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    1. SimplyJohn 9 yrs ago

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6 yrs ago
Current When the world gets you down, and you think no one cares, try to picture something soft and cuddly.And then imagine it being run over by a forklift truck.
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9 yrs ago
#We're off to see the Wizard. The Wonderful Wizard of OZ... Sing along now!
9 yrs ago
And remember, Respect is everything!
9 yrs ago
"There's no point in being grown-up if you can't be childish sometimes." - Fourth Doctor, 'Robot, Part Four
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9 yrs ago
I think I just pushed the wrong button on my iPad and nuked France. Hope no-one noticed.
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A player of games and a liver of lives, sometimes with onions and gravy.

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Spreading the word of our Lord, while womanising and boozing along the way.

Hyakuretsukyaku (Panty Flash Storm Kick)
Sen'en Shuu (Panty Flash Slam Kick)
Sen'en Shuu (Panty Flash Close-up Kick)
Supiningu Bādo Kikku (Panty Flash Crowd Pleaser Kick)
Hazanshu (Panty Flash Pop-up Kick)
Houyoku Sen (Panty Flash Front and Rear Kick Combo)
Senretsukyaku (Panty Flash Zoom Focus Kick)
Tensei Ranka (Panty Flash Chilli Fries Aftermath Kick)

Somehow I doubt those are the official translations for those move titles.

Loved that you included erect nipples on that customised sprite though @Genni. It's that kind of attention to detail that I've come to expect from you.

Beatrice 'Bumblebee' McLeod
Energy: 4/10
25 / 3(14) / 12(18)


"I don't recognise these specific machines, but the technology's familiar," Bumblebee reported in response to Brick question about who they were fighting. "The guy keeps changing his name though. The first time I met him he was going by Tick-Tock, and after that he was Warsmith, Doctor Steam and the Clockwork King. I've no idea what he might be calling himself this time, but it's sure to be just as lame."

Watching the water flooding the street, flowing steadily down into the Underground station below the road to keep at a constant low level which wouldn't imped movement for the team too much while at the same time keeping the droids wet enough to take extra damage from her attacks, Bumblebee as just lining up for another electroshock burst when Brick came in over her commlink.

Quickly powering down her blasters she pulled them up rather than taking the shot. She hadn't considered whether the conductivity of the bolts would have them affect the rest of the team still standing in the same water as the robots, and suddenly the idea of her squad dancing the grim fandango due to her own miscalculation didn't seem all that smart. "Roger Quarterback, give me a moment to get upto speed and I'll swing round and pick you up. Be ready for sudden acceleration when I do though, wouldn't want to pull your arms off or anything," she quickly responded before rerouting her energy from the blasters to her engines.

Wheeling in the air Bumblebee shot off down the long straight road, using the clear space to prepare for a run-up before spinning round and taking careful ait for her flightpath. She needed to line herself up perfectly to fly over Brick's position and into one of the enemy targets while travelling at supersonic speeds. For once she wished she had something more than the abacus built into her glove to help with the planning, but in the end she decided the best thing to do would be to wing it.

Slamming her hand down on the control the aviatrix pushed everything she had into her pack's afterburners, and suddenly shot forwards, heading straight for Brick.



Gear: Energy Cell (+5 Energy on use), AEGIS Pistol (+2 Attack), Commlink (+10% Teamwork XP), Gas Mask (Disorientated immunity)

Bumblebee regenerates 3 Energy,

Bumblebee is currently Armoured! +3 Defence - Upgraded! - +4 Defence
Bumblebee is currently Armed! (AEGIS Pistol) +2 Attack - Upgraded! - +4 Attack
Bumblebee is currently Levitating! - Energy -1, +4 Defence
Bumblebee is currently Ranged! - May only use ranged attacks and abilities on opponents, may only be targeted by ranged attacks and abilities by opponents
Bumblebee is currently Inspired! (1/5) - +4 Defence, +5 Attack

Action: Afterburners! - Energy -4
"...Bumblebee, I'm not sure if another shock is a good idea with all this water, give everyone a chance to get up on the cars first. Until then, want to try using me as a wrecking ball this time?"

You really know how to lay temptation in the path of a good plan, don't you? :p

The wrecking ball idea's good, but I'm going to boost Bumblebee first so as to get the best possible effect from it. @Genni Will we still get the Quarterback bonus if the order is fulfilled on the following turn?
Traits:
  • Heavily Armoured
    The Mechtrooper... ...takes double damage from any electrical or energy-based attacks received.

Does this mean the Sting Like A Bee attack will score damage of 36 (double Bumblebee's enhanced 18)?
Why do I get the feeling we haven't seen half of what Ironside is capable of yet?

Beatrice 'Bumblebee' McLeod
Energy: 6/10
25 / 3(14) / 12(18)


As the rockstar's blazing guitar smashed into its head and Ironside's armoured form speared through its chest, leaving behind only a gaping sparkling hole behind her, the first target fell to its knees. Just to make sure the thing stayer down the rest of the party closed around, with Flare and Void blasting it with energy while Vex scanned the remains.

Before they had a chance to recover from the strange encounter three more of the towering behemoths appeared between the buildings. Quickly spinning in the air Bumblebee took careful aim with her blasters and fired an overcharged bolt of lightning into the two closest mechs, hopefully enough to fry their circuitry enough to slow them down.



Gear: Energy Cell (+5 Energy on use), AEGIS Pistol (+2 Attack), Commlink (+10% Teamwork XP), Gas Mask (Disorientated immunity)

Bumblebee regenerates 1 Energy,

Bumblebee is currently Armoured! +3 Defence - Upgraded! - +4 Defence
Bumblebee is currently Armed! (AEGIS Pistol) +2 Attack - Upgraded! - +4 Attack
Bumblebee is currently Levitating! - Energy -1, +4 Defence

Action: Sting Like A Bee on Mechtrooper 2 and Mechtrooper 3 - Energy -3
15ft? It couldn't have been 12ft so we could knock it over more easily? :p

Beatrice 'Bumblebee' McLeod
Energy: 9/10
25 / 3(14) / 12(18)


Not waiting to be told a second time Bumblebee slams her hand down on her jetpack controls, shooting up high into the air to remain as far from the mechanical monster as she can. It doesn't appear to be armed with any ranged weapons, but Bumblebee knows better than to take appearances for granted, the entire thing could be one giant rocket designed just to shoot her out of the air.



Gear: Energy Cell (+5 Energy on use), AEGIS Pistol (+2 Attack), Commlink (+10% Teamwork XP), Gas Mask (Disorientated immunity)

Bumblebee is currently Armoured! +3 Defence - Upgraded! - +4 Defence
Bumblebee is currently Armed! (AEGIS Pistol) +2 Attack - Upgraded! - +4 Attack

Action: Float Like A Butterfly - Energy -1, Bumblebee is now Levitating! - +4 Defence
@KJGriffin11 Welcome aboard! :D

So place your votes now for your new Femme Fatale

I'm backing Ironside, since we may need an army to deal with all those robots and she'll be able to provide us with one.
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