post interest, please do state which side you'd like to be one (ideally there'll be a natural balance). Feel free to put in your primarch's ultimate fate and what them/their legion's most defining traits or abilities are. I'm hoping for some interesting primarchs exploring some "what ifs" like what if they landed on a forge world/knight world/astroid station/eldar craftworld or what if they had adoptive parents who did their best to give them a normal childhood or what if their personalities don't line up with their legion's (I might be doing something akin to this)? Fun stuff like that.

Now, the Schism of Man is upon us and mankind is divided; Will the Galaxy Burn or Does the Emperor Protect?
@Hostile Well hot damn. Call me a racist Italian with a heavy ass accent, you actually did it boy.
Unfortunately tho, I don't think I'll be joining namely since I don't know what to plays as :<
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