Noticing the open window... I enter the house. Quietly I look for a closet, hopefully to find a nicer set of clothes. A suit, preferably. One cannot appear on camera without the proper attire.
So I come to with shards of broken glass in my hands lying on my back in the grass? First thing I do is get up and check for bleeding. Assuming I'm not bleeding out, I'll also check out the broken window and make sure no one heard anything and is coming at me with vengeance in their eyes.