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The 9 tailed fox is also stated to have infinite chakra at one point if I recall.
The statment doesn't mean much because infinite is clearly not a thing in naruto.
Especially if all that is required is a moon sized seal.

As for Sora?
youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detai..
Does this look like a normal human?
<Snipped quote by UnlosingRanger>

Jihaxus's bots detected an organic signature

"Organic? He doesn't seem to be with those misfits open fire."


On Mars in an alternate reality, being shot at during a storm

youtube.com/watch?v=gOH54w1SJl0


The red winds of Mars start blowing into Prinny's face, building up on the horizon.




Noticeably panic erupts suddenly form the small penguin.
"... AHAHAhAHAHAAA! Dood, why?!"
Followed by some gunfire narrowly misses him due to the panic.
The Prinny quickly runs right back into the Basketball mech,Spalding prototype Alpha mark zero point four five six seven two. Which he was barely two steps away from. The door closing behind him for protection against the firing and storm
"I Hate this dood! I never asked for this dood, no one deserves this dood!"
The storm combined with the firing starts moving the ball before the prinny can secure himself into the seat causing him to hit the "go lever" by accident,the ball starts rapidly moving directly into the eye of the storm that goes on for miles full speed.

Prinny starts ricocheting everywhere on the inside of it.
"This!(ow)"
Prinny accidentally hits a button that sends out a distress signal
"Really! (ouch)"
"Hurts dood! (thunk)"
Prinny manages to get stuck in a ladder gap meant for climbing for humans.
"*foams at mouth*"
That's my introduction :maybe


"You're kidding me. How is going into a ball going to get me home dood?"
A short man with white hair seems to be fiddling with a device surrounding the ball like mech

"This ez a prototype I've been building.You have to tezt it. The first test shot will beeee Marz. it'z the perfect distance for testing the dimensional crozzing. No doubt I'll be in that dimenzion ass well."
"Mars? What are you talking about dood?" A sweat mark goes down the penguins face
"You wouldn't underztand, dis machine that's holzding the mech involves warping time and zpace, so I need to make zure zthis works! Now GO!"
The stump man shoves the poor penguin into the ball mech
Testing parameters... Good.
Testing structure... Good.
Testing power... Warning there not enough power for safe operation. Do you wish to proceed anyway?

"Dood? Not enough power?"
"Nothingz, proceed with tranzdimensional warp proceezure."
The machine replies back
... Administrative bypass confirmed, Dr. Wily. Proceeding...
All systems are nominal proceeding with warp.

"HAHHAUHAUHAUHAUAHAUE!"
All of Sweden starts to shake from the force of the machine activating, sure to confuse anyone on the surface above. Tidal waves start crashing into the shores of other nations violently from the force. Sirens start going off in the underground labs of the madman.
Warning insufficient power, space destabilizing. Singularity developing.
"Oh god, I'm going to die! ...again dood!
"Ztud up you stupid bucket of boltz I built you, I know you can do it."The madman kicks the machineERROREͩ̾̀҉͙͔͎̖ͅR̵̪̩̲ͮͣ͌̂͂͡R̢̗̱̞̰̗̼͇̉ͧ̒̋͗͛̓ͩÖ̶́͌ͫ͛͌ ̫̥̬̠̫R̠̝̼̮͎͍̩̥̠͑̑̎͜͜R͚̤̪̟̖̫̪̫͍̊̏ͣ̈̔͗͐O̸̯̝̓ͥ̊͊͌̊́̅͢ ̯R̘̬̝̲̅̓ͯ͐ͪ̽R̲̯̻͇̬͚̯͉͎̽̾̊̇̀͝Ê̘̥̪̠͎ͧͯ͝ ͯ̋̚҉̤͙̦E̗͍̱̅͞R̈́ͣ̉ͭ̕҉͙͇O̧̪̘͕̭̓ͬ̔͗͠͝Ë̵̴̗̝͉̹́̀̅̑̃ͥ̂̏ͩ O̫̗̘ͧ̒̀ͬ́̇͋͢Rͩͩ̋͏̷̤͇̭̘̱̭̩E̵͓̲̻̝ͫ̈́Ȓ̴͕̥ͪͦ͊͋ͫ̿̓͞Eͫ̂̽ ̛̫̝̖̘̪̜̲̞ͧ̊̈̒͌Ȓ̖̞̗̦̗̔ͪ̒ͯR̠͔͈̈ͦ̀̆͛̽͝R͉̣̳͒̏̇E̵̳̔̑͂͢ ̣̺̞R̛͓̰̲̣̦͛̈́͞Ò̐͐ͫ̐̽͆́̚͏͏̯̯̲̥̻Ȅ͎̝̤͈͖̞̤̖̆O̾̒̍ͩ́ͩ́͆ ̯̥̪̼͘͝R̵̖̮̥̰̱̫͓̬ͥ̐ͯ͆̏̅̍ͪ̏O̢̖͎͇͓͖͇͓͊̊Ȩ͔̭̘̮̬̈̊̅̃Ȑ͋ ̴̩͖̪̳̮ͩ̄ͨ̒ͬ̾O̧̞̹̐ͦ̐̒̉͋Ẹ̶̼ͦ͋̓̃͛ͫ̏̕O̢̼̰̯͓̗̫̽ͪ͐̃ͥͪ͜E ̘̹̪̼ͧ̑͋̉ͬͣͩḘ̞̜̟͐̋͂̔̈̽͠Ẹ̙̲̼̗͈̝̤̿̉͟͠Oͫ̂͛ͬ͑҉̡̤͙̤͙̣̜ ̞Ó͔͖͍̩̓̍ͮ̊͟͠R̿ͭ̎̑ͫ҉̧̥̲͉͇̗O̘̩ͧ̀͂̊͆ͧȨͫ̃ͭ̈̈̀͜ͅOͩ̾̉͋ ̶̵̢̫͉̮̼̳͕̈̿R̽̍̽ͦͦ͏̱̲̟̠͔E̹͐͒ͯ̓̒̐̂̚O͌̈̽ͦͭ̈͌̚͢͏̖͇͕͉̫͞ R̳͍̫̘̭̫̂̍̍̊ͫ̿͌ͦ̄͟͠O͍͎ͤ̾́̇͂͒̓̏̀͝Ẹ̶͓̙̈́͢O̱̲ͩ͌ͣ̆ͫ̿̂̎̋ ͈̘͉̟͚͚R̸̩̘̯̭͖̭͔ͬ̓͊̔̀Ŏ͔̲̟͎̳͌ͫ͑̚ͅE̸̬͔ͨO̰̖̲̲ͯ̐̾ͪͬ̅̐̃ ̼͙͖̮Ǫ̆̐̈͏̟̻̩̗̳̼͟R̸͈͔̭̭͈̮̼̿̔͋̏́ͣͥ̇͞ͅE̴͙̯̹̘̐̓̏ͯ̂̒Oͥ ̧̦͚̙̪̍ͥ͐͌͐̍Ŗ̴̻̯͚̪̹̣̓̂ͣ̄ͩ͛̍̍ͅḚ̼̭̠̰̗͆͒͊͛̍́O̐̒̊̉̇ͣ̓ ̤͓̰̬͉̦̖̔ͅR͇̭̬͎̹̮̼͚͓̀͠͞O̶͚̺̣͉͋͐̾̓̕Ể̸̘͙̈́ͧÖ̜ͧͧ̏̆̾ͯ ̩͉̱̹͈R̵̦̳̞̭̪̓̑͒͌̾̽ͨ̀́O̬͕̹̮̰ͨ̄Ḛ͙̹̲̟̲̃ͧͧ͡Ȓ̢҉̧̰̯̮̯͉ ̩̞Ơ̴͙̬͎͇̪͕̠̱͋ͯE̴̥͎̘̜ͪ̍̐ͥ̌̐͟O̶͈̭͉̝̗ͥ́́͞R̵̹̰ͫ̽̋̇ͥ̕͞ Ǫ̯̬͕̺̻̩͗̀̕Ę̗̰̘̈́̓̋̄ͭͬ͐E̲͓͕̮̟̰̰̤̍͌͘͢͞E̜͌ͭͪ̏͟E̓̓͊̄́ ̵͖̬̦̬͖̥̭̯̞ͩȨ̡̳̝̬̮̞̅̄̉͊ͫͩ͟E̳̯̎͂̎͒̚E̪̯̬̭̿ͥͩ͊ͯE̯͓͐ͦR ̢͙͈͔̬̦̻̩̘ͬ́Ṟ̨̛̺͍̅̂̒ͬ̄ͯ͑ͬ̐ͅÖ̡̘̱̪͙͖̭͚̲̱ͦ̂͂̔͋͆͐͜R̅͊ ͩ͆҉̱̝͉̭̯͙̬͙̪Ę̖͕͈͉͚̫͙̽͌͛͋̀̎̐ͨ͠R̴̩͕̋̔̈́͊̆ͦR̻̯̰̜̺̖̄͜͜ ̥̦O̜̤̦ͮ͂̊͟R̫̭͐ͯͣ̒̕E̶͖̖̥͈̔̔͆ͅȐ̹̜̠̰̤̜͊̒͋̋͛̈͒͐R̷͇̉ͤ͗ ̺̜̲Ǫ͉͇͎͉̩͚̖ͤ̆͛̑̈́̌̋͞R̝̥̭̥̼ͩͤ̂̀͢͞ͅE̜͍̺͇͍ͯ̐͂͌̓ͬ̀͘R͌̄ ̡͇̤͚̠̍̉ͨͪ̚͢R̵͚̣̤̱̞̘͒̍̋̄̚̚͡Ö̵̡̦̼̪̯̲̤̦̯̥́ͬͣ͋̐̀Ř͐ͬ͑̄ ̢̳͈̹̬̦͟Eͩ̾̀҉͙͔͎̖ͅR̵̪̩̲ͮͣ͌̂͂͡R̢̗̱̞̰̗̼͇̉ͧ̒̋͗͛̓ͩÖ́͌ͫ͛ ̶̫̥̬̠̫͌R̠̝̼̮͎͍̩̥̠͑̑̎͜͜R͚̤̪̟̖̫̪̫͍̊̏ͣ̈̔͗͐O̸̓ͥ̊͊͌̊́̅͢ ̯̝̯R̘̬̝̲̅̓ͯ͐ͪ̽R̲̯̻͇̬͚̯͉͎̽̾̊̇̀͝Ê̘̥̪̠͎ͧͯ͝ ͯ̋̚҉̤͙̦E̗͍̱̅͞R̈́ͣ̉ͭ̕҉͙͇O̧̪̘͕̭̓ͬ̔͗͠͝Ë̵̴̗̝͉̹́̀̅̑̃ͥ̂̏ͩ O̫̗̘ͧ̒̀ͬ́̇͋͢Rͩͩ̋͏̷̤͇̭̘̱̭̩E̵͓̲̻̝ͫ̈́Ȓ̴͕̥ͪͦ͊͋ͫ̿̓͞Eͫ̂̽ ̛̫̝̖̘̪̜̲̞ͧ̊̈̒͌Ȓ̖̞̗̦̗̔ͪ̒ͯR̠͔͈̈ͦ̀̆͛̽͝R͉̣̳͒̏̇E̵̳̔̑͂͢ ̣̺̞R̛͓̰̲̣̦͛̈́͞Ò̐͐ͫ̐̽͆́̚͏͏̯̯̲̥̻Ȅ͎̝̤͈͖̞̤̖̆O̾̒̍ͩ́ͩ́͆ ̯̥̪̼͘͝R̵̖̮̥̰̱̫͓̬ͥ̐ͯ͆̏̅̍ͪ̏O̢̖͎͇͓͖͇͓͊̊Ȩ͔̭̘̮̬̈̊̅̃Ȑ͋ ̴̩͖̪̳̮ͩ̄ͨ̒ͬ̾O̧̞̹̐ͦ̐̒̉͋Ẹ̶̼ͦ͋̓̃͛ͫ̏̕O̢̼̰̯͓̗̫̽ͪ͐̃ͥͪ͜E ̘̹̪̼ͧ̑͋̉ͬͣͩḘ̞̜̟͐̋͂̔̈̽͠Ẹ̙̲̼̗͈̝̤̿̉͟͠Oͫ̂͛ͬ͑҉̡̤͙̤͙̣̜ ̞Ó͔͖͍̩̓̍ͮ̊͟͠R̿ͭ̎̑ͫ҉̧̥̲͉͇̗O̘̩ͧ̀͂̊͆ͧȨͫ̃ͭ̈̈̀͜ͅOͩ̾̉͋ ̶̵̢̫͉̮̼̳͕̈̿R̽̍̽ͦͦ͏̱̲̟̠͔E̹͐͒ͯ̓̒̐̂̚O͌̈̽ͦͭ̈͌̚͢͏̖͇͕͉̫͞ R̳͍̫̘̭̫̂̍̍̊ͫ̿͌ͦ̄͟͠O͍͎ͤ̾́̇͂͒̓̏̀͝Ẹ̶͓̙̈́͢O̱̲ͩ͌ͣ̆ͫ̿̂̎̋ ͈̘͉̟͚͚R̸̩̘̯̭͖̭͔ͬ̓͊̔̀Ŏ͔̲̟͎̳͌ͫ͑̚ͅE̸̬͔ͨO̰̖̲̲ͯ̐̾ͪͬ̅̐̃ ̼͙͖̮Ǫ̆̐̈͏̟̻̩̗̳̼͟R̸͈͔̭̭͈̮̼̿̔͋̏́ͣͥ̇͞ͅE̴͙̯̹̘̐̓̏ͯ̂̒Oͥ ̧̦͚̙̪̍ͥ͐͌͐̍Ŗ̴̻̯͚̪̹̣̓̂ͣ̄ͩ͛̍̍ͅḚ̼̭̠̰̗͆͒͊͛̍́O̐̒̊̉̇ͣ̓ ̤͓̰̬͉̦̖̔ͅR͇̭̬͎̹̮̼͚͓̀͠͞O̶͚̺̣͉͋͐̾̓̕Ể̸̘͙̈́ͧÖ̜ͧͧ̏̆̾ͯ ̩͉̱̹͈R̵̦̳̞̭̪̓̑͒͌̾̽ͨ̀́O̬͕̹̮̰ͨ̄Ḛ͙̹̲̟̲̃ͧͧ͡Ȓ̢҉̧̰̯̮̯͉ ̩̞Ơ̴͙̬͎͇̪͕̠̱͋ͯE̴̥͎̘̜ͪ̍̐ͥ̌̐͟O̶͈̭͉̝̗ͥ́́͞R̵̹̰ͫ̽̋̇ͥ̕͞ Ǫ̯̬͕̺̻̩͗̀̕Ę̗̰̘̈́̓̋̄ͭͬ͐E̲͓͕̮̟̰̰̤̍͌͘͢͞E̜͌ͭͪ̏͟E̓̓͊̄́ ̵͖̬̦̬͖̥̭̯̞ͩȨ̡̳̝̬̮̞̅̄̉͊ͫͩ͟E̳̯̎͂̎͒̚E̪̯̬̭̿ͥͩ͊ͯE̯͓͐ͦR ̢͙͈͔̬̦̻̩̘ͬ́Ṟ̨̛̺͍̅̂̒ͬ̄ͯ͑ͬ̐ͅÖ̡̘̱̪͙͖̭͚̲̱ͦ̂͂̔͋͆͐͜R̅͊ ͩ͆҉̱̝͉̭̯͙̬͙̪Ę̖͕͈͉͚̫͙̽͌͛͋̀̎̐ͨ͠R̴̩͕̋̔̈́͊̆ͦR̻̯̰̜̺̖̄͜͜ ̥̦O̜̤̦ͮ͂̊͟R̫̭͐ͯͣ̒̕E̶͖̖̥͈̔̔͆ͅȐ̹̜̠̰̤̜͊̒͋̋͛̈͒͐R̷͇̉ͤ͗ ̺̜̲Ǫ͉͇͎͉̩͚̖ͤ̆͛̑̈́̌̋͞R̝̥̭̥̼ͩͤ̂̀͢͞ͅE̜͍̺͇͍ͯ̐͂͌̓ͬ̀͘R͌̄ ̡͇̤͚̠̍̉ͨͪ̚͢R̵͚̣̤̱̞̘͒̍̋̄̚̚͡Ö̵̡̦̼̪̯̲̤̦̯̥́ͬͣ͋̐̀Ř͐ͬ͑̄ ̢̳͈̹̬̦͟Eͩ̾̀҉͙͔͎̖ͅR̵̪̩̲ͮͣ͌̂͂͡R̢̗̱̞̰̗̼͇̉ͧ̒̋͗͛̓ͩÖ́͌ͫ͛ ̶̫̥̬̠̫͌R̠̝̼̮͎͍̩̥̠͑̑̎͜͜R͚̤̪̟̖̫̪̫͍̊̏ͣ̈̔͗͐O̸̓ͥ̊͊͌̊́̅͢ ̯̝̯R̘̬̝̲̅̓ͯ͐ͪ̽R̲̯̻͇̬͚̯͉͎̽̾̊̇̀͝Ê̘̥̪̠͎ͧͯ͝ ͯ̋̚҉̤͙̦E̗͍̱̅͞R̈́ͣ̉ͭ̕҉͙͇O̧̪̘͕̭̓ͬ̔͗͠͝Ë̵̴̗̝͉̹́̀̅̑̃ͥ̂̏ͩ O̫̗̘ͧ̒̀ͬ́̇͋͢Rͩͩ̋͏̷̤͇̭̘̱̭̩E̵͓̲̻̝ͫ̈́Ȓ̴͕̥ͪͦ͊͋ͫ̿̓͞Eͫ̂̽ ̛̫̝̖̘̪̜̲̞ͧ̊̈̒͌Ȓ̖̞̗̦̗̔ͪ̒ͯR̠͔͈̈ͦ̀̆͛̽͝R͉̣̳͒̏̇E̵̳̔̑͂͢ ̣̺̞R̛͓̰̲̣̦͛̈́͞Ò̐͐ͫ̐̽͆́̚͏͏̯̯̲̥̻Ȅ͎̝̤͈͖̞̤̖̆O̾̒̍ͩ́ͩ́͆ ̯̥̪̼͘͝R̵̖̮̥̰̱̫͓̬ͥ̐ͯ͆̏̅̍ͪ̏O̢̖͎͇͓͖͇͓͊̊Ȩ͔̭̘̮̬̈̊̅̃Ȑ͋ ̴̩͖̪̳̮ͩ̄ͨ̒ͬ̾O̧̞̹̐ͦ̐̒̉͋Ẹ̶̼ͦ͋̓̃͛ͫ̏̕O̢̼̰̯͓̗̫̽ͪ͐̃ͥͪ͜E ̘̹̪̼ͧ̑͋̉ͬͣͩḘ̞̜̟͐̋͂̔̈̽͠Ẹ̙̲̼̗͈̝̤̿̉͟͠Oͫ̂͛ͬ͑҉̡̤͙̤͙̣̜ ̞Ó͔͖͍̩̓̍ͮ̊͟͠R̿ͭ̎̑ͫ҉̧̥̲͉͇̗O̘̩ͧ̀͂̊͆ͧȨͫ̃ͭ̈̈̀͜ͅOͩ̾̉͋ ̶̵̢̫͉̮̼̳͕̈̿R̽̍̽ͦͦ͏̱̲̟̠͔E̹͐͒ͯ̓̒̐̂̚O͌̈̽ͦͭ̈͌̚͢͏̖͇͕͉̫͞ R̳͍̫̘̭̫̂̍̍̊ͫ̿͌ͦ̄͟͠O͍͎ͤ̾́̇͂͒̓̏̀͝Ẹ̶͓̙̈́͢O̱̲ͩ͌ͣ̆ͫ̿̂̎̋ ͈̘͉̟͚͚R̸̩̘̯̭͖̭͔ͬ̓͊̔̀Ŏ͔̲̟͎̳͌ͫ͑̚ͅE̸̬͔ͨO̰̖̲̲ͯ̐̾ͪͬ̅̐̃ ̼͙͖̮Ǫ̆̐̈͏̟̻̩̗̳̼͟R̸͈͔̭̭͈̮̼̿̔͋̏́ͣͥ̇͞ͅE̴͙̯̹̘̐̓̏ͯ̂̒Oͥ ̧̦͚̙̪̍ͥ͐͌͐̍Ŗ̴̻̯͚̪̹̣̓̂ͣ̄ͩ͛̍̍ͅḚ̼̭̠̰̗͆͒͊͛̍́O̐̒̊̉̇ͣ̓ ̤͓̰̬͉̦̖̔ͅR͇̭̬͎̹̮̼͚͓̀͠͞O̶͚̺̣͉͋͐̾̓̕Ể̸̘͙̈́ͧÖ̜ͧͧ̏̆̾ͯ ̩͉̱̹͈R̵̦̳̞̭̪̓̑͒͌̾̽ͨ̀́O̬͕̹̮̰ͨ̄Ḛ͙̹̲̟̲̃ͧͧ͡Ȓ̢҉̧̰̯̮̯͉ ̩̞Ơ̴͙̬͎͇̪͕̠̱͋ͯE̴̥͎̘̜ͪ̍̐ͥ̌̐͟O̶͈̭͉̝̗ͥ́́͞R̵̹̰ͫ̽̋̇ͥ̕͞ Ǫ̯̬͕̺̻̩͗̀̕Ę̗̰̘̈́̓̋̄ͭͬ͐E̲͓͕̮̟̰̰̤̍͌͘͢͞E̜͌ͭͪ̏͟E̓̓͊̄́ ̵͖̬̦̬͖̥̭̯̞ͩȨ̡̳̝̬̮̞̅̄̉͊ͫͩ͟E̳̯̎͂̎͒̚E̪̯̬̭̿ͥͩ͊ͯE̯͓͐ͦR ̢͙͈͔̬̦̻̩̘ͬ́Ṟ̨̛̺͍̅̂̒ͬ̄ͯ͑ͬ̐ͅÖ̡̘̱̪͙͖̭͚̲̱ͦ̂͂̔͋͆͐͜R̅͊ ͩ͆҉̱̝͉̭̯͙̬͙̪Ę̖͕͈͉͚̫͙̽͌͛͋̀̎̐ͨ͠R̴̩͕̋̔̈́͊̆ͦR̻̯̰̜̺̖̄͜͜ ̥̦O̜̤̦ͮ͂̊͟R̫̭͐ͯͣ̒̕E̶͖̖̥͈̔̔͆ͅȐ̹̜̠̰̤̜͊̒͋̋͛̈͒͐R̷͇̉ͤ͗ ̺̜̲Ǫ͉͇͎͉̩͚̖ͤ̆͛̑̈́̌̋͞R̝̥̭̥̼ͩͤ̂̀͢͞ͅE̜͍̺͇͍ͯ̐͂͌̓ͬ̀͘R͌̄ ̡͇̤͚̠̍̉ͨͪ̚͢R̵͚̣̤̱̞̘͒̍̋̄̚̚͡Ö̵̡̦̼̪̯̲̤̦̯̥́ͬͣ͋̐̀Ř͐ͬ͑̄ ̢̳͈̹̬̦͟Eͩ̾̀҉͙͔͎̖ͅR̵̪̩̲ͮͣ͌̂͂͡R̢̗̱̞̰̗̼͇̉ͧ̒̋͗͛̓ͩÖ́͌ͫ͛ ̶̫̥̬̠̫͌R̠̝̼̮͎͍̩̥̠͑̑̎͜͜R͚̤̪̟̖̫̪̫͍̊̏ͣ̈̔͗͐O̸̓ͥ̊͊͌̊́̅͢ ̯̝̯R̘̬̝̲̅̓ͯ͐ͪ̽R̲̯̻͇̬͚̯͉͎̽̾̊̇̀͝Ê̘̥̪̠͎ͧͯ͝ ͯ̋̚҉̤͙̦E̗͍̱̅͞R̈́ͣ̉ͭ̕҉͙͇O̧̪̘͕̭̓ͬ̔͗͠͝Ë̵̴̗̝͉̹́̀̅̑̃ͥ̂̏ͩ O̫̗̘ͧ̒̀ͬ́̇͋͢Rͩͩ̋͏̷̤͇̭̘̱̭̩E̵͓̲̻̝ͫ̈́Ȓ̴͕̥ͪͦ͊͋ͫ̿̓͞Eͫ̂̽ ̛̫̝̖̘̪̜̲̞ͧ̊̈̒͌Ȓ̖̞̗̦̗̔ͪ̒ͯR̠͔͈̈ͦ̀̆͛̽͝R͉̣̳͒̏̇E̵̳̔̑͂͢ ̣̺̞R̛͓̰̲̣̦͛̈́͞Ò̐͐ͫ̐̽͆́̚͏͏̯̯̲̥̻Ȅ͎̝̤͈͖̞̤̖̆O̾̒̍ͩ́ͩ́͆ ̯̥̪̼͘͝R̵̖̮̥̰̱̫͓̬ͥ̐ͯ͆̏̅̍ͪ̏O̢̖͎͇͓͖͇͓͊̊Ȩ͔̭̘̮̬̈̊̅̃Ȑ͋ ̴̩͖̪̳̮ͩ̄ͨ̒ͬ̾O̧̞̹̐ͦ̐̒̉͋Ẹ̶̼ͦ͋̓̃͛ͫ̏̕O̢̼̰̯͓̗̫̽ͪ͐̃ͥͪ͜E ̘̹̪̼ͧ̑͋̉ͬͣͩḘ̞̜̟͐̋͂̔̈̽͠Ẹ̙̲̼̗͈̝̤̿̉͟͠Oͫ̂͛ͬ͑҉̡̤͙̤͙̣̜ ̞Ó͔͖͍̩̓̍ͮ̊͟͠R̿ͭ̎̑ͫ҉̧̥̲͉͇̗O̘̩ͧ̀͂̊͆ͧȨͫ̃ͭ̈̈̀͜ͅOͩ̾̉͋ ̶̵̢̫͉̮̼̳͕̈̿R̽̍̽ͦͦ͏̱̲̟̠͔E̹͐͒ͯ̓̒̐̂̚O͌̈̽ͦͭ̈͌̚͢͏̖͇͕͉̫͞ R̳͍̫̘̭̫̂̍̍̊ͫ̿͌ͦ̄͟͠O͍͎ͤ̾́̇͂͒̓̏̀͝Ẹ̶͓̙̈́͢O̱̲ͩ͌ͣ̆ͫ̿̂̎̋ ͈̘͉̟͚͚R̸̩̘̯̭͖̭͔ͬ̓͊̔̀Ŏ͔̲̟͎̳͌ͫ͑̚ͅE̸̬͔ͨO̰̖̲̲ͯ̐̾ͪͬ̅̐̃ ̼͙͖̮Ǫ̆̐̈͏̟̻̩̗̳̼͟R̸͈͔̭̭͈̮̼̿̔͋̏́ͣͥ̇͞ͅE̴͙̯̹̘̐̓̏ͯ̂̒Oͥ ̧̦͚̙̪̍ͥ͐͌͐̍Ŗ̴̻̯͚̪̹̣̓̂ͣ̄ͩ͛̍̍ͅḚ̼̭̠̰̗͆͒͊͛̍́O̐̒̊̉̇ͣ̓ ̤͓̰̬͉̦̖̔ͅR͇̭̬͎̹̮̼͚͓̀͠͞O̶͚̺̣͉͋͐̾̓̕Ể̸̘͙̈́ͧÖ̜ͧͧ̏̆̾ͯ ̩͉̱̹͈R̵̦̳̞̭̪̓̑͒͌̾̽ͨ̀́O̬͕̹̮̰ͨ̄Ḛ͙̹̲̟̲̃ͧͧ͡Ȓ̢҉̧̰̯̮̯͉ ̩̞Ơ̴͙̬͎͇̪͕̠̱͋ͯE̴̥͎̘̜ͪ̍̐ͥ̌̐͟O̶͈̭͉̝̗ͥ́́͞R̵̹̰ͫ̽̋̇ͥ̕͞ Ǫ̯̬͕̺̻̩͗̀̕Ę̗̰̘̈́̓̋̄ͭͬ͐E̲͓͕̮̟̰̰̤̍͌͘͢͞E̜͌ͭͪ̏͟E̓̓͊̄́ 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"Oh shi-"
What could be described as a blinding force of destruction erupts from the machine slowly engulfing Sweden, then the entire world... engulfed into a blackhole made by a foolish man's mistake.

However one thing made it through, the madman's error launched the poor prinny to the listed reality crossing many boundaries to it's destination within an instant.
"DOOOoooOOOOooD!.. Wait I'm alive?"
There is now what looks like a giant orange basketball on Mars in the middle of nowhere for some odd reason.
The hatch of the round mech opens to the surface of Mars.
You have now reached your destination.
"Where the hell am I dood. I really don't like this place dood."
I think he introduces the characters maybe? I just picked a character that has no idea what is going on so I don't have to read this.
Weird enough For ya or too weird?


Name: Prinny #567,698,445
Gender: Male
Age: ???
Height: 3'0
Weight: 40
Rank/Title: Extremely Disposable Penguin
Special: Explodes when thrown
Theme: youtube.com/watch?v=sBGN-ORL3pw

Bio:
"One moment I'm slaving away for a demon and the next I'm thrown into some portal for his amusement dood. I end up in some lab for some crazy guy who forces me to pilot his stupid mech designs in exchange for getting back to work. I mean a ball dood? Really dood? It's no pringer X that's for sure. I don't even have fingers dood! Do you know how hard it is to pilot a mech with no fingers dood?! I just want to get out of here to be reincarnated as a human dood..."



Name: Spalding prototype Alpha mark zero point four five six seven two
Type: A mech... That's a ball. It's not all that super is it?
Dimensions: 100 inches in diameter
Weight: 2750 metric tons
Theme: youtube.com/watch?v=H4s6luRfKY8

Stats:

Strength: 10
Armor: 90
Firepower: 10
Performance: 50
Mobility: 30
Energy Output: 40
Sensors: 80

Description:
Round and orange like a ball
Developed by some crazy guy
Special features: can be dribbled.

Weapons:
"Does this thing have weapons or something dood? What do you mean it can only move around?!"

Abilities:
Great at absorbing energy and taking a beating, makes a nice sound when it hits the ground.
Rather bouncy.

Signature Moves:
Current combination attacks: Dunkin Donuts

((totally serious here. :zaru))
UnlosingRanger, what is your choice?


Ah, well a rewrite wouldn't be a bad idea since it'd be awkward with this little amount of people.
But you also amass a large amount of enemies (who happen to be atheists)

Actually that would be anti-theists
>roll to create blackhole gun
People abandon things so easily.
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