Just a random Asian dude living in the (near) future well past the legal drinking age but still rotting away in college at the moment. Likes learning new languages and the culture behind each of them, though he only understands enough to get by everyday conversations that don't sound like automatic machine guns. By the way, English isn't his first language, and it's through shedding lots of blood and sweat that he's able to reach here, to this current level of crap writing you're reading now.
Still want to read on? He applauds you for your stubbornness.
A proud sarcastizen who is constantly suffering from insomniac eccentricity, and a curious soul who will try to give new things a shot whenever possible, but he's ultimately still as opinionated as you are (yes, you
), with his own flair of weird taste in the kind of stories or settings he enjoys working with. Rumored to be a closet sadist who enjoys sitting back and let you despicable minions to try and humor him, entertain him with all your sex jokes and colorful insults... but few have succeeded to tickle him enough not to snort at you failures and blatantly ignore your worthless existence.
Other than having five years of roleplaying experience on/off under his belt, he's also a writing hobbyist
with novel-quality writing that can put majority of you native English writers to shame. Forever busy - going through the Dark Ages of horribly limited internet access, and may disappear from time to time to wage war on retarded school projects. Mostly writes at an advanced level and highly encourages collaborative writing, even for 1x1s. Also, he's one of those shameless kind who would rather do so in threads and show the whole world his writing too epic for you people to appreciate his true worth.
He's lame, he's sarcastic, and he has been severely infected with Randomness Syndrome that he should be drowned in a pool of salt for his bad jokes... Hang on, why is being an innocent cinnamon roll a crime to humanity?
|| Current Waifu ||
A Series of Unfortunate Events // Alex Rider // Artemis Fowl // Battle Royale // Harry Potter // Percy Jackson // Romance of the Three Kingdoms // Sherlock Holmes // Shiroi Kyoto // Thirty-Six Stratagemsle Animanga
20th Century Boys // AnoHana // Bleach // Break Blade // Cardcaptor Sakura // Code Geass // Detective Conan // Digimon Adventure // Neon Genesis Evangelion // Fate/Zero // Ghost in the Shell SAC // GTO // Haikyuu!! // Hitsugi no Chaika // Honobono Log // Jigoku Shoujo // Kara no Kyoukai // Kindaichi Case Files // Kobato // Kotonoha no Niwa // Laputa // Lyrical Nanoha // No Game No Life // Osomatsu-san // Paprika // ReLIFE // Shokugeki no Soma // Spirited Away // Tsubasa Reservoir Chronicle // xxxHolicle Games
Assassin's Creed // Cytus // Deemo // Dirty Bomb // Final Fantasy // God Eater // Injustice // Kingdom Hearts // Paladins // Phantom of Inferno // Project DIVA // Wand of Fortunele Movies
Inception // Infernal Affairs // Pirates of the Caribbean // The Dark Knightle Music
Daft Punk // Joe Hisashi // Takeharu Ishimoto // Yuki Kajiura // Yoko Kanno // Kenji Kawai // Macross OSTs // Hiroyuki Sawano // Go Shiina // Yoko Shimomura // Nobuo Uematsu // Hikaru Utada // John Williams // Hans Zimmer
|| Team Awesome ||
Sarcasm is love. Sarcasm is life. Sarcasm is gold. Sarcasm is... well, everything that makes us so winsome. Only left with working on an actual roleplay together to complete the ritual of brotherhood.@Estylwen
Mah long-lost writing sista with so much storytelling chemistry with me. Just look at how seamlessly our writing flow together.@FernStone
No one can ever hope to break our 200-day collab record.@Gowi
G.O.W.I. = Gundam of Warpugle Insanity.@Mr Allen J
The gayest gay on RPG. Because he's too gay for the world, for anyone... except for his own swollen dick.@RyuHll
I'm so not sorry for turning your harem upside down. Orinami for best waifu.@Shoryu Magami
An Australian who isn't drunk, contrary to stereotypical belief.Honorable Mentions:
Baybridge: Era of the Old/New Gods | Group | @Mr Allen J | Finale Finesse
|| Badassery in Action ||
Shizuka is the literal embodiment of contradictions badassery you don't wanna mess with. Fight me and you can get a knife stuck in your brain atom by atom.Grim Reaper's Gambit | Group | @Shoryu Magami | Active
Wreck the train. #rektSekirei: Pure Sanctuary | 1x1 | @RyuHll | Active
Still waiting for the day Hikari can bitchslap my Orinami. And another chance for Nagisa to greet a new friend with a sniper gun under their chin, yes.Unlight | 1x1 | @Dusksong | Active
First attempt at a romance-ish RP. Wish me luck - and make be sober over how I can only have fictional girlfriends.Star Riders: Hoshizora no Riders | 1x1 | @Gowi | \( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)/
Currently having a dilemma to decide between a professional pervert and an idol whore.
Tsukune Reservoir Chronicle
|| Insomniac Eccentricity ||
The graveyard where I dump all mah character sheets (and some lore notes because why not).Tsukune World Chronicle
Coding workshop for Interest Checks and OOCs, from sluggish actives to upcoming epics... and even dead failures.Articles / Guides
- The Art & Beauty of BBCoding (COMPLETED... for now.)
- The Writing Blasphemy series
- "Break the Cliche"? Break Whut? (Case studies in progress)
- Personality: Avoid Stereotypes? Impossibru!
- Backstory: Angsty Edgelords Yay or Nay?
Before roleplaying, I'll always be a solo writer at heart.Now Playing
"Sarcasm is lowest form of wit, yet the highest form of intelligence."
"Sarcasm is love. Sarcasm is life."
"If I don't get at least one sarcastic observation from you per day, I would think something was seriously wrong with you IRL."
"You are one known for some pretty fucked up stories."
"Get this shit out of my spam."
That was the first thing that spat out of Barnaby's mouth when he woke up, and then he was aware of how much his mouth stank of booze, vomit... and something more that he didn't want to know what it was.
My best post ever in Spam Board. #SenpaiNoticeMe
Please pardon my broken French for shits and giggles.
I know my bio is a gif disaster. Deal with it.