• Old Guild Username: DestinyKakeru
  • Joined: 30 Jan 2014 13:30
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Recent Statuses

25 Feb 2017 17:05
Current My exams are over and here comes my long-awaited vacation, but please give me some time to settle down before I get to work on clearing RP backlogs. Gonna prioritize 1x1 more this time.
25 Feb 2017 16:52
Added coding for tables into my BBcoding guide, go check it out. The table feature is very limited tho', so my good ol' advice still stays: just use image editors if you want fancy shits, period.
10 Feb 2017 7:42
Status update 'bout moi: on/off the site and all RPs till end Feb. 'Cause Feb ain't fab at all with exams 'round the corner. Poke me in Discord if you need me to rub salt into your ass. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
1 Feb 2017 5:24
"When life gives you lemons, make lemonade." --Gilgamesh, Mobius Final Fantasy
20 Jan 2017 15:02
Currently jamming at Global Game Jam 2017. An international event where GameDevs around the world come together to make future indie games in 48 sleepless hours.



"Freedom is meaningless without a boundary called rules."

|| GMT+8 | Trilingual | Asexual | Ambidextrous ||


|| 『亚洲第一』 | 『電波オタク』 ||

Just a random Asian dude living in the (near) future well past the legal drinking age but still rotting away in college at the moment. Likes learning new languages and the culture behind each of them, though he only understands enough to get by everyday conversations that don't sound like automatic machine guns. By the way, English isn't his first language, and it's through shedding lots of blood and sweat that he's able to reach here, to this current level of crap writing you're reading now.

Still want to read on? He applauds you for your stubbornness.

A proud sarcastizen who is constantly suffering from insomniac eccentricity, and a curious soul who will try to give new things a shot whenever possible, but he's ultimately still as opinionated as you are (yes, you), with his own flair of weird taste in the kind of stories or settings he enjoys working with. Rumored to be a closet sadist who enjoys sitting back and let you despicable minions to try and humor him, entertain him with all your sex jokes and colorful insults... but few have succeeded to tickle him enough not to snort at you failures and blatantly ignore your worthless existence.

Other than having five years of roleplaying experience on/off under his belt, he's also a writing hobbyist with novel-quality writing that can put you all native English writers to shame. Forever busy - going through the Dark Ages of horribly limited internet access, and may disappear from time to time to wage war on retarded school projects. Mostly writes at an advanced level and highly encourages collaborative writing, even for 1x1s. Also, he's one of those shameless kind who would rather do so in threads and show the whole world his writing too epic for you people to appreciate his true worth.

He's lame, he's sarcastic, and he has been severely infected with Randomness Syndrome that he should be drowned in a pool of salt for his bad jokes... Hang on, why is being an innocent cinnamon roll a crime to humanity?

|| Current Waifu ||

le Books
A Series of Unfortunate Events // Alex Rider // Art of War // Artemis Fowl // Battle Royale // Harry Potter // Percy Jackson // Romance of the Three Kingdoms // Sherlock Holmes // Shiroi Kyoto (Great White Tower) // Thirty-Six Stratagems

le Animanga
20th Century Boys // AnoHana // Bleach // Blue Exorcist // Break Blade // Cardcaptor Sakura // Code Geass // Digimon Adventure // Neon Genesis Evangelion // Fate/Zero // Gantz // Ghost in the Shell SAC // GTO // Haikyuu!! // Hitsugi no Chaika // Honobono Log // Jigoku Shoujo // Kara no Kyoukai // Kindaichi Case Files // Kobato // Kotonoha no Niwa // Laputa // Lyrical Nanoha // No Game No Life // Osomatsu-san // Paprika // ReLIFE // Shokugeki no Soma // Spirited Away // Tsubasa Reservoir Chronicle // xxxHolic

le Games
Dirty Bomb // Final Fantasy (Crisis Core, Type-0, Mobius) // God Eater Burst // Injustice // Kingdom Hearts (BBS, Unchained) // Paladins // Phantom of Inferno // Project DIVA (Extend, F) // Wand of Fortune

le Movies
Inception // Infernal Affairs // Pirates of the Caribbean // The Dark Knight

le Music
Daft Punk // Joe Hisashi // Takeharu Ishimoto // Yuki Kajiura // Yoko Kanno // Kenji Kawai // Macross OSTs // Hiroyuki Sawano // Go Shiina // Yoko Shimomura // Nobuo Uematsu // Hikaru Utada // John Williams // Hans Zimmer

|| Team Awesome ||

@Altered Tundra
Sarcasm is love. Sarcasm is life. Sarcasm is gold. Sarcasm is... well, everything that makes us so winsome. Only left with working on an actual roleplay together to complete the ritual of brotherhood.

Mah long-lost writing sista with so much storytelling chemistry with me. Just look at how seamlessly our writing flow together.

Oh look someone else has actually broken our collab record. Yay or nay?

G.O.W.I. = Gundam of Warpugle Insanity.

@Mr Allen J
The gayest gay on RPG. Because he's too gay for the world, for anyone... except for his own swollen dick.

I'm so not sorry for turning your harem upside down. Orinami for best waifu.

@Shoryu Magami
Le record breaker.

*insert collage of glomping gifs here*

Honorable Mentions:

|| Badassery in Action ||

Grim Reaper's Gambit | Group | @Shoryu Magami | Active
Rein's a reverse trap. #SpoilerRevealed

Sekirei: Pure Sanctuary | 1x1 | @RyuHll | Active
Still waiting for the day Hikari can bitchslap my Orinami. And another chance for Nagisa to greet a new friend with a sniper gun under their chin, yes.

Unlight | 1x1 | @Dusksong | Active
First attempt at a romance-ish RP. Wish me luck - and make be sober over how I can only have fictional girlfriends.

Star Riders: Hoshizora no Riders | 1x1 | @Gowi | \( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)/
Currently having a dilemma to decide between a professional pervert and an idol whore.

Baybridge: Era of the Old/New Gods | Group | @Mr Allen J | Finale Finesse
Shizuka is the literal embodiment of contradictions x badassery you don't wanna mess with. Fight me and you can get a knife stuck in your brain atom by atom.

|| Insomniac Eccentricity ||

Tsukune Reservoir Chronicle
The graveyard where I dump all mah character sheets (and some lore notes because why not).

Tsukune World Chronicle
Coding workshop for Interest Checks and OOCs, from sluggish actives to upcoming epics... and even dead failures.

Articles / Guides
  • The Art & Beauty of BBCoding (COMPLETED... for now.)
  • The Writing Blasphemy series
    • "Break the Cliche"? Break Wut? (Case studies in progress)
    • Personality: Avoid Stereotypes? Impossibru!
    • Backstory: Angsty Edgelords Yay or Nay?

Tumblr (WIP)
For my Hemingyay needs. (Kudos to you if you get the pun reference.)

Now Playing

"Sarcasm is lowest form of wit, yet the highest form of intelligence."
Oscar Wilde

"Sarcasm is love. Sarcasm is life."

"If I don't get at least one sarcastic observation from you per day, I would think something was seriously wrong with you IRL."

"You are one known for some pretty fucked up stories."

Please pardon my broken French for shits and giggles.
I know my bio is a gif disaster. Deal with it.
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