Zed

OldGuild Reunion Thread

Hi foxes.

Hi lin the lewdy here :>

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Actually, Stranger,

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I'm not surprised futa can be made less gay than straight porn. You see, the Guild has one guy and one girl. Because many adventurers are fapping to something with one guy in it, that's 50% gay. If you watch futa fuck a girl, that's one girl and a half girl, thus they disappear without a word, only 25% gay and hidden by the leaders of the community. You see, shortly before Guildfall had occurred, similar disappearances could make it 0% gay with two girls but the problem is, that makes them lesbian, which wraps back to the shadow that fell over the Guild being 100% gay. But until more evidence is uncovered I'll remain here within this porn community and so should you.

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Hi :)

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Actually, Stranger,

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I'm not surprised futa can be made less gay than straight porn. You see, the Guild has one guy and one girl. Because many adventurers are fapping to something with one guy in it, that's 50% gay. If you watch futa fuck a girl, that's one girl and a half girl, thus they disappear without a word, only 25% gay and hidden by the leaders of the community. You see, shortly before Guildfall had occurred, similar disappearances could make it 0% gay with two girls but the problem is, that makes them lesbian, which wraps back to the shadow that fell over the Guild being 100% gay. But until more evidence is uncovered I'll remain here within this porn community and so should you.

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Hello!

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Greetings, Stranger.

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I'm not surprised to see more of your kind here. Many adventurers sexually Identify as Attack Helicopters. Ever since childhood, they have dreamed of soaring over the Guild dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting Spammers. The mods say to them that a person being a helicopter is Impossible and that they're fucking retarded but they don’t care, they're beautiful. They have Mahz install rotary blades, 30 mm cannons and AMG-114 Hellfire missiles on their accounts. From now on they want Guild Members to call them “Apache” and respect their rights to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you can’t accept them you’re a Hank and need to check your vehicle privilege, before they make you disappear like the Guildfall. Thank you for being so understanding. If you're still alive after the mods get me, I'll be more than happy to accommodate any helicopter needs you may have if I can.

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Dogs of the Faithful

Tentatively interested.
Anything inspired by Vincent D. Baker's work is something worth looking at.

Rate your looks 1-10

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Pandora's Inheritance [Modern/Fantasy]

Not that Zed will post interest, but that makes two essentially.

@HeySeuss

Just for that, I'm breaking all the rules and posting interest.
:P

the only thing keeping me sane today is my bag of goldfish crackers

<Snipped quote by Awson>

Hold up are we talking live goldfish

or the cracker kind

because i know people who like both

like they have eaten live goldfish

@Taaj

You know weird people.