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30 Mar 2017 1:16
Current I was going to tell a rape joke, but it would have felt forced.
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29 Mar 2017 16:07
No. No, guys, *MY* life sucks the worst. Feel sorry for *ME* instead of these car-crashing, basement-flooding dweebs.
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28 Mar 2017 4:12
when you're a lazy worthless piece of shit but you took a low-level philosophy class in college so you get to use "fatalism" as an excuse :^)
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27 Mar 2017 2:30
If you spank yourself and it hurts, does it mean your arms are strong or that your butt is weak?
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23 Mar 2017 17:59
[@Raddum] They're targeting the OCD market: people buying five packs of hotdogs and four packs of buns just to have an even, matching number.
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@PrivateVentures gets first dibs. He was here first. 👍
@Ellri I wish that simple loyalty and devotion to an RP weren't such rare traits that we have to talk about them like they're special qualities. Nice post.
@SleepingSilence thanks for looking out
@SleepingSilence I didn't link it. This site automatically hyperlinks if you place text directly after a period.

case.in.point

Read the Raw if you don't believe me. I used no [url] tags.
In Cyaиide Suиs 28 Mar 2017 3:08 Forum: Casual Roleplay
@Xandrya Great. Now I feel guilty.

How about I promise, as an alternative birthday present, that when I do post, Marcel won't put a bullet in your gut because he believes you led Dmitriy's gang to his hideout by choice? ;P Or would that be too easy?
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