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I DON'T LIKE'EM PUTTING CHEMICALS IN THE WATER THAT TURNS THE FRICKIN' 1X1 SECTION LEWD.
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Oi JOSUKE, I logged on to my personal desktop computation device and went to ROLEPLAYERGUILDDOTCOM, now I'm trapped in the one-times-one section! Ain't that wacky?
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I didn't steal your meme, I colonized it.
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Guess she be searching for the key with Sagax. @Frizan Up for another collab? Anyone else who's interested can jump in too - the more the merrier and all that jazz.


Sure. Gotta Go Fast, after all, and not many in the company are faster than those two!
@Frizan

Excellent char! I have no worries about it, and unless @Leos Klien does, you're free to pop her in the CS tab. However, I wouldn't have considered 26 to be that young. Is she only called "child" because of her smaller than usual appearance?


Yes, actually. When I was writing it I meant it in sort of a more derogatory sense rather than the captain literally thinking Uzka was a child.

Basically: You must be THIS tall to defend against Daedra!
Aaaaand Uzka gra-Umog is finished! Only took me...oh, two and a half weeks?

SHIP PEOPLE!

Similar to the options presented for the Nightgate Inn crew, you have a few options:

-Search Kamal bodies and the ship for the key for the gate key; the more people looking, the more likely it is to be a success. I'm not going to say how many will be required to find the key.

-Attempt to pick the lock with what materials are available. This requires characters with locksmithing and smithing skills.

-Secure the escape. This will involve securing the ladders as well as clearing out any Kamal that are between the crew and freedom. This will involve combat rolls against a Big Bad, aka the Captain Kghergitz, the larger than normal Kamal with full plate armour, a full helm, and he dual-wields maces that might as well be great maces for lesser races. If he hits you, you're gonna hurt so bad.

So VOTE NAO!


Well, since Sagax's lockpicking skills are both pretty amateurish and quite rusty, Roze is a much better candidate for it. Sagax also simply doesn't stand a priestess's chance in Oblivion against a Kamal face to face, off-balance or not.

With this in mind, Sagax is gonna take a page from Connor Kenway's book and run around and loot the fallen Kamal for a chance at finding the key.
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Yeah, probably. Fits in with their vaguely Eskimo overtones, no?


Fruits of Contention is just Gcold's outlet for his hatred of Eskimos and Canadians.
The sights before him assaulted Orintur's eyes like spears, each sending a shock through him and making his stomach turn. Even as a man of the Divines specifically trained to defend against heretics such as the denizens within these Dead Lands, the Elf was as shocked and disgusted as any sane and rational person would be at the displays of chaos and wanton gore before them. The pikes, the mounds of charred bodies...if Orintur were a man of any weaker will and conviction, he would have taken one look at the blood and flame strewn across the realm and ran back, never to return. He was determined, though, to put a stop to this grossly heretical disregard for life and peace, one swing of his trusty hammer at a time. No wretched Daedra, be they prince or churl, would stop him from performing his duties and bringing glory to the Almighty Divines! So Orintur marched on, offering silent prayers to the poor souls in his path that were taken through the gate, and did not live to tell of their sorrows. Something felt...wrong, though. Even as he prayed, he felt as though his words did not reach, that his gods could not hear him. He felt...alone. It was clear then to Orintur that the hellish landscape he was in, the planes of Oblivion, did not respect his gods. Nay, worse than that: His gods were absent entirely.

He would have kept praying, more just to spite whatever daedra may have been listening, but Orintur's train of thought was broken by the sudden rantings of the woman that lead them all through the gate. He did not appreciate her words about the Divines, though the Paladin understood that she was under a great amount of stress, and forgave her blasphemy. Not that it would matter, as the woman died just soon after in a very gruesome manner. Orintur watched, his mind in shock and his heart filling with great fury, as the Dremora flung the woman's body into the flaming ground below, where she slowly faded away to ashes. The demon stared on with obvious glee as Orintur, heaving with rage, gripped his hammer with enough force to break a man's arm. All it took was one taunting beckon from the Churl to send the seething Paladin over the edge.

"I am Orintur Graywatch, AND YOU SHALL FEEL MY WRATH, DEMON!"

Orintur, charging past all other threats, met the Dremora with a heavy swing of his hammer, which the demon blocked with the shaft of his mace. The two whirled around each other, swinging with vigour, engaging in the dance of combat. The clang of steel and daedric metals carried through the hot, eye-stinging air, accented by war cries and pained grunts. Hammer and mace mixed into a blur of white and black, becoming clear only when one combatant stopped the other's weapon with their own, thought it was never for any longer than a split second. The battle seemed to stop for good when the Churl sent Orintur's hammer to the ground, and sent the Elf with it with a bash to the chest. Orintur's head rang fiercely; moments before, the Daedra had been able to get a clean strike at his head. He could feel himself bleeding somewhere on his forehead, but that could only be dealt with once the demon leering at him from above was dispatched.

The Churl, armor bent in several places and lower jaw being bereft of several fangs, cackled at the fallen Paladin. Instead of speaking in his own heretical tongue, they spoke in clear Tamriellic. "Your gods have no power here, worm! Your pathetic earthly metals are nothing compared to the strength my Lord Dagon bestows upon me! Now BEGONE, weakling, your soft flesh will insult my Lord's eyes no longer!"

Orintur, lying on the ground and letting the Dremora fling his taunts, was taking the time to catch his breath and regain his strength. As his foe sent their mace down one last time, Orintur suddenly sat up and gripped their wrist firmly, other hand charging with magical energy. "I will not be the one that falls today, DEMON!"

Shoving his hand into the Churl's chest, Orintur took the chance afforded to him by his Shock spell to grab his hammer as the Dremora shook and spasmed violently. It took a great deal of energy to lift it, but the mighty Paladin sent the head of his hammer into the abdomen of his enemy, crushing their armor and their insides along with it. Spewing blood like a projectile out of their mouth, the Dremora flew backwards, landing on the same molten rock they threw the Imperial woman onto just moments before. He did not fare any better.

Falling to one knee, Orintur breathed heavily, the fight taking almost all of his energy out of him. His head also panged painfully and the Elf was certain he was bruised in nearly a dozen places. He hoped his compatriots could handle themselves, because Orintur wasn't sure if he could fight many more foes in such a state.

You guys should give Dipshits or whatever his name is the ol'

Ryƫjin no ken o kurae!!!!!


...or GTFO. I mean, either would make for a good read, really.

Also happy valentines day, nerds.

Suicide Mission 2.0 with: @MiddleEarthRoze and myself



"Yes sir! It will be done, and with the utmost efficiency!" Surprisingly enough, Sagax was as confident as he sounded for once. He and Roze had shown up the Kamals once already, no doubt they could do it again. Well, yeah, sure they had a scar or several and no doubt experienced some mild mental trauma from their near-death experiences, but aside from that everything went swimmingly! Ha, swimmingly...

After Ashav left the duo to do what they do best, the Imperial patted his small friend on the shoulder and gave a genuine smile. "This is gonna go great! These charges actually have decently long fuses, so we're not going to repeat what happened last time. All we have to do is swim over, get below deck, and put the charges in those breaches. Simple!" Another so-called simple plan from the man who had no actual reason to be so chipper. Perhaps Edith was right, and that taking a fall like he did onto the hard stone floor of the Dwemer ruin scrambled Sagax's brain a little.

Roze's look at Sagax was equal parts incredulous and terrified. The sudden appearance of the Kamal ship had shook the young rogue more than she had thought; suddenly she was getting flashbacks of Windhelm; the explosion, the screams, the blood and the fear... even her shoulder began to ache at the mere memory or the horrid experience. Attempting to swallow the nervous lump in her throat, she stared at Sagax, wondering how on earth he was feeling so optimistic about this.

"Right... long charges... good." She mumbled, a shaking hand pushing her hair from a now pale white face. She couldn't exactly run away from this, despite how much she'd like to. She and Sagax had a job to do - and if they failed, it was entirely possible that everyone on the ship would die. Eyes darting to her comrades scrambling about on the ship's deck, they landed on Do'Karth, and then Leif. The thought of Sevine losing her love and her best friend was one that settled any doubts in Roze's mind. Better her to go than anyone else... including Sagax, but then again, she couldn't do this without him. Taking a steadier, deep breath, Roze nodded stiffly and clasped Sagax's forearm.

"There's nobody else I'd rather blow up a ship with." She said, a smile ghosting her face. It was time to go.

Sagax could tell Roze was not exactly at ease with the situation, and her nervousness crept into him. The situation was...well, it was fucked. Incredibly fucked, and their chances of success were actually barely better than their Windhelm run. He remembered the mage, and his smile faltered for a moment.

"No. No turning back." The Imperial thought to himself. "No second thoughts; fear will not fool me." Time to go indeed, and neither the Kamal nor their own fears would stop the two daredevils. Placing both hands on her shoulders, Sagax tried to put some of his own optimism into Roze.

"We're going to win the company this battle, Roze. We're going to march onto that ship and blow those oversized tankards back to Akavir in a million pieces! Oh, and wanna know the best part?" Sagax said as he pulled out two vials from his bag. "I've actually prepared! Well, sort of. I ordered one of these back at Dawnstar, and the other Rhasha gave me. But blind luck can still count as an indirect plan, right?"

"These will help ward off the cold of the waters. We're going to swim so we aren't noticed, and that's how we'll get these charges planted. What do you think?"

Roze thanked the Gods silently at Sagax's forethought - or rather, blind luck, as he had so eloquently put it - but either way, the resist cold potions would do some good. Not just against the freezing waters, but against any ice magicks the Kamal choosed to use... if they were spotted, that was. Taking on of the potions from Sagax, Roze smiled again; this one stronger, and more hopeful. Swimming would be the least conspicuous, and with these potions, chances of living were going right up.

"Indirect or no, this is a fine plan Sagax. I'll go first - at the very least I can breathe under the water, and I'll be able to scout out the inside of the ship first. Sneak is my middle name, after all." Pulling the stopper from the potion bottle with a small "pop", Roze downed the icy liquids and gave Sagax one last smile before heading to the edge of their ship, the charge's fuses trailing along behind her. The battle on the decks was louder now; Roze wondered if they had lost anyone yet.

"Don't throw the charge until I give the all clear!" She shouted back to Sagax over the clatter of the fight, and then dove into the waters below. Even with the potion working it's magic, the water was still bitingly cold. Having cast her spell before diving, Roze was able to comfortably tread the waters below the waterline, out of sight from either ship, and able to find a decently sized breach in the Kamal frigate that they could climb into. Swimming over, her head cautiously bobbed above the waterline, glancing inside the frigate to see what awaited them. As far as she could see, there were no Kamal below deck; all seemed to be fighting up on the main deck, trying to quell fires while simultaneously setting them onboard the Kyne's Tear.

Clambering up the side (Quite a feat, with the slippery metal; thankfully the blasts had provided jagged pieces of the armour to stick out, providing sharp, but solid handholds) and into the belly of the ship, she pressed herself to the wall, eyes darting around. Again, there was no sign of movement - just the muffled sounds of the fight above. Peering out of the hole towards the other ship, she waved Sagax over, hoping he would be quick about throwing the charge (and that he aimed well enough) and getting himself over as well - she did not want to stay on this frigate for very long.

Taking the charges in hand, Sagax took care to be as precise as possible when throwing them to Roze. He remembered all too well what happened last time...those burns still flared up some times. Whirling the special delivery from his side, he hoped Roze would be able to catch it without too much hassle. If she accidentally fell in after them, it'd be game over, as the fuses would be too wet to use. Sagax waited until it was sure that Roze had the charges in hand before diving in himself.

After a very tense moment of seeing the charges drop faster and faster, Sagax was relieved to see Roze snatch them out of the air and finally wave him over. Drinking down his potion and leaving his bag in a relatively safe spot with his cloak aboard the Kyne's Tear after taking out his fire-starting kit and wrapping it up in his makeshift pillow, Sagax jumped into the freezing water below. Making his way over to Roze as quickly-yet-inconspicuously as possible, the soaking wet Imperial climbed up into the bowels of the kamal ship.

"The fighting's all up top...we've got free rein down here! Let's set these charges and get the hell out of here. I'd rather we not overstay our welcome, ya? Kamal hospitality is something I can live without."

"SSSHHHHH!!!" Was the first thing to come out of Roze's mouth, her waving her hand frantically for Sagax to keep his voice down. After waiting a few moments to see if anyone had heard, she breathed a - quiet - sigh of relief. She was fully aware of how paranoid she was being right now; no way anybody would hear them with all the clatter above deck.

"Sorry - let's just get this over with." She agreed with him after a hasty and whispered apology, and the two paused a moment, wondering where to go. "I suppose the center of the ship would inflict the most damage? But then, the further we go in, the more likely we are to be caught..." Her lips clamped shut together for a moment, considering their options. They had to take this ship out, no matter what. Even if they did damage it enough to get away, they could easily repair and attack some small town near the sea... or even the very unprotected Dawnstar.

"Come on then... stick to the shadows, and try to make sure those fuses don't snag on anything. The last thing we need is a broken charge." She murmured to him, wringing her sodden hair over the side of the ship before moving on; she was being very paranoid now, thinking the dripping from her water-logged hair would attract attention. Gods, she would deserve a drink after this.

Carefully placing each charge where Ashav had directed them to, Sagax crept along the walls, making sure not to make too much noise. The thudding of his leather boots were just barely audible through the fighting topside, so thankfully they didn't cause any problems. After the explosives were set, Sagax looked up and down the room. He had the itching worry in the back of his head that maybe they set up the charges wrong, or maybe something was wrong with the charges themselves. The Imperial decided to act on his concerns and double check each explosive, just to be sure nothing was awry. This had to go perfectly, and any hitch in the plan would doom their allies.

Feeling in slightly higher spirits than before (slightly - she was still stuck on a ship full of murderous ice-demons) because there'd been no sign of anyone else below deck, Roze helped Sagax in checking all of the charges; they didn't need one ot go off prematurely like last time. Well, last time had admittedly been a lot different, what with them ice-skating towards their target and throwing with blind luck that the charges would land and not kill any friendlies. This seemed a much more thought-out plan... so why was Sagax looking antsy?

"What's wrong Sagax? Are you ghostly senses tingling?" Her voice was hushed, but one could hear the amusement in it - ever since Sagax telling her about his ghostly protector or whatever it was, Roze liked to make a few jibes about it now and again. Not to insult her friend, of course, but to make sure he knew she was comfortable with it. It wasn't everyday that your comrade told you about seeing dead people. He seemed to ignore her words, head tilted towards the engine - which is when she picked up on what it was. Footsteps; heavy ones, ones that could have only belonged to a Kamal. The smile was wiped from her face, and she crouched as close to the wall as she could, barely breathing. The footsteps were accompanied with a dragging noise, then a thud as something hit the floor. The Kamal began making some strange, guttural noises - it took her a moment to realise that they were probably speaking in their language. It had never even occured to her until now that the beasts could even speak.

"Sagax, let's get out of here." She hissed quietly, although tempted to sneak a peek at what was happening by the engine.

Ignoring Roze's frantic tugging on his arm and her hushed requests to get the hell off of that boat, Sagax crept forward towards the door of the engine room, hugging the wall as tightly as he could. Inside were Kamal and...bodies. So many bodies, all of them...Argonians. "Where did they get all of these poor people?" He whispered near-silently. Further scannings of the room brought his eyes to a familiar face: the Argonian Pakseech! That's right, they were going back to Black Marsh after they had escaped Windhelm! They never made it home...

Sagax watched in a mix of horror and disgust as the Kamal tore some kind of wispy energy from the bodies on the floor, and tossed it into the massive contraption in the middle of the room. Each offering made it hum louder and louder, and shake violently. What they hell were those bastard Snow Demons doing to those poor souls, and what was it they were taking from their bodies? Magicka? Perhaps it was best if Sagax never knew.

Just as Sagax was about to turn away, he saw movement in the pile. The Pakseech was alive! This was their chance, they had to save him! The Kamal would not have his life! Sagax slowly began drawing his sword from its sheath, preparing himself for another charge, until...

While severely annoyed that Sagax had given into his temptation to see what was happening, Roze could hardly complain as she peeked out from the door beside him, also overly curious as to what was going on - when she looked, she wished she hadn't. That engine... she hadn't realised what it was being run on. The Kamal were using souls as energy, pulling them mercilessly from the limp bodies of the Argonians and throwing them into the engine, with as little care as one would throw a log onto the fire.

"Gods... how did they even do that?" She didn't expect her whisper to be answered; it was like the engine was one giant, mechnical soul gem. The amount of work that would have gone into creating one of those... the amount of souls thrown at it... it was utterly monstrous. But they had a chance now to destroy it, and make sure the Kamal responsible on this ship were blown to Oblivion. Backing away slightly from the door, Roze's eyes widened in alarm as she saw Sagax begin to unsheathe his sword; grabbing the hilt, she shoved it forcefully back into it's scabbard, looking at the Imperial incredulously.

"What are you doing?! We have to leave, Sagax!" Glancing at the doorway to make sure the Kamal were still busy, she jerked her head in the opposite direction, towards the hole they had clambered through originally. "We don't have time for this."

"Leave!? What do you mean LEAVE!?" Sagax whispered angrily, the first outburst against Roze that ever occured. "The Pakseech is alive, we can save him! We just need to distract those Kamal..." Looking back inside, there weren't many to be found. Two of them, to be exact. One for each. "Look, we can go in there and lead them on a chase. It'd give the Pakseech time to escape through the breach! Come on, we can do this!"

"Unbelievable. I knew he'd grown in bravado but this is ridiculous." Quelling a scowl appearing on her face, Roze attempted a look of understanding.

"The more time we spend on this ship, the more time it has to destroy ours! I won't be responsible for people dying for the sake of one life - this isn't the time to play the hero, we have to blow this damned ship before it kills any more people." She could barely believe his plan; while certainly an honourable thing to do, it was potentially suicidal. The pair of them would barely be able to kill one Kamal, let alone two of them. "If we die saving him, there's no-one left to blow the charges. Then everyone dies." She silently hoped he'd agree with her and leave; the hope she had felt earlier was quickly dwindling at this new turn of events.

As much as he hated every single word that left that Breton's mouth...Sagax knew she was right. But by the gods he wished she weren't. He looked to the Pakseech, but then thought back to everyone back on the Kyne's Tear...and also to Piper and his dear mother. If he tried luring away the Kamal, they would just corner him. Then he would be the one powering that infernal engine. He promised to come home in one piece...

And so he would. Suddenly letting out a growl of anger, but also of despair, he didn't even bother looking at Roze as he stormed off and grabbed all of the charges. If they couldn't save the Pakseech, at the very least they could vaporize their captors. At least then, his soul would remain his own, and not fuel for the Kamal's unholy machines.

Lighting the fuses after planting each charge in front of the engine, Sagax looked back once more before turning around and heading back to the breach they entered from.

"Come on."

Although perturbed by Sagax's uncharacteristic anger, Roze didn't speak of it - now wasn't the time. Breathing a quiet sigh of relief as Sagax lit the fuses, she didn't have to be told twice to follow him back out. Although the resist-cold potions had worn off somewhat, she'd take the freezing waters over being caught on a Kamal frigate any day. She didn't look back when leaving like Sagax; freedom was too sweet and too near for her to be bothered about much else.

After a dive and brief swim in the swarming waters (It was definitely colder the second time round) Roze and Sagax made it to their own ship's deck, both in one piece and smiling. Well... Roze was smiling at least; the pair found Ashav who seemed hopeful at the expression on her face.

"Charges are planted and fuses lit - I'd recommend getting everyone off the frigate boss, otherwise it won't be much of a victory for us." Teeth chattering from the cold between her words, Roze almost wished to get some warmth from the fires on deck. Unfortunately, she'd probably be shot by the Kamal for her efforts.

@Frizan, what happened to posting? Have you been naughty lately?

In other news, I've clocked in 1600+ words for Nightgate update. Gonna take a break today and wrap it up tomorrow.


Roze and I are working on our Suicide Mission 2.0 collab. Don't worry, we'll be done quite soon. The plan is to make it as short as possible.
The hulking Altmer approached the flaming archway, several different feelings coming to him. He felt curiosity, which was replaced my awe, and that replaced by anger. Then he came to...fear. This brought great shame to the mighty paladin, but he could not help feeling anxious about what was beyond the gate. Such horrors had rarely been recorded, and as such Orintur had little idea of what he was about to face. Towering monstrosities made of rotting flesh and bone? The tortured screams of those taken to that wretched place by sadistic Dremora? Or would there just be an endless, unholy landscape of flame and perdition? Whatever it was that filled the world beyond, Orintur knew it was his duty to face it and, ultimately, destroy it. Or at the very least get rid of the dimensional tear leading to it.

Orintur's slow, cautious steps turned into determined strides and he approached the Oblivion gate. Before entering, he turned to those that had not yet gone through and spoke what he thought were encouraging words. "Come, friends, though beyond this gate may lie unending horrors, we have the strength to end them all! Forward to combat and glory!" Charging through the gate with confidence, or in the eyes of some others, reckless abandon, hammer raised, the paladin steeled himself in preparation for whatever may lie in wait in the wretched, unholy realm of Oblivion.
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