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3 yrs ago
Current Well, well, well, if it isn't the consequences of my own actions.
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4 yrs ago
She knocked that smug look off my face but luckily I was wearing a second, smaller smug look underneath.
9 likes
5 yrs ago
There's nothing more intoxicating than the clear absence of a penis.
4 likes
7 yrs ago
Half of Blink 182 is Wink 91.
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8 yrs ago
A Freudian Slip is when you mean one thing but fuck your mother.
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"I like it when the center is wet."


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