Recent Statuses

24 Dec 2016 5:51
My hands are currently full hosting a Japanese friend of mine till Christmas, so I've got no time to be online much. Well, it's a surprise visit, of course I'm totally not prepared for this, lol.
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9 Dec 2016 15:55
Just dropping this news here: Assassin's Creed 3 is free for download this weekend. After which, you own the game for free forever. Cheers.
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4 Dec 2016 12:42
Exams till 19th. If you see me online, that's just because I left the tab open and usually don't close them. Will get back to RPing and PMs only after all my papers have ended.
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25 Nov 2016 7:56
Going to local anime con tomorrow. Rather than about the event, more like an excuse to meet my good ol' buddies outside of my college circle. Don't care much about the local crap nowadays.
16 Nov 2016 14:31
♪ And so it came // Giving way to all the stress // Feel my world spin before me // Fever, sore throat burst again... ♪ --Parody to Adele's "Skyfall" with regards to my current state



"Freedom is meaningless without a boundary called rules."

|| GMT+8 | Trilingual | Asexual | Ambidextrous ||


|| 『亚洲第一』 | 『電波オタク』 ||

Just a random Asian dude living in the (near) future well past the legal drinking age but still rotting away in college at the moment. Likes learning new languages and the culture behind each of them, though he only understands enough to get by everyday conversations that don't sound like automatic machine guns. By the way, English isn't his first language, and it's through shedding lots of blood and sweat that he's able to reach here, to this current level of crap writing you're reading now.

Still want to read on? He applauds you for your stubbornness.

A proud sarcastizen who is constantly suffering from insomniac eccentricity, and a curious soul who will try to give new things a shot whenever possible, but he's ultimately still as opinionated as you are (yes, you), with his own flair of weird taste in the kind of stories or settings he enjoys working with. Rumored to be a closet sadist who enjoys sitting back and let you despicable minions to try and humor him, entertain him with all your sex jokes and colorful insults... but few have succeeded to tickle him enough not to snort at you failures and blatantly ignore your worthless existence.

Other than having five years of roleplaying experience on/off under his belt, he's also a writing hobbyist with novel-quality writing that can put majority of you native English writers to shame. Forever busy - going through the Dark Ages of horribly limited internet access, and may disappear from time to time to wage war on retarded school projects. Mostly writes at an advanced level and highly encourages collaborative writing, even for 1x1s. Also, he's one of those shameless kind who would rather do so in threads and show the whole world his writing too epic for you people to appreciate his true worth.

He's lame, he's sarcastic, and he has been severely infected with Randomness Syndrome that he should be drowned in a pool of salt for his bad jokes... Hang on, why is being an innocent cinnamon roll a crime to humanity?

|| Current Waifu ||

le Books
A Series of Unfortunate Events // Alex Rider // Artemis Fowl // Battle Royale // Harry Potter // Percy Jackson // Romance of the Three Kingdoms // Sherlock Holmes // Shiroi Kyoto // Thirty-Six Stratagems

le Animanga
20th Century Boys // AnoHana // Bleach // Break Blade // Cardcaptor Sakura // Code Geass // Detective Conan // Digimon Adventure // Neon Genesis Evangelion // Fate/Zero // Ghost in the Shell SAC // GTO // Haikyuu!! // Hitsugi no Chaika // Honobono Log // Jigoku Shoujo // Kara no Kyoukai // Kindaichi Case Files // Kobato // Kotonoha no Niwa // Laputa // Lyrical Nanoha // No Game No Life // Osomatsu-san // Paprika // ReLIFE // Shokugeki no Soma // Spirited Away // Tsubasa Reservoir Chronicle // xxxHolic

le Games
Assassin's Creed // Cytus // Deemo // Dirty Bomb // Final Fantasy // God Eater // Injustice // Kingdom Hearts // Paladins // Phantom of Inferno // Project DIVA // Wand of Fortune

le Movies
Inception // Infernal Affairs // Pirates of the Caribbean // The Dark Knight

le Music
Daft Punk // Joe Hisashi // Takeharu Ishimoto // Yuki Kajiura // Yoko Kanno // Kenji Kawai // Macross OSTs // Hiroyuki Sawano // Go Shiina // Yoko Shimomura // Nobuo Uematsu // Hikaru Utada // John Williams // Hans Zimmer

|| Team Awesome ||

@Altered Tundra
Sarcasm is love. Sarcasm is life. Sarcasm is gold. Sarcasm is... well, everything that makes us so winsome. Only left with working on an actual roleplay together to complete the ritual of brotherhood.

Mah long-lost writing sista with so much storytelling chemistry with me. Just look at how seamlessly our writing flow together.

No one can ever hope to break our 200-day collab record.

G.O.W.I. = Gundam of Warpugle Insanity.

@Mr Allen J
The gayest gay on RPG. Because he's too gay for the world, for anyone... except for his own swollen dick.

I'm so not sorry for turning your harem upside down. Orinami for best waifu.

@Shoryu Magami
An Australian who isn't drunk, contrary to stereotypical belief.

Honorable Mentions:

|| Badassery in Action ||

Baybridge: Era of the Old/New Gods | Group | @Mr Allen J | Finale Finesse
Shizuka is the literal embodiment of contradictions badassery you don't wanna mess with. Fight me and you can get a knife stuck in your brain atom by atom.

Grim Reaper's Gambit | Group | @Shoryu Magami | Active
Wreck the train. #rekt

Sekirei: Pure Sanctuary | 1x1 | @RyuHll | Active
Still waiting for the day Hikari can bitchslap my Orinami. And another chance for Nagisa to greet a new friend with a sniper gun under their chin, yes.

Unlight | 1x1 | @Dusksong | Active
First attempt at a romance-ish RP. Wish me luck - and make be sober over how I can only have fictional girlfriends.

Star Riders: Hoshizora no Riders | 1x1 | @Gowi | \( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)/
Currently having a dilemma to decide between a professional pervert and an idol whore.

|| Insomniac Eccentricity ||

Tsukune Reservoir Chronicle
The graveyard where I dump all mah character sheets (and some lore notes because why not).

Tsukune World Chronicle
Coding workshop for Interest Checks and OOCs, from sluggish actives to upcoming epics... and even dead failures.

Articles / Guides
  • The Art & Beauty of BBCoding (COMPLETED... for now.)
  • The Writing Blasphemy series
    • "Break the Cliche"? Break Whut? (Case studies in progress)
    • Personality: Avoid Stereotypes? Impossibru!
    • Backstory: Angsty Edgelords Yay or Nay?

WordPress (WIP)
Before roleplaying, I'll always be a solo writer at heart.

Now Playing

"Sarcasm is lowest form of wit, yet the highest form of intelligence."
Oscar Wilde

"Sarcasm is love. Sarcasm is life."

"If I don't get at least one sarcastic observation from you per day, I would think something was seriously wrong with you IRL."

"You are one known for some pretty fucked up stories."

"Get this shit out of my spam."

That was the first thing that spat out of Barnaby's mouth when he woke up, and then he was aware of how much his mouth stank of booze, vomit... and something more that he didn't want to know what it was.

My best post ever in Spam Board. #SenpaiNoticeMe

Please pardon my broken French for shits and giggles.
I know my bio is a gif disaster. Deal with it.

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Reinald Wong, & Leonard Christian-Walker
( collaboration with @Shoryu Magami )

Somewhere in Central Paris, France_
♫ Final Fantasy XV OST - Safe Haven

Reinald could only shrug in response to Leonard's last line - the American boy didn't even give him a chance to say anything at all in between all his ramblings - but he pulled out the pamphlet from his pocket and opened up the map inside. "Most of the tourist attraction sites are further downtown... And it seems like there's a train station within walking distance from here, so we can catch a train together and look around there." He folded the map into half, then showed it to Leonard. "Maybe here? The Luxembourg Palace. According to the guide, it has quite an impressive collection of Gothic art and architecture."

While he had initially been a little unsure of how to take Rein's shrug to the comment about staring, the following response made it clear he wanted to travel with him. In all honesty, Leonard had never heard of Luxembourg Palace in any detail beyond randomly hearing its name brought up. His own pamphlet, which he had only used to a very small extent since arriving here, was the only real source of information he had been given about it in his life. Not that he had even read the thing in any detail, since there was far too many things on his mind currently -- the reason he was here in the first place being one of the main ones. With that said, Rein's suggestion sounded interesting, particularly because Leonard had always been fascinated in art.

"Ahrite, cool..." Leonard said in agreement, "Let's go, huh?" he continued with a slight tilt of his head signalling in the direction that the map was showing the station located at. The straightforward part of him wanted to turn around and lead the way, but the part of him that had literally had people try to stab him in the back on more than one occasion made him reserved to do so.

Reinald nodded in reply to Leonard's direction, but rather than taking the lead he chose to fall in next to the American, keeping a slight distance apart but not obvious enough to make it seem as if he didn't like walking with him. He wasn't stupid to go off in front of this guy and get himself back-stabbed without warning, not when the counterpart had some sort of weapon on him. Call him paranoid, but he found it hard to relax around Leonard, not after all that creepy, intense staring contest on top of the bit of sheath poking out from under his clothes. Everything about this American just made Reinald feel difficult to get along with him beyond the current excuse of touring around Paris for a bit (and he was starting to regret calling out to this dude just now).

Leonard turned around roughly at the same time Rein was about to pass by him, making sure not to end up behind him when they started walking. It would have been hypocritical to be cautious enough not to take the lead yet then expect this stranger to move in front of him, especially given how only one of them was armed to the best of his knowledge, and he had always made an active point in his life of not expecting anything from others than he did not expect from himself; in fact, he had openly challenged people to find evidence otherwise.

As they started heading down the street, Leonard could not help but find himself contemplating about the events that were fast approaching -- a chance to correct a cruel hand that had been dealt in his little world. He was still largely unsure about whether or not he wanted to take the escort or just make his own way to the estate, but if he decided on the latter then he would need to part ways with Rein a lot sooner to ensure no problems came up.

The crowd thickened as they were approaching closer to the train station marked with a 'RER' signage (which stood for Réseau Express Régional), and Reinald's worry began to shift from the weapon and possible hidden violence in Leonard to the tendency of encountering a pickpocket this time. Even if the Chinese man didn't think he had brought much cash on him, getting anything stolen from the professional thieves who thrived on the stupidity and carelessness of foreigners was still a sour experience for any tourists, especially in the beautiful sight of this imperfect city.

Thankfully, the station had ticket vending machines that came with an English menu, which solved the language barrier issue for Reinald. He turned to Leonard and explained, "The closest station to the Palace is Luxembourg, which is along this RER route." His finger traced the blue line on the map in his pamphlet. "It's between St-Michel--Notre-Dame, and Port-Royal. We can purchase the tickets from the machines since they have English installed in them."

"...Sounds like a plan," Leonard replied after he swallowed another bite of the sandwich he had been periodically munching on, finally finished with it. At this point, he was becoming more conscious of the fact that time was passing and figured it would be a good idea if he got his mobile phone out during the train trip so he would make sure not to lose track of how long he had left. He did have a knack for getting lost in his own world, especially when something started making him daydream - which was easily possible in a romantically beautiful city like this - or was provoking his attention to detail into full gear.

The thought had been going through his mind the whole time that he needed to be on guard for an attack, especially since he was not unfamiliar with the possibility of people trying to get revenge on him by calling for more of their buddies, but he also figured he probably scared those idiots enough to make them not want to mess with him again. Regardless of how many of them they had, unless they could get their hand on a firearm he would be fine, and he was a more difficult target now that Rein's presence meant he was no longer alone -- regardless of whether his Asian companion could protect himself or not. Once they were on the train, it would be significantly more difficult for them to be found anyway.

"Let's do this," Leonard said after only a moment of thinking after his initial reply.

Reinald only responded with a curt nod and turned around, leaving his new companion's side to get his own ticket. Self-services like purchasing the ticket from the vending machines was child's play for the tech-savvy young man - he had no trouble going through the menu options to get what he wanted. A few seconds and a couple of taps later, he stepped away from the machine with the ticket in hand, then walked over to the gantry to wait for Leonard. He took out his own mobile and glanced at the time; there wasn't a need for him to make haste. He began to play a RPG app on his phone as he waited.

Leonard walked over to get a ticket at the same time as Rein, placing out his hand. As he was navigating the menu, his mind was honestly still multitasking -- focused mostly on the events that would transpire later in the day. Was it really possible for his wish to be granted? Leonard was not really the type of person who believed that you had to physically see something to prove that it existed, especially since there were so many mysterious in the world outside of the scope of empirical understanding, and he believed a wise person always kept in mind that anything might be possible in this world -- the height of arrogant delusion was to assume otherwise with absolute certainty. He was not that savvy about science, but he knew from his father that the more people learned the more questions they uncovered instead of answers. Nevertheless, each time he tried to fathom how a single man could actually be able to grant his true desire it just ended up bringing so many other thoughts to the surface of his inquisitive mind -- who the hell was this 'Methuselah of Paris'? Either way, he knew he would find out soon enough.

How much was on his mind meant that Leonard had indeed finished getting his ticket later than Rein, but once he had acquired it he wasted no time walking over to the gantry and signalling that he was ready with a nod. At this point, his mind was too occupied to engage in much conversation.

Reinald didn't seem to be in any mood to talk, either. Though the Chinese tourist could spare enough attention to register and acknowledge Leonard's presence, he was more interested in his own world - or rather, his game - than making much effort to try socializing with his new 'friend'. If his family or relatives were here, they would probably waste no time to nag and reprimand him (to them, his current attitude was considered rude by Asian standard, especially before those fussy elders), but to the introverted young man, he valued his personal space above all else. Once he passed through the gantry, Reinald brisked towards the platform area, all the while still keeping Leonard within his field of vision. A quick glance at the signboards to confirm the correct side of the train they should take, he gave the blond a wave to signal him over.

It was already way past peak hour period, but luckily for the pair they didn't need to wait long as their train pulled into the station a minute later. As Reinald boarded the train, he put on his headphone, filling the awkward silence between the two men with a calming soundtrack piece from the iPod in his jeans pocket. His left hand continued tapping away on his smartphone while the other tucked into his hoodie pocket, fingers wrapped around his wallet and the letter as a subtle precaution against pickpockets.

...And now, they were finally en route to Luxembourg Palace.
This is a bitch to my current life.


Sleep ain't gay. Only scrubs'd think that sleep is unimportant.

And of course, TOO MUCH BLOODY WORK.
I'll definitely miss this RP for a while. The gayest RP I've ever been in, and I had a hell lot of fun.

Technically I'm pretty much playing mobile games nowadays because it's more convenient and accessible to me, especially with my shitty RL schedule... but I won't mention them here because most of them are not playable outside of Japan/Asia.

So, I'll stick to consoles (and PCs, but I don't really play PC games much, w/e).

Now Playing: World of Final Fantasy (a.k.a. FFVII turn-based tactics meets FFX sphere-grid leveling meets Pokemon meets KH character designs because Nomura is as generic as ever).
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